Indianapolis, IN - Speaking of tools, here’s another one. Donald Crawford made a complete ass of himself early Tuesday morning when he was forced to call 911 because he was so shit-faced he couldn’t find his fully loaded 18-wheeler. Stupid, yes – but, that’s not what earned him a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon. No – he rightfully earned his spot because he left his 5-year-old son alone in said semi, in a high-crime area with the doors unlocked and keys in the ignition, so he could sneak away for a drink and a few lap dances. And, the asshat was booted from the strip club because he didn’t pay for those lap dances. Ahhhh – you gotta love the smell of fail first thing in the morning. SurveillanceSurveillance reviews video shows CrawfordCrawford reviews walking into the Sassy Kats strip club and getting a drink before heading to the back of the club where he received three private lap dances. About 24 minutes later, he was escorted out by a bouncer. A bartender from the establishment said, “When he left he was mad because we told him he needed to pay for his dances. He was mad because we was kicking him out. But he wasn’t stumbling, he wasn’t slurring his words he was arguing with us.” Shortly after that, he was on the phone with 911.

Crawford, 39, told the dispatcher that his semi and his 5-year-old son were missing:

Crawford: I need to report a stolen vehicle and a lost child.
Dispatch: Where’s the child? You don’t know who took him?
Crawford: He was in the vehicle when it was tooken.
Dispatch: Were you in a business or something?
Crawford: No, I was at whatever this little strip club is.
Dispatch: You left him in the truck to wait for you?
Crawford: He was sleeping.

The truck, and the kid, were right where Crawford reported having left them…in the parking lot just outside the bar. Police found the little boy safe inside the cab watching cartoons. Donald Crawford was placed under arrest and charged with child neglect and public intoxication. The kiddo was handed over to his mother and Crawford’s truck was towed away.

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