Tampa, FL – Not much to say here. All you got to do is listen. Joshua Basso said he made sex calls to 911 because his cell phone was out of minutes and 911 was the only number he could call for free. It does contain audio of a loser masturbating, so you’ve been warned.

Basso faces a misdemeanor charge of “misuse of wireless 911 system.” He is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Basso called 911 four times Wednesday before being arrested at his home. When officers asked him where his cell phone was, he appeared to be shocked, responding, “How did you know I had a cell phone?” The responding officer then dialed the number that was recorded by dispatch – Basso’s phone starts to ring. Finally, the desperate loser fessed, “I did it! I did it.” I’d bet my last peanut butter cup that if you were standing within 3-feet of Joshua Basso, you would actually be able to smell the desperation oozing out of his pathetic pores – kind of like a noxious cloud of malodorous gas. You know, it takes a special kind of stupid to call 911 to get your rocks off – the kind of stupid that will land your dumb ass on the pages of The Dreamin’ Demon.

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