Mitchel Stewart was Skeevy and Hungry
November 2, 2009 by Jaded
Fort Worth, TX – People will never cease to amaze me. I know I’ve said it before, and I’m gonna say it again – just when I think I’ve seen it all, heard it all, read it all – along comes another story that makes me say, “What. The. Hell.” Last Monday, a 77-year-old woman was roused from her slumber by the sound of her doorbell ringing at about 1:30 a.m. When she got to the door, the person on the other side forced his way in by kicking it in. Once inside, the man grabbed the woman by the arm, forced her into a chair, and proceeded to jack off in front of her. Then the fucker demanded that the woman get in the kitchen and make him a sammich. Oh no he didn’t!
Mitchel Stewart
Oh, yes he did. The woman did as she was told, whipped him up a sandwich and asked him to leave. He did. But not before stealing her cell phone. Later that same morning, the dude applied the five-finger-discount to a bag of chips at Wal-Mart. For some strange reason, before leaving the store with his ill-gotten bag ‘o chips, the guy turned himself into the store manager for stealing the chips.
While being interviewed about the chips, police found the man was carrying the elderly woman’s cell phone. When asked about the alleged sex crime he supposedly committed earlier that morning, 39-year-old Mitchel Stewart confessed. The weird fucker is now being held on charges of theft, for the cell phone and chips, and burglary of a habitation with the intent to commit sexual assault. Police also have reason to believe that Stewart may have committed a similar crime in AugustAugust reviews
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9:27 am on November 2nd, 2009
Seems like a good deal to me. Only costs one sandwich to watch that fine gentleman masturbate. Hell, in this economy, you gotta take what you can get…
10:08 am on November 2nd, 2009
Turnes himself in for pilfering the bag of chips??? What a freaking retard. Not to mention all the jacking off and making the poor old lady fix him a snack. OMG!
10:18 am on November 2nd, 2009
This is a crime? Hell, in my house that’s called “Dinner.”
11:51 am on November 2nd, 2009
Note to self – Never…EVER accept a dinner invite from Morbid!
12:04 pm on November 2nd, 2009
You’d love it and you know it.
2:21 pm on November 2nd, 2009
Where do I sign up?
2:40 pm on November 2nd, 2009
Shhh! I’m trying to keep my pure and virgin-like reputation here!
2:43 pm on November 2nd, 2009
And what the hell happened to my avatar?
3:07 pm on November 2nd, 2009
I masturbated in front of it and made it go fix me a sammich!
4:17 pm on November 2nd, 2009
4:26 pm on November 2nd, 2009
I just need an address.
5:12 pm on November 2nd, 2009
I dunno, my avatar is a tough bitch, I don’t think it would submit. While the succubus keeps you busy, I’m going to attempt a rescue mission!
One day I’ll learn how to use my computer:P
6:25 pm on November 2nd, 2009
Did he at least eat the chips?
9:43 am on November 3rd, 2009
Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich……hee hee hee hee hee
Get it? Oh I kill me!
1:53 pm on November 3rd, 2009
I am so glad I can’t read minds, a couple of minutes in this guys head would drive you crazy.
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