Croatia – Ok, so he wasn’t just masturbating – he was also engaged in a little auto-erotic asphyxiation when mommy walked in the door. (Do they not have locks in Croatia, or what)? Dino Babic, 22, called Split police Sunday evening and stated, “I think I killed my mother.” He initially told investigators that he strangled his mother, but upon arrival, police found the 44-year-old woman lying in a pool of blood. The pathologist claimed that aside from being strangulated, she had been hit with a blunt object. Dino told officers that he “snapped when he saw her shock at finding him masturbating while pulling on a scarf tied tight around his neck.” Neighbors described the woman as reclusive and modest and mentioned that Babic was troubled and possibly prone to drugs. *Note to self: Always, always knock on spawn’s door, loudly, before entering*

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