It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Their Brains Blown Out
October 30, 2009 by Jaded
Claremore, OK – With friends like Preston Dohrer, you might want to think about a life insurance policy. Or, hey, how about a whole new class of friends? As is evident in Preston’s Myspace pictures, he likes to party. And set shit on fire. And, as is evident with his dead friend, Michael Duke, Preston also likes to play with guns. Emergency personnel were called to Preston’s residence at about 1:45 SaturdaySaturday reviews
morning. When they arrived, they found 20-year-old MichaelMichael reviews laying on the living room floor bleeding out of the gunshot wound to his forehead. Seems the boys had been drinking that night and horsin’ around a bit. WitnessesWitnesses reviews told police the two were involved in a bit of “horseplay” and were “playing around with each other and playing with knives.” Sounds like a rip-roaring good time to me! Let me grab my Ginsu! A witness to the horseplay told officers that Preston walked into his bedroom, returned to the living room, pointed a pistol at Michael’s head, and pulled the trigger. wOOt! What. Fucking. Fun. Now Michael Duke is dead and Preston Dohrer is charged with second-degree murder and feloniously pointing a weapon at another person. Bond has been set at $250,000. Great video of Preston “pissing fire” after the jump. I must warn you though, after viewing the video, I seem to have lost 3.5 IQ points.
*Credit for the title goes to Skeptik. Thanks!
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10:58 am on October 30th, 2009
Horsin’ around…ummm yeah… much in the same way Jack Ruby was horsin around with Lee Harvey Oswald. Some people just can’t take a joke.
1:02 pm on October 30th, 2009
Was Michael Duke winning the game of knives? Dayum, Piss poor loser, Preston Dohrer! The first three letters of Prestons last name, is just what is brain is capable of comprehending, DOH!!
3:10 pm on October 30th, 2009
LMAO…at least these dumbasses are weeding each other out…
7:21 pm on October 30th, 2009
i am preston’s lil brother he is the greatest most lovin, fun, and out going person… he wouldnt do this intentionally so for all you stupid mother F***ers get the story straight… oh and grow the f*** up… preston and mykel were best of best friends and your jus jealous that you cant find someone as fun as either one of them… so stop this fake bulls*** and find something costructive to do with your pathetic lifes… mykel was my cousin and i love them both very much rest in peace mykel.. we all will miss you…
7:27 pm on October 30th, 2009
I am one of the people who knew preston for six years. preston would never hurt anyone on purpose. you guys need to grow up and find something else to do with your past time. preston and mykyl were like brothers. they were inseperable at the best and worst of times. You guys dont even have the truth or most of the facts. What happened was an accident. Preston didnt just pick up the gun and shoot mykel. Ther are a lot more factures that come into play. As a wittness to what happened all i have to say is that u need to GROW UP.
7:44 pm on October 30th, 2009
Damn. You just got us there! We are so jealous that don’t have a “best friend” that is stupid enough to start pointing guns at our head and pulling the trigger.
8:37 pm on October 30th, 2009
You know, it’s a pretty pathetic life some of you guys lead. You feed off of others misfortune and sadness. Preston and Michael were 1st cousins who loved each other very much. We are Michaels family and know the details of that night. Everyone else out there is just getting their 2 sence in where it doesn’t belong. You weren’t there, you have not talked to the detectives and district attorney that was on the scene. We have. Do you know what the tox reports came back as? NO!!!! didn’t think so. Those of us that are personally involved know the facts and will always know what happened. The world is full of kids….and thats what they are are kids….who do stupid things. We all make decisions in our lives that we regret. And I will tell anyone face to face that they are full of crap and a bold face liar if they were to say otherwise. I hope to GOD, that none of you out there have to feel the pain that this family is feeling. And as the victims family, I will have you know that we are doing everything in our power to help Preston out. This was a stupid accident that he will have to live with the rest of his life.
9:28 pm on October 30th, 2009
Second degree murder sounds like an appropriate charge to me. I hope he saves the state a few bucks and pleads guilty.
4:13 pm on October 31st, 2009
Yes, we all make decisions in our lives that we regret; however, most of the people participating here have not made a “mistake” that resulted in someone’s death.
