Atlanta, Georgia – Listen fellas, it really isn’t that difficult. There are certain ways to meet women and certain ways not to meet women. So if you spy a chick out in public you would like to get to know better, here are a few things you should avoid doing. Pulling your dick out, walking up behind her and smacking her ass. Slowly walking up to her while rubbing yourself, leaning in and whispering, “Ya’ know, you really shouldn’t have worn that dress.” Cornering her in an parking lot and showing her pictures of your genitals on your cell phone. Stephen Joseph Woods Jr., 29, did not know of that last one and has been charged with distributing obscene materials as a result. Police say that Woods approached a woman he did not know in an Aldi’s parking lot and asked her if she “wanted to see something.” Before she could answer, he showed her cell phone images of his pecker. Police later printed three penis pics from the phone and showed them to the woman who identified one of them as the one Woods had shown her. That’s right people, the police had to conduct a penis lineup.

I’m using this as an excuse to post a great scene from Porky’s.

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