Marion, IA - Allow me to introduce Kristine Pflughaupt (gesundheit). Ms. Phisoderm Pflughaupt is gracing the pages here at the Dreamin’ Demon for a number of reasons – that awesome last name, her cheerful mugshot, drunken hyjinx, and because she’s a big fan of noodles.  It has been reported that on NovemberNovember reviews 3, a resident on Ms. Farfegnugen Pflughaupt’s mail route called police to complain that she had a strange mail carrier, in uniform and carrying a mail bag, sitting on the floor in her kitchen noshin’ on some left-over noodles. The homeowner, 95-year-old Marie O’Kelly, said she was watching TV in her living room when she heard a noise – she assumed it was her daughter coming for a visit, but grew suspicious when she didn’t receive a greeting from the girl. When she went to investigate the strange noise, she found Ms. Flobbernotten Pflughaupt sitting on the kitchen floor, eating noodles with her bare hands. “The noodles were running down her shirt. I asked her, ‘What are you doing here?’ She didn’t answer – she just kept eating those noodles.” Yum. 

By the time authorities arrived at the scene, Ms. Phlebitis Pflughaupt had had her fill of pasta and had passed out. Police report that she registered a .280 on a field sobriety test. It is believed that Ms. Pflugerville Pflughaupt, after having been dropped off to finish off her route, had entered O’Kelly’s home through an unlocked door and made her way to the fridge.

Ms. PfluckIt Pflughaupt, a mail carrier for 17 years, might just have a problem with the fire water. According to court documents, she has already racked up a total of three convictions for operating while intoxicated – the latest in AugustAugust reviews of ‘09, for which she received a suspended sentence – two prior public intoxication charges – three open container charges that were dismissed – and a partridge in a pear tree. Two words – Get. Help. Ms. Pflughaupt, 46, was arrested and charged with public intoxication.

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