Woman To Doctor: ‘My Vagina Is Falling Out’
November 9, 2009 by Morbid
Kenmore, Washington – Ever read a headline that just makes you read the article attached to it even though you just know it isn’t a real good idea? Yeah, this story was mine. I had just enjoyed some Dragon AgeDragon Age reviews
and was eating a ham sandwich when I cam across an article about a woman whose insides were falling out of her through her vagina. Normally a story like that is one where I read it, gag, tell my co-workers about it and then try to scrub it out of my brain. But in this case the woman, 39-year-old Allison Henry, is being very candid about her medical condition and goes into full detail of what happened to her in hopes that she can help other women. The link to the full article is after the jump, but fellas, it includes things like this: “I was referred to a pelvic floor specialist. She took a look and said, ‘Holy crap — your vagina is falling out of your body, and it’s dragging your bladder and your rectum along with it!” So consider yourself warned. But to the ladies, I learned that 30 percent of you are gross and should really go see a goddamn doctor immediately.
Ladies, I know some of you have some ugly ass vaginas – I’ve been face-to-face with my fair share. It’s ok and not your fault that some of you look like you are giving birth to an Arby’s roast beef sandwich. Some guys do not mind. I’m not one of those guys. It’s not a sex deal breaker, mind you – just don’t expect meat curtains to ever adorn my face. Besides, now with labia reduction surgery, you can get that nasty looking shit fixed. But that’s a purely cosmetic matter. Having your guts playing peek-a-boo when you take a leak is not.
Allison Henry (pictured right) states, “One day in the bathroom, I felt something kind of strange when I was wiping. There wasn’t really a hole there — it felt kind of flat. I thought it was a little weird, but I had a 19-month-old and a newborn to care for, so I brushed it off. I wasn’t bleeding, I wasn’t in pain, so I didn’t address it.“ Um, what?! While I understand it may be a bit embarrassing, but if your friggin’ asshole is falling out of your vagina – go to the doctor immediately! You can make Little Johnny’s lunch for school when you get back.
But it seems that the condition is a lot more prevalent than I ever wanted to know. “It’s widely estimated that 30 percent of women or more suffer some degree of prolapse in their lifetime,” says Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz, a gynecologist in Los Angeles. “WomenWomen reviews
will suffer for years and not tell anyone,“ “They’d rather tell their doctor they have a sexually transmitted disease than say that something is hanging out of them.” Uh, why? Could someone explain? I would think that on the scale of medical emergencies, going to the doctor for some STD you picked up at a bachlorette party trails pretty far behind PISSING YOUR ASSHOLE OUT.
3:11 am on November 9th, 2009
Oh. My. God.
3:18 am on November 9th, 2009
And all along I thought that a baby was the only creepy thing that could emerge from a woman’s vaj ! *rimshot*
I’m convinced that the 30% that Gilberg refers to are women that are 70-80+ y/o… mostly because I can’t bear the idea that something could fall out of my vagina (other than a baby or a rogue condom) while it’s still “in use”.
3:55 am on November 9th, 2009
*shudders*
9:25 am on November 9th, 2009
I feel educated! Guess I’ll get a mirror and see if anything is falling out of my vajj
9:26 am on November 9th, 2009
Oh. My. God. Again.
9:28 am on November 9th, 2009
Kegels…squeeze and hold ladies, squeeze and hold. Yes, YES! I hear vaginas everywhere thanking me already.
9:31 am on November 9th, 2009
Hell, it was clenched while I was reading this story – I fear it may never, ever, ever unclench.
Oh. My. God.
10:11 am on November 9th, 2009
I could never imagine taking a dump, wiping my ass to only find I have just swiped my gall bladder, and think, “Fuck it, I got to cut the grass!” Hell, the entire neighborhood would know because I would be running around the neighborhood screaming for someone to call 911 while I was calling 911 because my INSIDES ARE FALLING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE!
10:14 am on November 9th, 2009
D: This is a very good reminder to do my Kegels…
10:16 am on November 9th, 2009
But hey, I give Allison some credit for coming out and telling her story. It’s one thing to go and tell a doctor, but to tell the entire world after it happened is a different story entirely.
10:17 am on November 9th, 2009
Besides the issue of passing haggis, what the fuck is wrong with this woman?
10:19 am on November 9th, 2009
Prolapse chinas are not the visual I was expecting first thing this morning but hey, at least it wasn’t fistulas.
“Mommy….why does that lady smell like pee?”
google, google, google.
10:24 am on November 9th, 2009
Not googling. And, you can’t friggin’ make me.
10:25 am on November 9th, 2009
Most hilarious visual EVERRRRR!!
10:32 am on November 9th, 2009
She had to have hooked up with a hack job doctor in hopes of making mega bucks by making women’s vaginas look pretty. She’d make a better spokesperson for Loreal and maybe they’d giver her hair a makeover.