Wearing white after Labor Day? Fashion mistake.
Serving ham to your new fiance’s family, not knowing that Orthodox Jews do not eat pork? Culinary mistake, social faux pas, and the engagement is definitely off.
Getting a DUI while driving home from an office party? Big stupid mistake.
Not getting the woman’s (who you made out with at said office party)
lipstick off your collar before your wife bails you out for the DUI? HUGE fucking mistake.
Killing your cousin and best friend because you played around with a loaded firearm while drinking/drugging and roughhousing, even though you’re 21 and know better? EPIC FAIL!
11:54 pm on November 1st, 2009
Shouldn’t you be mourning the death of your family member and not goggling his name to see what people are saying? Say a prayer, light a candle, throw some bleach in the gene pool….. Good God!
I never EVER want to be loved that much. EVER.
kids are NOT 20 years old.
4:28 am on November 2nd, 2009
my sister / brothers child ? If one of my kids killed their 1st cousin. I wouldn’t be able to live on. The entire family would outcast me all the way down to 4th and 5th cousins. I would be for eternity the Black Sheep.
Well said Siobhan -
8:18 am on November 2nd, 2009
Why is it that idiot defenders who show up here never seem to know how to speak or spell properly? I’d really love to do a scientific study on these things one day.
If it wasn’t for that whole for that whole “lack of motivation” thing my wife keeps telling me I have….
9:18 am on November 3rd, 2009
20 years old and his life was stupidly taken away from him. I do feel for the family, I just can’t imagine. You don’t play with guns though, especially when your wasted. Dumb, now all of you are suffering.
3:25 pm on November 3rd, 2009
You are some very sick individuals. I’m Mikes girlfriend and I just thought you people should know that every single one of you will burn in hell. Preston loved Mike and they were extremely close. People do stupid things all the time but this truly was an accident. I was a witness and the papers aren’t putting everything in the stories. I haven’t had one reporter talk to me so how the fuck would them or any of you know what the fuck went on that night. Also I think you should remove this story from the site. And any of you who want to keep talking shit thinking you know what the fuck happen and thinking its funny and cute to make little jokes about someones death especially Mikes then maybe you should contact me (ariealla_ashlock@yahoo.com) and hear the true fucking story and stop degrating ones name over a fucking accident…And to whoever wrote this blog I hope you understand how horrible of a person you are to write something like this. You didn’t even know Mike or Preston and you are being disrespectful to them both. I hope you know how much this made me cry and how much pain I have been through already…which I know you don’t and don’t even care. You must obviously get enjoyment out of peoples pain and suffering. I pray to God that one day you learn your lesson over this and if not I’m sure God will give you exactly what you deserve for writing this. Also, I support Preston all the way and hope that he’s out soon with his family…I know how much Mike loved him and would do the same if he were still here with us. I love you and miss you Mike RIP 10/24/09!!! WHOOP WHOOP!
3:59 pm on November 3rd, 2009
The moral of this story is 20 year olds should not play with guns. Guns are not toys-guns are weapons. If you love someone you will not point a gun at them. You would want to protect them from a weapon by putting it up in a safe place. Someone in this situation should have been the mature one and demanded the gun be put up. Then there would be no story.
4:03 pm on November 3rd, 2009
You know Ariealla I do feel for you. I imagine you are suffering, but you really lost your credibility when you ended your long winded note, about how your suffering none the less, with whoop whoop…..really?
4:25 pm on November 3rd, 2009
I’m sorry for your loss, Ariealla.
I know EXACTLY what you’re going through. A very close friend of mine was fatally shot under circumstances very similar to your boyfriend’s back in April. In fact, he and his wife were supposed to be at my house that night, celebrating my boyfriend’s birthday. They had been drinking and, late that night, they decided that was the right time for him to show her how to use a gun. Stupid. Even though Eric and his wife weren’t playing, it was still incredibly unwise.
I loved Eric as much as a person can love a friend. I stood behind his trembling wife at the funeral; watched her flinch with every shot during the 21-gun salute. Last Tuesday would have been his 26th birthday. We went to his grave where we were greeted by his father. We traded stories and cried because the hole in our hearts is permanent and still hurts… it’ll always hurt.
