SPOKANE, Washington – Caroline Francis was sitting at a light after leaving the YMCA last week when a large van with three men pulled up beside her and asked her to roll down her window. The passenger began asking for directions to a particular street. She tried giving them instructions, but started getting suspicious when they kept asking her questions. Their true intent became apparent when the light turned green. That’s when the passenger leaned out of his window and poured a 20-ounce bottle full of piss in her face. “I know this is really gross but I thought it was water and then I could smell it and it was all over me and I was freaking out shaking,” Carolinecaroline reviews
said. “It got all over me, in my eye, in my mouth, all over my car.” Um. GAG.
The guy doing the pouring almost seems like some type of character out of a Charles Bronson Death WishDeath Wish reviews movie based on Carolyn’s description. “He leaned out the window and threw it at me, and then came out even farther so that his waist was out the window and he just had to get every last drop on my face and he had the meanest look on his face, I won’t forget that look it was so malicious,” she said. I’m imagining him twirling his mustache in satisfaction like Snidely Whiplash as they sped off.
Too add insult to injury, she cannot get the car cleaned as car wash companies treat urine as a bio-hazard. It’s easy to crack jokes about what happened, but I think how unfunny and cowardly this action was is best described by Carolyn herself when she wrote to the three morons in the Cheers and Jeers section of The Inlander. It read:
To the 3 imbecilic, high school aged white males in a white van at the light on Boone & Lincoln Tues. night around 7:30 PM who thought it would be funny to have me roll down my window & ask me for directions but then proceed to throw urine in my face: It is because of people like you that society has stopped being nice to each other. I know that you will get what is coming to you some day, but how about paying me back for having to get my car detailed in order to get the stench of your urine out of it? How about paying mind to the fact that while you drove off thinking you were the worlds funniest people I was left shaking & sputtering your bodily fluids out of my mouth, wiping it out of my eyes, worried I had gotten a disease. How about listening to my phone call as I reported you to the police, tears rolling down my cheeks because I would never, ever harm or hurt people, and was only trying to be nice and help you out. How about talking to my fiance and friends! and family and apologizing to them, since they had to hear me scared and alarmed, livid and hating what had happened to me, feeling absolutely disgusting, all from you putting me through something so wretched. I wish I was not so shocked when it happened and that I would have had my wits about me to copy down your license plate number. I abhor you and can’t wait until that day comes that you get a good licking from this world. If anyone out there knows who these guys might be, call crime check and report them, they don’t deserve to get away with this.
I like Carolyn, though. She seems to have a pretty good sense of humor after having piss from strangers poured in her mouth. It could have been worse. “It could have been poop,” she said.
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2:19 pm on November 3rd, 2009
hmmm… I know a few ppl that would pay to have someone do this to them. Those boys just might have a business venture on their hands.
3:18 pm on November 3rd, 2009
These kids will get caught. After doing something like this, they’ll brag to friends about how funny it was and someone will turn them in. I saw something like this happen once but it was personal, not a random crime. In that case, the perp was apprehended pretty quickly because the victim recognized him.
3:53 pm on November 3rd, 2009
What a bunch of punks. I hope they get caught and have the shit beat out of them by her family and friends. Spokane is a pretty big place, but it ain’t that big. There is a strong possibility of seeing these ass munchers out on the road again one day. There aren’t that many white vans floating around. Justice will be served on their asses, I am willing to bet on it.
4:16 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Oh I really hope those creeps who did this get caught. I wonder if the young woman can give a good description to a sketch artist? Reading about how the guy that assaulted her had the meanest, most malicious look on his face — what kind of anger and hatred is “bottled up” in that loser? And did they decide to do this to whatever woman they happened to encounter first, or would they have done the same thing to a guy?
4:23 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Well if not, there is always the taste test…
4:33 pm on November 3rd, 2009
I just really hope they were disease free, I would be worried sick!
4:42 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Morbid: Ew.
6:03 pm on November 3rd, 2009
I don’t care how upset I was, I’d have followed those assholes to the ends of the earth. I would have had cops after me, for sure! Jackasses!
11:01 pm on November 3rd, 2009
What got me is, in another article the medical personnel told her the urine was sterile and not to worry. The place that she took it to to have her car detailed said it was a bio hazard and wouldn’t touch it.
she was a good sport though.
11:22 pm on November 3rd, 2009
You’re right, these morons are bragging to all 3 of their friends and one day they’ll piss one of them off by not letting them bum a joint, brew, or cigarette off them and he’ll go to the cops to get even. Better yet–20 years ago I was at a party and some a$$-hole was bragging to a group of people about how “they pissed all over some guys bike in the parking stall a few months ago”. Guess who also was at this party and overheard this moron bragging? Guess who got their ass kicked-real bad? Hope this happens to them someday! BTW, I was not the biker. He was a stereotypical 6 foot-something dude who had a couple of friends with him at this party too! The bike and the party were in the same apartment complex! Jerks like that tend not to be too bright!
11:50 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Fucking assholes. Maybe they will be served up some justice by good ole ‘Karma’ and it will be along the lines of…. i dunno, maybe that beulah ball breaker bitch who is going around kicking men in the nuts. Did you guys read that one? The dude had to get a prosthetic!
URINE CAN SPREAD DISEASE… at least it has the ability to….
http://www.justanswer.com/questions/sx9y-communicable-disease-trasmitted
12:51 pm on November 4th, 2009
hehehe…
4:33 pm on November 4th, 2009
I really feel for this woman, I feel sick. What a fucked up thing to do. Yeah fucking hilarious assholes!
8:04 pm on November 4th, 2009
I feel for this woman too, sorry she’s so pissed off. Hopefully they had no diseases, I’m sure they will get theirs if they don’t get caught. If this is funny to them, wonder what they will think of next?
10:24 pm on November 4th, 2009
Why the hell am I laughing so hard at that?
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