COUNTY DURHAM, UK — Marcel Allen, 42, was on a suspended sentence for assaulting his 28 year old girlfriend, Lisa Leckenby, when he decided to take it a step further and stab her five times in the back. Then he stomped on her face. Then he ate a kebab with chili sauce while watching her die, saying to her that “This is your blood, bitch.” After ringing an ex-girlfriend to tell her all about it, he wandered to a cash machine to get some money out, telling another friend that the mother of three wouldn’t be needing it “because she’s dead now“. Very astute of you, Marcel. He also told others he was going to go back and have sex with her corpse. As for the kids, Allen remarked, “”Oh too bad, you haven’t got a mother anymore.” I guess his friends weren’t impressed enough with his boasting, as he rang the police to report himself, pretending to be someone else. For some reason I really can’t reconcile that bit. Did he think the police would admire him or something? He’s been sentenced to life in prison. Let’s hope that for a change, life means life.