After the accident, I, like you, went searching for news articles and read a lot of derogatory comments. But, you know what? I couldn’t blame them for stating the facts… and the facts were what they did was stupid. It was irresponsible. Much like what Preston did was stupid and irresponsible. Just like how anyone who allowed him to play with a handgun that night was stupid and irresponsible.
We’re simply drawing attention to just how stupid and irresponsible it was. Now, if this wasn’t a case of people playing with weapons while drinking, we’re all ears. But if it was, you can’t really blame people for reacting to the stupidity that cost someone their life.
4:31 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Look “CassieMomma” the WHOOP WHOOP was to Mike so fuck you. You don’t know shit about any of us. He was my Juggalo and always will be til the day I die. If you new anything about that then you would keep your fuckin mouth shut.
4:38 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Can someone tell me what a Juggalo is?
4:45 pm on November 3rd, 2009
blah blah blah, you don’t phase me. Look if you want to direct your anger towards me at the moment, fine you don’t know me from Adam, but eventually your going to have to channel it differently so you can get on with your life. And by the way I do apologize, I confused Michael with Preston so I’m sure my comment sounded harsh and I do sincerely mean that. The shock will eventually ware off and someone will have to pay, accident or not. Do you not want justice?
4:48 pm on November 3rd, 2009
What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo?
He just don’t care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that
What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he’s pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fuck!
What is a juggalo?
A fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That’s what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don’t know
But I’m down with the clown
And I’m down for life, yo
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That’s what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don’t know
But I’m down with the clown
And I’m down for life, yo
Southwest? (we juggalos)
Down river? (we juggalos)
Jefferson? (we juggalos)
Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)
I’m that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain’t really dead, but he ain’t like
Anybody that you’ve ever met before
He’ll eat monopoly and shit out connect four
What is a jug..?
What the fuck? Connect four?
Man that shit is whack
Don’t worry about my shit
Just rap motherfucker
What is a juggalo?
He ain’t a bitchboy
He’ll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you’re having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!
What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain’t a phoney
He’ll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot
What is a juggalo?
He’s a graduate
He graduated from….well
At least, he got a job
He’s not a dump putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts
What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he’s unstable
He Sabu your momma through a coffee table
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That’s what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don’t know
But I’m down with the clown
And I’m down for life, yo
I’m that juggalugga locoroni
Get the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I’m that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn’t understand
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That’s what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don’t know
But I’m down with the clown
And I’m down for life, yo
What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That’s what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don’t know
But I’m down with the clown
And I’m down for life, yo
Detroit? (we juggalos)
Cleveland? (we juggalos)
St. Louis? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos) (3x)
Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)
Everybody? (we juggalos)
What is a juggalo?
4:56 pm on November 3rd, 2009
So, he kept your soda warm for you?
5:02 pm on November 3rd, 2009
A juggalo? Shit. And here I was trying to be all understanding and shit.
5:09 pm on November 3rd, 2009
ok I googled the definition of a juggalo and seriously…. this whole story makes complete sense to me now.
5:13 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Read this and you will know what a juggalo is…
“I am a Juggalo…
I am an individual guided by Light…
I know who I am and who I want to be.
I recognize that the path to Shangri La
requires an open mind…
I shall not judge.
I am part of a Family…
I shall Love my Family as I would my blood.
I shall do my Family no harm as I know
what is done to others shall surely be done
to me…
I shall strive to honor my Family and
not disgrace their name…
I am a Ninja…
I have no Fear.
I do not Fear the unknown
fore I embrace the wonders of the world around me
and the differences in others.
I shall meet adversity head on fore I am a Survivor.
Nothing can stop my Shine.
I am Human…
I recognize my flaws.
I shall strive to change the
things I can control and seek strength for
the things I cannot.
I shall cherish the teachings of my ancestors
and the Family who have fallen before me
I have Love
With Love there is Unity and Strength.
Love does not hurt nor does it seek to destroy.
I too, shall not hurt or seek to destroy.
With Love in my Heart, Love for my Family
and Love for the Carnival…
I shall find my path to Shangri La”
5:17 pm on November 3rd, 2009
But anyways don’t judge people before you know them. And “CassieMomma” Preston was Mikes cousin and it was an accident and its bad enough that Preston has to live with what he has done. I DO stand by Preston’s side and even if I had thoughts otherwise I still would only because I know thats what Mike would want me to do.
