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Monthly Archives: November 2009

Houston, Texas – Portia Thompson, 20, is fighting for her life in a Memorial Hermann Hospital after being run over in a Walmart parking lot on the day before Thanksgiving. Police are looking for the driver of a Dodge Durango who was fighting with Thompson over a parking space before the driver of the SUV ran over her. Her brother, who was in the car with her at the time, states that, “He tells my little sister to get out of the car.  She didn’t get out of the car, so they get out with blades. They’re waving their knives.” After she eventually got out of the car, “the SUV pulls around and rams her,” said her brother. Continue on to watch 30 minutes of raw video that shows a memorial held at the Wal-Mart parking lot as well as her brother giving a detailed description of what happened that day. Deservedly or not, the race card is thrown on the table as well. On a more personal note, if I am ever killed in a Walmart parking lot, do NOT hold a memorial service there.…

David Truscott Loved A Farm, E-I-E-I-EWW

November 30, 2009 at 1:05 pm by  

Camborne, Cornwall – Nothing has made me happier about featuring stories from across the globe like David Truscott. See, this freak loves shit. Literally loves it. Back in 2004 he terrorized a family by frequently breaking on to their farm so that he could pleasure himself while covered in shit. He would jack off while rolling around in it, or crawl into a vat full of it. He didn’t care. But hell hath no fury like a man who wants to roll around in shit scorned. Once he got so angry after finding no shit to pleasure himself in that he set fire to the farm, killing a cow. Police finally set up surveillance and busted his pervy ass on the property wearing shiny red shorts and latex gloves. At his home, they found 360 pairs of women’s underwear. He was arrested for burglary and arson and in 2005 he was jailed for three years. Now, not long after his release, he is in the news again. He was arrested in the early hours of November 9 after police found him sitting in shit at the exact same farm.…

Teef Thief On The Loose In San Francisco?

November 30, 2009 at 11:18 am by  

San Francisco – Demonites, meet 32-year-old Elena Aronson. This pretty lady claims that back in April, some random dude who had been sitting next to her on the Muni attacked her and stole her teeth. Right out of her mouth. According to Elena, she was riding the bus to work on April 6th when the man next to her “fixed his gaze on her teeth.” “I want them,” the random guy allegedly said. He repeatedly told her that “her teeth were beautiful – like the moon and stars.” Feeling uncomfortable, Elena got off at the very next stop. The next thing she knew, she was kneeling on the ground bleeding from her mouth – her two front teeth, gone. Elena states that she spent the next two days recovering in the hospital. A police report was made at the time of the supposed incident, but according to Elena, it took weeks for her memory to return – and even then, she couldn’t remember the man following her off the bus or the attack.…

Godspeed (2009)

November 30, 2009 at 11:07 am by  

Students Suspended Over Kick A Jew Day

November 30, 2009 at 9:47 am by  

NAPLES, Florida – Well it was inevitable, especially after Kick A Ginger Kid Day went over so well. Ten North Naples Middle School students were suspended last week after a female student told school administration she was being kicked at school because of it being Kick A Jew Day. All ten students were reprimanded and given one day, in-school suspensions. This punishment was in accordance with the bullying and harassment policy as outlined in the Code of Student Conduct. To make matters worse for any Jewish kids in school, the first 20 minutes of the school day will be used for focusing on character traits, instead of for goofing off reading. In third grade I put a tack in the chair of some Japanese kid who was sitting in front of me. He sat on it, shot about four feet in the air and I laughed my ass off. It was a real asshole thing for me to do but in the long run, we both learned valuable lessons that day.…

DELTONA, Florida – On Tuesday, 47-year-old Deputy Juan Santiago Colon had taken his twin 10-year-old boys out on a hunting trip in West Virginia. At some point, Colon was working at the back of the vehicle when he asked one of the boys to move the vehicle forward. The boy accidentally shifted the vehicle in reverse, running over and killing his father. Colon worked in the Volusia County Courthouse and was the father of three. Friends say that he regularly spent time with his kids when he was not working, and aside from being in a bit of shock, are worried about how this accident will effect the kids. Especially the one who put the vehicle in reverse. Not to make light of this situation, as it does suck all way ’round – but I honestly foresee a kid with lots and lots of therapy in his future. Hopefully he’ll work it out.…

