Hey Ladies – I Think He’s Single
November 13, 2009 by Jaded
Tampa, FL – Not much to say here. All you got to do is listen. Joshua Basso said he made sex calls to 911 because his cell phone was out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could call for free. It does contain audio of a loser masturbating, so you’ve been warned.
Basso faces a misdemeanor charge of “misuse of wireless 911 system.” He is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Basso called 911 four times Wednesday before being arrested at his home. When officers asked him where his cell phone was, he appeared to be shocked, responding, “How did you know I had a cell phone?” The responding officer then dialed the number that was recorded by dispatch – Basso’s phone starts to ring. Finally, the desperate loser fessed, “I did it! I did it.” I’d bet my last peanut butter cup that if you were standing within 3-feet of Joshua Basso, you would actually be able to smell the desperation oozing out of his pathetic pores – kind of like a noxious cloud of malodorous gas. You know, it takes a special kind of stupid to call 911 to get your rocks off – the kind of stupid that will land your dumb ass on the pages of The Dreamin’ Demon.
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10:37 am on November 13th, 2009
The sounds of him masturbating were absolutely horrifying.
10:57 am on November 13th, 2009
Leave it to fucking Florida. Why is it the dumping ground for the nation’s biggest assholes?
11:03 am on November 13th, 2009
i’m going to have nightmares
11:15 am on November 13th, 2009
….Jesus…H…Christ. Now I’ve heard it all. Pitiful and hysterical all at the same time……
11:16 am on November 13th, 2009
This is so sick it’s hilarious. But why the hell did I think I needed to listen to it?
11:39 am on November 13th, 2009
Oh MY gawd. He seriously said, “What are you wearing?” LMAO! I had to stop listening after 1:00 of the recording. I was embarrassed FOR him.
12:03 pm on November 13th, 2009
That is one of the single most hilarious things I’ve EVER heard!
12:09 pm on November 13th, 2009
Lmao that shit was just TOO funny…lovin it! What an idiot…masturbation fail!
12:28 pm on November 13th, 2009
I saw this linked off of a story on CNN yesterday. What a fucking loser!!
12:54 pm on November 13th, 2009
Joshua Basso=Crackerish
12:59 pm on November 13th, 2009
When I listened to the recording first thing this morning, I was like, tee-hee-hee, gag, tee-hee-hee, gag. Unfortunately, the whole nasty thing put many unwanted images into my brain.
2:50 pm on November 13th, 2009
I don’t know know whether I should be pissed or happy that I can’t listen to it at work. lol
3:16 pm on November 13th, 2009
It doesn’t look like my post went thru… BUT the police report is on Smoking Gun. I couldn’t listen to it, tried to but I got disgusted…. I’m better at reading things then hearing them
3:58 pm on November 13th, 2009
Ummmmm, I got nothing…no nothing…..
6:08 pm on November 13th, 2009
haha. the first call dispatcher says “are you done yet?”
7:47 pm on November 13th, 2009
i wonder what he would’ve done if a male 911 employee answered the phone… hmm
~ceisdsgil
9:21 pm on November 13th, 2009
I don’t know why I felt the need to listen to it…….but I did. I don’t know how the dispatcher kept from laughing or gagging. I would have been rolling on the floor in tears. omg that was too funny.
10:01 pm on November 13th, 2009
Damn…doesn’t anyone use magazines anymore? And doesn’t he know 911 records all their calls? Freak. And you just KNOW the 911 operator was vomiting in a trash can every time he asked her a question.
10:28 pm on November 13th, 2009
uh huh… a neck tattoo.
12:13 am on November 14th, 2009
LOL Soobs @ magazines! I must be a perv cause I just had to listen to it again. Was hard to hear the first time cause vacuum was running.
12:46 am on November 14th, 2009
WTF???
10:10 pm on November 14th, 2009
Oh, I love this! This totally cracks me up!!! What a total dumbass!!
11:23 am on November 15th, 2009
Awesome. I just made that my ringtone.
3:45 pm on November 17th, 2009
Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! What a ‘tard!!! I wonder which one of his two brain cells told him 911 was a good idea for havin a pullin his plonker!!! That’s priceless. Ahahahaha!! Noob.
11:07 am on November 18th, 2009
Well, I now have a new person at the top of my “Stupidest People” list. For a while, it was a tie between the drunk driver who called 911 to report herself and the woman who had sex with a teenager and then called police because her neighbors were making fun of her for it. This guy makes them both look reasonably intelligent. (Although they’re still on my list. Just not as high on it.)
I take issue with guys who call up women to talk dirty to them. It’s happened to me a few times and it truly upset me. (It’s the reason I got caller ID. I don’t get those calls anymore.) I also have a big problem with people who misuse 911–a service that has saved my son’s life twice and my life once.
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