5:19 pm on November 3rd, 2009
To Athena and Obsolete…Juggalos arent what you think. I dont understand why people always get the wrong impression. But Im one and keep your rude comments to yourself.
5:42 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Morbid…you fascinate me! I did not expect the lyrics, but I guess its the surprises that keep me coming back every day.
Ariealla…If Preston is a prime example of a Juggalo, is it any wonder that they have a negative image?
How many people die from “accidentally” being shot? It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out the little hole is the dangerous part of the gun. He may not have intended to kill Michael, but most drunks that get behind the wheel don’t intend to kill people either. The difference is, a vehicle serves a purpose other than killing.
There is never…I repeat NEVER a valid reason to “play” with a firearm. He was reckless, and took the life of another human being. He must now pay for his actions. It is as simple as that.
5:56 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Ariealla – I know exactly what a juggalo is, darlin’. I was listening to ICP long before you graduated elementary school (assuming you’re roughly your boyfriend’s age). I was painting my face, I owned all the joker’s cards, I even talked my dad into letting me put a huge Ringmaster decal on the rear windshield of the family car.
It was a phase I grew out of at 17. If you’re still a juggalo in adulthood, you’ve got questionable judgment. I’ve never seen an exception to that rule. You don’t know why people get the “wrong” impression? This is a perfect example. A few idiots are sitting around one night drinking and playing with weapons when one of them accidentally dies. And, instead of denouncing these irresponsible actions, “juggalos” come out of the wood work to defend the gun-wielding moron.
And it’s not the first time juggalos have been associated with stupidity.
8:37 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Nope, sorry. This is where we come to comment on public crime stories. If you don’t like what is said here, you don’t have to read it….simple. I am very sorry for your loss. It’s a tragedy for all involved.
10:02 pm on November 3rd, 2009
Ding, so thats what a juggalo is, how sad, come to my neighborhood in Philly and try that. What a bunch of losers!
11:47 pm on November 3rd, 2009
It is EXTREMELY sad and pathetic that a supposed adult would see this “Juggalo” mentality as a real way of life.
What exactly is there that would cause one to base their life upon this idea?
I cannot fathom anyone actually claiming that being a fan of a MUSIC GROUP is akin to a race, gender etc.
Tell me what I am missing please.
I’m a Juggalo
OK, so what does that mean?
11:00 am on November 4th, 2009
i live about an hour north of claremore. my husband was killed in an accident (not gun related) about 10 years ago. I understand ur pain Ariealla…but there is a HUGE difference between an ‘accident’ and a ’stupidass accident’….u were there, u know all the details, and u say it was an accident, ok fine…but u cannot deny the fact that it was jackass stupid AND preventable.
unlike most, when you first posted on this site, the demons did not instantly devour you….i will say the ‘whoop whoop’ lowered ur credibility, but throwin out that whole ‘juggalo’ thing….WOW…yup that says it all….or maybe i should say, ATHENA said it all…u should read her last post over and over till it sinks in…GROW UP…so maybe u will have a chance of having a real life.
Ariealla….u wrote
I am Human…
I recognize my flaws.
I shall strive to change the
things I can control and seek strength for
the things I cannot.
I shall cherish the teachings of my ancestors
and the Family who have fallen before me
maybe its time u RECOGNIZE UR FLAWS and make some changes
2:12 pm on November 4th, 2009
Flawed judgement-playing with guns
5:42 pm on November 4th, 2009
I am who I am and I am grown up unlike any of you who get off on others people pain…but whatever cause you all will burn in hell.
8:00 pm on November 4th, 2009
Okay Popeye, Don’t forget to eat your spinach. Remember you are a growing juggalo. Why don’t you take this as a learning experience, find a better class of friend, go back to school and GROW UP. Turn this negative into a positive.
9:55 pm on November 4th, 2009
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m quaking over here now that I know I’m going to burn in hell. Ariealla the Soul Judge hath spoken!
Where the fuck is my little eyeroll guy?
