Subscribe to The Dreamin’ DemonNews FeedSubscribe to The Dreamin’ DemonComments

« « Black Devil Doll Movie Review | Dog Drag Dog » »

Jose Cuervo Is Her Co-Pilot

November 9, 2009 by Morbid  

Filed under: Alcohol-related stupidity, Child Neglect, Crime, Drunk Driving 

DADE CITY, Florida – Police pulled over a vehicle for not for not having a passenger side headlight. The driver was a very drunk Genoveva Amacenda-Velona, 30. Also in the car with her were two children ages 7 and 9. But that wasn’t it. Beside her was a half-empty bottle of Jose Cuervo and sliced limes on the console. Amacenda-Velona spoke no English, but did relay that she had only drank a few beers at a friends house. Her 0.233 blood-alcohol level told a much different story. She was charged with aggravated child neglect, DUI, not having a valid driver’s license and not having a motor vehicle registration and was being at the Land O’Lakes jail without bail. I see some people calling this setup a rolling bar just because she had some sliced limes? Shit, wait ’til they get a glimpse of the Mojito setup Jaded has in her car. Hell, she has fresh mint growing on the dashboard. Wanna know what my “rolling bar” consisted of? A couple bottles of Night TrainNight Train reviewsNight Train reviews. Don’t hate.

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

Source

Jose Cuervo Is Her Co Pilot

Tags: , , , , , ,


Comments

8 Comments on "Jose Cuervo Is Her Co-Pilot" make up the 115,817 total comments on Dreamin' Demon.

  1. Boughtthefarm
    9:38 am on November 9th, 2009

    Is “I’ve only had a couple of beers” the standard answer for everybody that gets caught driving in an alcohol coma?? If a couple of beers makes people drive that erratic, they ought to make it illegal. They ought to do that anyway just cause the crap taste so damn nasty.

  2. Jaded
    9:53 am on November 9th, 2009

    Hell, she has fresh mint growing on the dashboard.

    Only the best….

  3. backlash
    10:06 am on November 9th, 2009

    Hell with 2 kids AND Jose Cuervo she could hit the HOV 4 lanes.

  4. mammasweets
    10:29 am on November 9th, 2009

    Dade City! Thems my peoples! Actually no. But they have a rockin’ Kumquat festival / Antique Car show every year.

    Drunk Mamma’s are always a plus!

  5. CassieMomma
    10:08 am on November 11th, 2009

    Didn’t speak any english my ass! To drive drunk is one thing, stupid and selfish, but when you add innocent kids into the mix…..I hope they fry her, I’m surprised with the amount of alcohol in her system she didn’t get into an accident, it’s a blessing she got pulled!

  6. mopar
    5:39 pm on November 11th, 2009

    f-ing amatures , you are supposed to attach the salt shaker to the dash with velcro and hand the lemons in a cheesecloth bag from that so the sun and air doesn’t dry them out.Dumb ass !

  7. popeyeray
    2:15 pm on November 12th, 2009

    ANY MYSPACES ON THIS RETCHED WOMAN!?

  8. Uvgottabkiddin
    7:07 pm on November 13th, 2009

    f-ing amatures , you are supposed to attach the salt shaker to the dash with velcro and hand the lemons in a cheesecloth bag from that so the sun and air doesn’t dry them out.Dumb ass !

    that’s what the kids are for.

Think you got something worth saying? Type it out. If you don't wanna look lame, get rid of that default avatar and go get you a gravatar! Tell 'em Morbid sent ya'. Lastly, as far as we are concerned, posting a comment means that you have read our Disclaimer.

You must be logged in to post a comment.

Improve the web with Nofollow Reciprocity.