Maurice Clemmons Should Have Been In Prison

November 30, 2009 at 9:02 am by  

Tacoma, Washington — Four uniformed officers were at a coffee shop in Tacoma awaiting their shift to start when Maurice Clemmons walked in past the officers to the counter as if to order coffee before pulling out a gun and opening fire. Two of the officers were shot execution style, a third was shot and killed as they stood up and the fourth was shot dead while wrestling with Clemmons. Authorities identified the victims as Sgt. Mark Renninger, 39; Officer Ronald Owens, 37; Officer Tina Griswold, 40; and Officer Greg Richards, 42.  Reports this morning are saying that police have surrounded a home in a Seattle neighborhood where Clemmons is supposedly holed up in. This guy is one crazy-mean son-of-a-bitch. Reading all the shit he has been accused of is like reading a McDonald’s menu. Child rape, aggravated robbery, theft, assault, murder, hell, he even thinks he is Jesus and can fly. Well why the hell isn’t this asshole in prison and not out shooting up coffee shops? Easy answer.  His 95-year prison sentence was commuted in 2000 by then-Arkansas Gov.…

Robert McCray Is Livin’ The Thug Life

November 28, 2009 at 11:04 am by  

Dade City, FL – Not much to this one, but the whole damn story leaves me saying, “What the…? Why the…? Ummm, huh?” Robert McCray was in a stinky situation – he owed his crack dealer about $40, but was a little short on funds. What’s a crackhead to do? Well, this crackhead decided to go the easy route and just help himself to some extremely discounted merchandise (we’re talking a discount of the five-finger type, here) at a Dade City CVS on Thursday afternoon. It’s not the actual theft that makes me scratch my head in confusion – it’s the looted merchandise McCray tried to get out of the store with. Antiperspirant. A lot of antiperspirant. Over $80 worth. McCray allegedly stuffed 19 packages of underarm deodorant into his jacket and tried to beat feet out of the store. He didn’t get far – a couple of CVS employees caught up with him at the door and held him until police arrived. And judging by that lovely shiner, it looks like they held him real good.…

Indianapolis, IN – Speaking of tools, here’s another one. Donald Crawford made a complete ass of himself early Tuesday morning when he was forced to call 911 because he was so shit-faced he couldn’t find his fully loaded 18-wheeler. Stupid, yes – but, that’s not what earned him a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon. No – he rightfully earned his spot because he left his 5-year-old son alone in said semi, in a high-crime area with the doors unlocked and keys in the ignition, so he could sneak away for a drink and a few lap dances. And, the asshat was booted from the strip club because he didn’t pay for those lap dances. Ahhhh – you gotta love the smell of fail first thing in the morning. Surveillance video shows Crawford walking into the Sassy Kats strip club and getting a drink before heading to the back of the club where he received three private lap dances. About 24 minutes later, he was escorted out by a bouncer.…

Michael Monahan Is A Tool

November 28, 2009 at 8:22 am by  

Fall River, MA – On Tuesday afternoon, an employee at a sailing shop glanced out the window and noticed a guy parked outside, the trunk of his ’98 Grand Am open, with two small kids in the trunk and “he’s changing their clothes.” The witness told police he thought it was “kind of odd” that the children were naked and being changed in the trunk of a vehicle on such a wet, drizzly, day. A short time later the man, 35-year-old Michael Monahan, walked into the store –  sans kiddos. When the witness asked him where the kids were, Monahan told him that he had left the kids in the car. The witness walked outside to take a peek inside the car windows, but didn’t see the kids. After the witness repeatedly questioned Monahan about the kids whereabouts, Monahan produced a set of keys, opened up the trunk, and voilá! There they were! One of the tots, age 3, was asleep and the other one, age 6, was crying.…

County Durham – A man using a new drug hallucinated for 18 hours and ended up removing his own balls because he believed centipedes were crawling over his body and biting him. The drug is called Mephedrone and is sold legally on the internet as plant fertilizer. Its chemical formula is one molecule different to Ecstasy and known as drone, bubble, meow meow or legal high. In Sweden an 18-year-old died from taking the drug and it has now been banned there, Israel, Norway and Finland. Police say the drug is highly addictive and can lead to severe nose bleeds, nose burns, hallucinations, circulation problems, rashes, anxiety and paranoia, fits, delusions and heart attacks. You know, I thought I was an idiot for snorting horse tranquilizer – I cannot wait to see what I think of myself after I take some of this shit.…

WALTHAM, Massachusetts – A police investigation concluded that on the morning of November 12th three McDevitt Middle School students, two 13-year olds and a 12-year old, put some sort of cleaning solution in their teacher’s water bottle. Luckily, the teacher could smell the solution in the water before drinking it and reported that her water bottle had been tampered with. Police were called and eventually, all three students were charged with attempted poisoning and were suspended indefinitely. Superintendent Peter Azar feels  the term “poison” was an exaggeration, that the drink had only been “tampered with.”  He doesn’t feel the kids tried to do malicious damage to  the teacher. You know, by putting cleaning fluid in her water. Obviously they had hoped that by her drinking ammonia, it would make her happy.…

