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Urine Trouble Julie Hubbard!

October 29, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Crime, Featured, Threats, battery 

Urine Trouble Julie Hubbard!

DeLand, Florida - When I was just a little Jaded, I wanted to grow up and become a cop. I dreamed of saving the world with my shiny gun and my big-ass flashlight. Now that I’m almost all grown up, I realize that I never would have made it past the first week – I would have had a run-in with the likes of the lovely Julie Hubbard and I would have totally lost my shit. The arrest report would have read, “The cracked bitch spit on my leg, and that’s when I pulled out my big-ass flashlight and lit up her insides. The end.” Julie turned what could have been a simple ticket and a fine into a sputum flinging, name calling, law enforcement officer threatening, clusterfuck.

Julie Weird - she doesnt *look* crazy Hubbard

Julie "Weird - she doesn't *look* crazy" Hubbard

Julie was stopped early Wednesday morning after making an illegal left turn. When Sgt. George Maddox made contact with the crazy lady, she “immediately became belligerent and unruly” toward him. That behavior earned her a seat in the cruiser while Maddox checked for wants and warrants. While he ran his check, Julie reportedly started spewing out death threats and racially derogatory names, Maddox is black, before hawking a loogie on his leg and stomach. Then she allegedly started going on and on about her dad being a member of the KKK and the officer “was gonna get his.” Then, the nut job purposely peed on the seat. (Yep. BigBig reviewsBig reviews-ass flashlight and a straw).

Now, 44-year-old Julie Hubbard is facing charges of corruption of a public servant or family by threat, battery on a law enforcement officer and obstructing an officer without violence. Bond has been set at $21,000. Oh yeah, and a parrot was removed from her vehicle.

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Comments

  • Bridget
    She looks like Ellen Degeneres' and Owen Wilson's secret love child.
  • Kdogg
    It was the parrot that said all those things... not me your honor.. honest!!!
  • Wonder
    44?
  • Julie Hubbard is still talking about the KKK in her mugshot, you can just tell, Asshattery, much!!!


    To me, it looks like she's saying, 'Aaarrr. I'm a pirate."
  • Leila
    Oh yeah, and a parrot was removed from her vehicle.


    What the hell? LMAO. I think the bitch is gonna get hers...
  • E Diddy
    I'd hit it. With a hammer.
  • Dr.Keegee
    ...and as for trash taking the officer - you really can't blame her. She was just ... uhhh parroting what her father said.
  • Dr.Keegee
    Julie was stopped early Wednesday morning after making an illegal left turn.


    Why the fuss? She had an excellent defense.
    "Your honor, I'm a member of the KKK - we DON'T make LEFT turns - ever!"
  • CassieMomma
    A parrot? WTF? Piss pants just gets crazier and crazier!
  • Boughtthefarm
    Eeeewwwwwwwwww! She looks like she's toasted!
  • biteme
    How to get the most out of an illegal turn ticket, here we have Julie Hubbard maximizer this years winner.
  • LocalCelebrity
    Ok, I’ll take your word for it.
    But, when you do decide to go all batshit crazy, do me a favor and let me know ahead of time, k? I’m always looking for a good story.


    Abso-fucking-lutely, if it happens, you will be the 1st to know! :)
  • MadeaBecBec
    Julie Hubbard is still talking about the KKK in her mugshot, you can just tell, Asshattery, much!!!
  • backlash
    Urine Trouble Julie Hubbard!


    hehehehehe....you're just killing me today!
  • I’m probably gonna regret admitting this but, I was born and raised in Deland, Florida. This is the 3rd or 4th story Ive read out of Deland…I SWEAR, not all of us are total fucking retards!


    Ok, I'll take your word for it. ;)

    But, when you do decide to go all batshit crazy, do me a favor and let me know ahead of time, k? I'm always looking for a good story.
  • LocalCelebrity
    I'm probably gonna regret admitting this but, I was born and raised in Deland, Florida. This is the 3rd or 4th story Ive read out of Deland...I SWEAR, not all of us are total fucking retards!
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