Craig Dunn Trips With Jesus

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Craig Dunn Trips With Jesus

November 11, 2009 by Jaded

Filed under: Crime, Drugs, Sex Offender

Louisville, KY - Jesus Christ must be a real jerk. I mean, what kind of friend comes over to your house, befouls your environment with second-hand crack smoke, and then just disappears – leaving the crack paraphernalia behind? I gotta admit, I have relatives that would pull that kind of shit, but I never thought JC would stoop that low. I mean, that’s just rude! Poor old Craig Dunn is now taking the rap because of Jesus and his crack pipe. Dunn, a registered sex offender on home incarceration, must have been beside himself when the police showed up to do a home check and discovered a makeshift aluminum foil crack pipe and a burnt spoon. Dunn tried to explain to the boys in blue that the shit wasn’t his, it belonged to Jesus and Jesus was just trying to set him up. I bet you the big guy is up in the sky right about now just laughing it up – his little plan worked! Thanks to Jesus, Craig Dunn, 52, is now back behind bars charged with possession of drug paraphernalia. Betcha he won’t be smoking crack with Jesus again anytime soon.

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Tags: crack, Craig Dunn, Crime, Drug paraphernalia, home incarceration, Jesus, Kentucky, Louisville, Mugshot, Sex Offender

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7 Comments on "Craig Dunn Trips With Jesus" make up the 116,837 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

maureen
8:31 am on November 11th, 2009

I was having a good laugh until I scrolled down and saw the beginning of the next story.

Boughtthefarm
10:26 am on November 11th, 2009

Wish police would do more check ups on probationers/parolees.

backlash
11:18 am on November 11th, 2009

Worst excuse ever?

Undeniable Truth
11:38 am on November 11th, 2009

LOL. Thank you for this one, Jaded. And thank you, Jesus.

CassieMomma
2:43 pm on November 11th, 2009

Wow, Jesus…..really? Hmmmm

MadeaBecBec
10:52 pm on November 11th, 2009

Hey! Jesus has always said “Do unto others” Ol’ Dunn must’ve sown some bad seeds! Bahwahahaha!

mopar
2:41 am on November 12th, 2009

Jesus is a comman name amongst people of mexican origion so maybe it really was Jesus. (Pronounced Heysoose)

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