Comments on: Man Kills Mother After She Catches Him Masturbating

By: Uvgottabkiddin

Uvgottabkiddin — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:51:40 +0000

I’d rather have my head bashed in than see my son choking the chicken AND himself… blah.

By: deadskinmask213

deadskinmask213 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:55:39 +0000

cinder
10:16 am on November 24th, 2009
If Freud were alive today, I wonder how he would interpret this…

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

By: cinder

cinder — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:16:32 +0000

If Freud were alive today, I wonder how he would interpret this…

By: howhavetheylivedthislong

howhavetheylivedthislong — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:09:40 +0000

..To men it’s like shaving, you HAVE to do it…

..well, women shave their legs….

..but not everyday……..

By: E Diddy

E Diddy — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 20:51:51 +0000

I don’t understand you. I really don’t. You have nothing better to do at 3:00 in the afternoon? I go out for a quart of milk; I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

By: Boughtthefarm

Boughtthefarm — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:25:31 +0000

I never opened my son’s door….always knocked and let him open it. That is some forethought, huh?? Poor kid, bet he was mortified!

By: howhavetheylivedthislong

howhavetheylivedthislong — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:22:12 +0000

…..Hmmmm, I think George Castanza’s response to the same situation was a little better………..have a contest with your friends.

By: Morbid

Morbid — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:24:22 +0000

Now that my kid is 14, I always approach his shut door by stomping real loud as I get near it while yelling “Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum!” and then I honk a horn six times, ring a dinner bell for 30 seconds and then knock on the door like I am Jack Torrance while singing Slayer’s “Born of Fire”. But still feel like a contestant on some fucked up version of “Let’s make A Deal” right before they are revealing what is behind the curtain I picked.

By: Jaded

Jaded — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:23:50 +0000

Egads! I wonder what the blunt object was, well, no, I don’t want to know.

Hehhhhh…..
I believe it was a statue.

By: Jury

Jury — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:22:30 +0000

Egads! I wonder what the blunt object was, well, no, I don’t want to know.