Florida Thanksgiving Party Massacre

November 27, 2009 at 2:25 pm by  

JUPITER, Florida – Police are looking for Paul Michael Merhige, 35, after a shooting in a Florida home left four of his family dead. Police say that approximately seventeen people were at a home celebrating Thanksgiving when at around 10 p.m., shots were fired. Killed were Merhige’s 6-year-old cousin, Makayla Sitton, his twin sisters, Carla Merhige and Lisa Knight, 33, and an aunt, Raymonde Joseph, 76. Merhige’s brother-in-law Patrick Knight and Clifford Gebara, 52, were wounded. Police say that sometime after Thanksgiving dinner, Merhige left the home and returned later with a handgun. “We know the suspect had an ongoing resentment toward family members and at some point in the evening left the residence for a short period of time, then returned and started shooting without warning,” Police Sgt. Scott Pascarella told ABCNews.com. The nature of the problem is not known or whether the victims were specifically targeted. …

Thomas Mangiantini Killed His Family, Then Himself

November 27, 2009 at 1:40 pm by  

Addison, Illinois – On Wednesday morning, 911 received a call from a woman who was asking for help. “It was just a few short words. It was something to the effect of, ‘Please help me. Help me, help me,’ ” Addison Police Chief Tim Hayden. Dispatchers could hear gunshots in the background. When police forced their way into the home, they found Elizabeth Mangiantin, 48, dead downstairs in a hallway and her husband and two sons dead upstairs. Turns out Thomas Mangiantini, 48, shot himself in the head after shooting his wife, Elizabeth, 46, once in the head his son Thomas Jr., 8, once in the head, and hos other son, Angelo, 12, multiple times in the head. The two boys were both found in the bedroom they shared.  There was a note left at the scene, and while police have not disclosed its contents, they did say it did not allude to financial or marital problems.…

HOUSTON, Texas Ashley Shamp, 18 arranged for her ex-boyfriend to meet with her mother to discuss killing her father, David Shemp. What neither women knew was that the ex had went to police and when he met with Catherine Shamp, he was wearing a wire. Catherine was recorded offering the man $20,000 to ice David. She and her daughter were both arrested and charged with solicitation of capital murder. Ashley was before a judge on Monday with her father by her side. The judge set her bond at $30,000 which Shamp paid. He believes she was under the influence of her mother and was seen smiling and hugging his daughter as they left the courtroom. …

Patricia Crowl May Be A Bit Unstable

November 25, 2009 at 11:47 am by  

Seattle, WA – Back in ’97, Patricia Crowl went batshit crazy when she found out her boyfriend was seeing someone else. Instead of taking her aggression out on her cheating boyfriend, Patricia attacked the other woman, bludgeoning her with a wrench before choking her to death. The woman, Shawn Beatrice Wallace, was six-weeks pregnant at the time. Patricia served a 9 year sentence on a second-degree murder conviction and was released from prison in ’06. Fast forward to November 13 – Patricia is feeling all jealous and moody again. She found out that her boyfriend had texted his ex-girlfriend on her cell phone. Ut-oh! On November 12, the other woman received a text from what she thought was her ex-boyfriend. She agreed to meet him in a parking lot – but, when she showed up at the designated meeting spot, she was confronted by Patricia instead. Patricia allegedly tried to force the woman’s car door open, but the woman drove away. For some reason, the other woman felt comfortable enough to set up yet another meeting with her ex-boyfriend – this time, she wouldn’t get away unscathed.…

Emanuel Lawrence Is A Heavy Sleeper

November 25, 2009 at 10:48 am by  

Sunrise, FL – Emanuel Lawrence is a man with priorities – on the top of the list: Ganja, X-Box, and sleep. He’s got a couple of kids that fall somewhere in the middle of said list. Authorities allege that between November 17th and November 18, Emanuel engaged in a little recreational relaxation of the mary-jane kind before pulling an all-nighter in front of the X-Box. Emanuel told police that he crawled his unemployed ass into bed at about 6:00 a.m. on the 18th and had been asleep for about 45 minutes before his girlfriend woke him up and asked him to feed the kiddos. Emanuel’s girlfriend, Inez Gonzalez, has her priorities as well – she works during the day and goes to school at night. Pity she couldn’t count on her man to properly take care of business at home. Emanuel got up, fed the kids, and returned to bed with his infant, 7-month-old Jaidyn, and Jaidyn’s 3-year-old sister, Aaliyah. He placed Jaidyn between himself and Aaliyah and fell into a heavy, heavy slumber.…


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