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Cincinnati, Ohio – On Halloween night, Oxford police officer pulled over 20-year-old James Miller for finding him driving the wrong way down a one-way street with no headlights. As the officer approached Miller was observed stuffing chewing gum in his mouth. He was also wearing an awesome breathalyzer costume. Miller told the officer he had not been drinking that night, but cops found an open beer in the console of his car and beers in the front seat as well as the trunk. Turns out that Miller was almost two times the legal limit, sporting a blood alcohol level of .15. Miller was cited on charges including operating a vehicle while intoxicated, underage possession of alcohol, having an open container and a fake ID, and a one-way street violation. Click on to see him in costume.

2ekrmzo James Miller Busted For DUI While Dressed As Breathalyzer

Miller is an idiot for driving drunk, but I do love the costume.

 James Miller Busted For DUI While Dressed As Breathalyzer
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  • backlash

    He must have had all the ladies on their knees trying to figure out their BAC.

  • Boughtthefarm

    Stupid prick!

  • Coyote

    Ain’t irony great?

  • Darsa

    Wow, Dumbass of the Year Award recipient…

  • sarabei

    Poetic Justice…..gotta love it!!

  • Leila

    Douchebag.

  • jalepeno29

    well in his defense he blew before he drove…the needle still says “sotally tober.” cant blame his cause the machine failed ;)

  • Wildheart

    LMAO…I saw some pics from a friend’s Halloween party and there was a guy at the party wearing this same costume! Bet he was drunk too ;)

  • kaosmayhem

    Had to be drunk just to put that costume on. Well whatever works for ya.

  • CassieMomma

    Funny, yet yes ironic……lol!