Thousand Oaks, CA – Oh, what some people will do for kicks. Charles Hersel, 39, is gracing the pages of the Dreamin’ Demon today because he allegedly gets his jollies by having teen boys spit on him, slap him around, and call him names. What’s more, he’s willing to shell out cold hard cash for it! It has been reported that Hersel found himself a few willing participants on MyspaceMySpace and word quickly got around Westlake High School that some weird ass dicksneeze was willing to pay to be abused. What kid wouldn’t jump on that? Hell, it’s way easier than a paper route or mowing lawns. Several teens told investigators that Hersel also offered to pay if they would be willing to shit or piss on him as well – as far as I can tell, no one took him up on that. An undercover sting was set up and Hersel was busted at the mall when he showed up for his rendezvous with a teen spitter. He was arrested, charged with misdemeanor child annoyance and released. Heh…that misdemeanor charge will hurt him far less than having his name, mugshot, and nasty fetish broadcast over the interwebz.

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