Salina, KS – I have seen my fair share of idiots here at the Dreamin’ Demon, but Michael Sampson? He could be their friggin’ leader. Initially hauled into court on minor offenses – driving with a suspended license and littering - Sampson, for whatever reason, dug himself a hole by threatening the judge and her court with moronic sign language. Wednesday afternoon, during his Municipal Court trial, Sampson allegedly held up his fist and pointed at a Salina police officer before making some kind of vulgar gesture. Sampson then held his fingers to his own head in the shape of a gun and then pointed his finger gun at that same officer. When asked if he wanted to testify on his own behalf, he responded by pointing to a court officer, the judge, and the prosecutor and making a “slashing gesture across his throat.” Ooooo, scary. While he got off fairly easy on the original charges – found guilty of driving while suspended and sentenced to 90 days in jail, 80 days suspended and acquitted of the littering charge – he is now looking at more serious charges. Michael Sampson, 41, is now charged with four counts of making a criminal threat and one count of aggravated intimidation of a witness – all felonies. What a dumbass….
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