10:38 am on November 9th, 2009
That right there is proof that women ARE the stronger gender.
As a side note, my vagina has sympathy pains.
10:48 am on November 9th, 2009
No, I think that it comes you being biologically geared towards passing things like a human through your va-jay-jay. After that, I guess an asshole or spleen peeking through doesn’t sound off the same alarms as it does a man.
10:55 am on November 9th, 2009
Good point. I do believe that passing my small intestine would be less painful than childbirth.
11:43 am on November 9th, 2009
I’m kind of wondering about this woman’s OB/GYN. I mean, she’d had a baby. That in itself is traumatic. Couldn’t her doctor have said, “By the way, your ligaments are a little loose. Call us if you shit out your liver.”
I mean, my grandma is having an issue with falling organs, but she’s also over 80, and has scoliosis forcing her guts downward. An otherwise healthy 39 year old should not be having that problem.
Was she waiting until she left her uterus on the bathroom tile?
11:59 am on November 9th, 2009
Screw the asshole coming out. I’m obsessing over what Morbid would consider an ugly va-jay-jay.
12:11 pm on November 9th, 2009
LOL madmama….Hey Morbid, my va jay jay looks like a Burger King double cheese burger…just sayin.
12:14 pm on November 9th, 2009
That should read: a $1 Burger King double cheese burger.
1:20 pm on November 9th, 2009
Damn damn damn!!
Before I went to college I worked as a CNA in a nursing home and one of the women there has this problem. The nurses or aids would have to push her uterus back inside her once or twice a week. The dr rigged a rubber donut type thing that was suppose to fix the problem but after awhile it too started falling out. Once, just once I walked in the room while that thing was hanging out of her and I couldn’t bear it. I quit my job the next week and that image stayed burned into my retinas for years. I hadn’t thought about her for a long time until today… thanks Morbid.
1:27 pm on November 9th, 2009
Great. Something else for me to worry about. I feel like I need to get a mirror and check things out.
1:34 pm on November 9th, 2009
Look, you need an expert to check things out. Do not trust your judgment in these matters. So the quicker you get those pictures sent to me, the quicker I can diagnose you.
1:40 pm on November 9th, 2009
Mine is prolly one of those scary ones that would give you nightmares. I have had three kids.
I’ll just have my “friend” take a look next time she’s down there. ;p
4:17 pm on November 9th, 2009
Hmmm 19 month old and a newborn? We may have found the problem here
4:44 pm on November 9th, 2009
STOP!! I do NOT want to explain to my co-workers what I’m snortgiggling about over here!
I had a friend in her 70s who had this same problem. I haven’t talked to her in a while, so I’m not sure how everything came out.
…..sorry
7:18 pm on November 9th, 2009
Seldom, this happens but, I’m at a loss for words, here. Wait… OH FUCK!
8:10 pm on November 9th, 2009
I swear I’ve seen that woman before. Does the article mention her place of employment (I’m too scared to read for myself)? I interviewed several years ago at Bastyr College in Kenmore, and I swear this woman was part of the interview process. I turned the second interview down because I learned that the college was some weird hollistic hippie stuff (and it was a little farther than I cared to commute). But, yeah… I swear she was there.
Huh. 30% of women? Eh… at least the odds are still good.
7:05 pm on November 10th, 2009
Dragon Age is a GREAT game. Ham sandwiches are good as well. Why, yes, I AM willfully ignoring the rest of the article. Heh.
10:45 am on November 11th, 2009
What the hell is wrong with her and what the hell if wrong with yall….a double cheeseburger. No one on here is right. Why the fuck did I read this?
10:45 am on November 11th, 2009
i remember a horrifying video, either from rotten.com or from one of those late 80’s “faces of death” videos where a college weightlifter in PA is going for a world record and his “guts” shoot out of his shorts. I’m just sayin’ prolapses are not just for ladies.
7:07 pm on November 11th, 2009
I think you don’t find ethnic vajj pretty if you grew up with the Barbie pink ideals.As for me bring on the arbys wrap.
12:32 am on November 13th, 2009
Yikes to this horrible sounding phenomenon. Major yikes.
But what really gets me here is the superhappy headshot. It doesn’t fit the grotesque and tremendously painful sounding tale of woe. It’s like pairing a tale of a man’s kidney falling out of his a$$ with a picture of a gloriously smiling dude. It’s just weird.
Right?
12:34 am on November 13th, 2009
That’s awesome.
12:37 am on November 13th, 2009
But the BK double whopper with cheese is a bit much…can’t the cheese be skipped? Here’s hoping.
2:10 am on November 13th, 2009
i like how you spelled “vajj” to correspond with “hajj”
and since when did barbie have a vulva?
3:23 am on November 13th, 2009
Dude, for a guy who spends all his time eating ham sandwiches and playing dragon age, it’s a wonder you even know what a vagina looks like let alone be picky about it’s cosmetic features. Great article though, totally grossed out now.
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