Providence, Rhode Island – A fight broke out between player’s of a high school girls’ soccer match on SundaySunday reviews
night. During the final moments of Tolman vs. Woonsocket, a game that the Woonsocket Villa Novans had a 5-0 lead, a cat fight broke out between Kristen Cahill and Maria Lopera. There is punches thrown and hair pulling. It’s all very arousing. Then later on, a fight broke out in the stands between the fans. I had no clue that women’s soccer was this exciting. Between this and the ponytail-yanking actions of University of New Mexico’s Elizabeth Ann Lambert I have come to a conclusion about all of this violence. And that is I know where I am looking for my next ex-girlfriend.
And for those of you living under a rock, her is Lambert’s 15 minutes of fame:
Jesus Christ I get turned on every time I see that yank. And to be fair, the first hit came after she was elbowed, and the pony tail yanking came after the player grabbed her shorts. To suspend her indefinitely while that football player actively tried to blind someone gets a slap on the hand…well it makes no sense. There are two separate groups regarding Lambert’s actions and can be seen via FacebookFacebook
. If you feel Lambert was in the right, join GO ELIZABETH LAMBERT! If you feel she is nothing more than one hot bully, then feel free to join BAN ELIZABETH LAMBERT OF NEW MEXICO FROM COLLEGE SOCCER. I’m in the former group. 
10:05 am on November 10th, 2009
Too funny Morbid. I wish I had been that girl who got her pony tail pulled and thrown to the ground. I’d have snatched that bitches legs right out from under her and given her the ass whopping of her life.
6:18 pm on November 10th, 2009
her is Lambert’s?
Him is typing one-handed!
6:55 pm on November 10th, 2009
Bustd!
6:57 pm on November 10th, 2009
Even in slow-motion, that ponytail yank still looks like Lambert is doing a magic trick and making another player disappear.
7:39 pm on November 10th, 2009
Morbid, ur a sick twisted fuck…I think I love you.
5:18 am on November 11th, 2009
That bitch went down awful fast for a little ponytail tugging, I think I’ve probably had my hair pulled harder during sex.
What the hell kind of soccer player is she? Pussy.
12:15 pm on November 11th, 2009
it was just a simple fight, get over it ya know. shit happens, like you said she didn’t blind her or knock the hell out of a ref. It’s because she’s a girl and god forbid we act tough once in a while…jeez.
10:02 pm on November 11th, 2009
Notice that both gals she assaulted were on the other team?
9:38 pm on November 13th, 2009
They barely touched her and she went off like that? She’s got anger issues, aside from the fact that she’s ugly.
Think you got something worth saying? Type it out. If you don't wanna look lame, get rid of that default avatar and go get you a gravatar! Tell 'em Morbid sent ya'. Lastly, as far as we are concerned, posting a comment means that you have read our Disclaimer.
You must be logged in to post a comment.
Search Dreamin’ Demon
Login
The Dreamin Demon Wants You
Check ‘Em Out!
Recent Comments
Recent Media Reviews
Twitter
Your Ad Here
Facebook Crap
Drink The Kool-Aid
Archives
Kickass Sites
Copyright © 2009 · Except where otherwise noted, content on this site is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License · DreaminDemon Blood Red theme by Lee Malta.
Get a Blog · WordPress · Log in