Shoplifters Head-Butt, Abduct And Piss On Wal-Mart Security Guard
November 13, 2009 by Morbid
Muskegon — A male security guard busted two women stealing from a Wal-Mart on Halloween night. They were detained at the door after trying to get away with $45 in stolen merchandise that included curtains and makeup. The two women, Marilyn Cole, 35, and Rashieka L. Stewart, 23, were not going down without a fight, so they broke free and ran to their vehicle in the parking lot – the guard in pursuit. Stewart made it into the driver’s seat, but the guard was blocking the open passenger entry so that Stewart could not get in. The persistent Stewart then head-butted the guard, knocking him into the car. The 230 pound Stewart then sat on the guard as they drove away. The guard was able to get his phone and call 911, but not before Stewart pissed on him. If this act was on purpose or not has not been reported. They ended up across the street in another parking lot where they let the guard go, but would not get out themselves until forced to by police at gunpoint. Both ladies were charged with one count of unarmed robbery. Cole, on parole for a bank robbery, was charged as a second-time habitual offender.
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2:40 pm on November 13th, 2009
Hmmmm. So let me get this straight. A “woman” named Rashieka (hehehe) sat on a security guard and then pissed on him? That’s fucking hilarious…
3:33 pm on November 13th, 2009
For Christ’s sake, let that woman have the makeup!! That poor security guard, can you imagine the nightmares he’ll have…
4:02 pm on November 13th, 2009
I don’t think anything at Wal-Mart is worth getting pissed on, oh and ya know the dangerous situation of basically being kidnapped. Seriously wtf is wrong with these fools? She pissed on him, she fucking pissed on him…..(shaking head)
4:56 pm on November 13th, 2009
Swear I am LMAO right now cause all I can think of is Thelma & Louise. Poor guy must have thought he was in an action movie! Can you imagine that fat ugly bitch kidnapping you, then pissing on you??? I swear I cannot stop laughing!! Yes indeed, let them have the makeup. Can’t think of anyone that needs it more than these 2.
12:58 am on November 14th, 2009
Some men pay good money for this.
This story is so twisted on so many levels, it’s great. Now if one of these fine women were named Bertha it’d be perfect. Thanks for the laugh Morbid!
1:30 pm on November 14th, 2009
that’s a man! The guard is lucky that Rashieka didn’t take his dick out and piss on him.
2:25 pm on November 14th, 2009
lol….WTF! I have been in this walmart many times and she probably didnt do it on purpose she just couldnt hold it in….thats what happens whenu get old and Fat!
2:45 pm on November 14th, 2009
maybe she’s like a puppy and she pees when excited
unfortunately she isn’t cute like puppies are :/
4:20 pm on November 14th, 2009
That Security Guard is fortunate he didn’t get molested by these two, I suspect this is the most excitement they have had in awhile and the closest they’ve been to a male in an even longer while!
4:33 pm on November 14th, 2009
I wonder why kidnapping charges doesn’t apply here…
10:08 pm on November 14th, 2009
I think he has seen Mall Cop one too many times!! Let ‘em go!! Watch, now he will be fired…I am sure the stench of the piss will never go away!!
10:45 pm on November 14th, 2009
lol….WTF! I have been in this walmart many times and she probably didnt do it on purpose she just couldnt hold it in….thats what happens whenu get old and Fat!
Since when is 23 old? How long do you have to be a skanky whore to qualify as old?
5:52 am on November 15th, 2009
The larger animal always wins and then proceeds to mark its territory.
1:21 pm on November 15th, 2009
My bad she is younger than me she looks old!
7:42 pm on November 15th, 2009
PAROLE ! There is definately something wrong with her if she stooped so low to steal curtains from walmart.
physo probably got the old broom handle by a prison guard …
Where is the other photo ?
ummm Where was Cole?
good thing no one got electrocuted
4:47 am on November 16th, 2009
Some men pay good money for this service. He should be happy he got it for free.
He’s lucky they didn’t mistake him for a smoked ham.
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