Athena, you did say it all. It’s really too bad that it all just bounced right the fuck off the way it did.
10:00 pm on November 4th, 2009
if you think anyone here ‘gets off on other peoples pain’ as you say….then ur just plain fuckin stupid….oh wait ur a juggalo. nevermind.
my 10 year old has more respect for firearms than u 20 sumthin fools that ‘accidently’ shoot each other….grown up my ass.
and obviously my 7 year old is smarter.
10:13 pm on November 4th, 2009
What do you mean? I’m going to burn in Detroit? Fuck.
10:44 pm on November 4th, 2009
Wait backlash. I thought Hell = Wal-Mart. Or is it Wal-Mart = Satan’s asshole?
Annh forget it. As long as I know I’m burning in hell, I’m quaking.
11:01 pm on November 4th, 2009
burning in hell-does that mean this sites name is appropiate???? Dreamin Demon????
3:44 am on November 5th, 2009
Oh damn. You kill me.
Tell me, why the hell didn’t anyone step up and do anything when the tard aimed the gun at Mike’s head?
8:50 am on November 5th, 2009
Because they were just a funnin’, Jaded. Just fucking around! That’s what makes this an accident in their eyes.
10:17 am on November 5th, 2009
First Ariealla says:
Followed by:
Then follows it up sweetly with:
Confused much?
You originally came on here saying that we didn’t know the details because we weren’t there, but that you were there so you know the whole story.
We here at the DD constantly ask this of you defenders, and amazingly never get answers… Please tell us the “REAL” story about what happened. I have been trying every which way to figure out a way that this could possibly have happened where it is not Preston’s fault.
So, rather than telling us that we are going to burn in hell, why don’t you clarify to us why Preston shouldn’t be burning in hell himself?
12:53 pm on November 5th, 2009
Hey Mamabear. I live in Claremore. You should come over. We’ll have a few drinks, wrestle around a bit, fuck around with some knives & guns and whatnot.
Should be a kickin good time.
12:56 pm on November 5th, 2009
Hell yeah, I would fly out there for that shit! Maybe I could get you to shoot me in the head after a round of naked twister…
1:56 pm on November 5th, 2009
kaosmayhem i am grown up and it would be easy to go back to school if i hadnt already graduated. And Jaded we did tell Preston to put the gun away a split second before it happened. I lost my best friend when i was 14 due to a gun. None of you know what its like to be in my position. You guys attack me because i know what happened, you attack mike and preston and talk shit on them. Why dont you have any respect for Mike and his loved ones????? Better yet you dont even have respect for yourself.
2:00 pm on November 5th, 2009
Oooooh, cut you low. Whoop, Whoop!
2:36 pm on November 5th, 2009
Again….enlighten us…What happened?
And also, to bring up an earlier comment by you…
So, we should burn in hell for intentionally stating our opinion, and Preston should be allowed to walk free because he “accidentally” showed his stupidity?
Why don’t YOU have respect for yourself and disassociate yourself from someone who has taken a “loved one” from you?
3:17 pm on November 5th, 2009
I don’t think there is any enlightenment to occur here. At least not on our end of the matter.
The stupidity of the parties involved in the matter is apparent. Michael Duke’s body is the smoking gun. You don’t have to like that statement. You can’t deny it though. You could also learn a thing or two from it, if that’s not too much to ask. If, however, you’re simply here to collect a gold star for standing by someone whose actions you can’t possibly defend…chances are you’re not going to find it here.
Premeditation isn’t at issue either. That’s why he was charged with SECOND DEGREE MURDER, not FIRST DEGREE MURDER. You can blow and go about how “he didn’t mean to kill him” all damn day. You’re wasting both your time and ours. We didn’t bring these charges against him (but I would if I could).
http://criminal.findlaw.com/crimes/a-z/murder_second_degree.html
He went and got a gun, pointed it at Michael Duke’s head and pulled the trigger. You can blow and go about how “he didn’t intend to kill him” all damn day. You’re wasting both your time and ours.
If he’s half a man, he’ll plead guilty. If you were half a friend, you’d counsel him to do so. If he can’t do that, I hope they throw the book at him.
One less gun waving retard running loose in Claremore sounds pretty good to me.
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