Camouflage: You’re Doing It Wrong
October 29, 2009 by Jaded
Carroll, IA – I’d like to give props to Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller for their resourcefulness and ability to think out of the box. I’d like to, but, I can’t. I will, however, give them props for making me laugh so hard I almost tinkled. It’s not every day we get to post a story here at the Dreamin’ Demon that exhibits such a high level of laughable fucktardary. Last Friday evening, police got a call about an attempted break-in. The caller described the suspects as two males with painted faces, both were wearing black hoodies, and it looked like both were armed. The caller reported that the two had just driven off in a large white car. Responding officers spotted a vehicle matching the description of the alleged suspect’s car just a couple of blocks away from the apartment and pulled it over. Just wait till you get a load of their awesome disguises!
Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller
OMFG. Permanent marker. Really? Was that the best you guys could do? It’s almost HalloweenHalloween reviews
for fuck sake, every damn store in the country is just overflowing with masks, costumes, and make-up and you guys Sharpie the shit outta your face? Not only that, but you did a really shitty job of it, too! My grandson colors better than that! These two rank right up there with palm-frond guy and the thong bandits when it comes to dumb disguises. Luckily, neither of the idiots were carrying a weapon.
Matthew McNelly, 23, was charged with second-degree attempted burglary and DUI. Joey Miller is looking at a charge of second-degree attempted burglary as well. Bond was set at $7,500 cash – both posted bond on Monday and were released.
Source | McNelly’s Myspace | Miller’s Myspace (old)
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8:56 am on October 29th, 2009
OMFG…this is CLASSIC…now if you will excuse me, I laughed so hard at these fucktards I must visit the little girls room!!
9:11 am on October 29th, 2009
i…am….i don’t know what to say…
9:41 am on October 29th, 2009
well now…..um..
9:53 am on October 29th, 2009
I have not laughed this hard so early in the morning in a long time.
Thanks Jaded for the laughs
10:12 am on October 29th, 2009
Permanent marker… now don’t that just take the cake! LMAO!
You can even see where the tard on the left tried to wipe it off… and FAILED! It’ll “lighten up” – but it’s gonna be a while till it’s gone!
I just love “dumb criminal” stories. They warm my widdle heart!
Thanks Jaded!
10:19 am on October 29th, 2009
Is it just me, or does it look like Matthew has a little Batman thing going on?
10:19 am on October 29th, 2009
I like how the guy on the left sorta looks like he attempted to draw the Batgirl mask onto his ugly mug.
10:47 am on October 29th, 2009
Here is Joey Millers myspace…. he hasnt logged in since like 2007… what a re re! http://www.myspace.com/schwasted
10:58 am on October 29th, 2009
How high would you have to be for this to be considered a good idea?
11:08 am on October 29th, 2009
ROFL
Dumb & Dumber
11:10 am on October 29th, 2009
It’s been awhile since I laughed at the dumbassery featured in one of our stories.
I am digging the fact that Matt actually decided not to go his buddy’s “just cover up everything” approach and tried to display a bit of artistic flair. I went ahead and helped the guy out by showing a more accurate look at what he was going for:
11:15 am on October 29th, 2009
I thought it was felix the cat he was going for.. but the bat mask looks good too
11:26 am on October 29th, 2009
Morbid, you made a grown man giggle.
11:38 am on October 29th, 2009
Ya gotta laugh at Asstards like this! I can just see the PoPo trying so hard to be professional while arresting Batman and Robin! ROFL!!
Thanks for the *giggle snort* Jaded!!
1:34 pm on October 29th, 2009
Ha Ha ((pointing and laughing))
1:34 pm on October 29th, 2009
Not mask, its camouflage they became invisible in the dark
LOL
3:07 am on October 30th, 2009
haha, Joe will feel mighty comfortable in a cell
2 of 3 photo’s of him
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=54309854&albumID=415531&imageID=136447
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McNelly looks 40, his myspace has been deleted
10:08 am on October 30th, 2009
is it just me, or does that photo not look like someone caught him in the middle of jerking off into a tube sock whilst talking to “hannah” at 1-900-WET TITS?
11:14 pm on November 1st, 2009
like this story isn’t funny enough… Jaded puts her spin on it…. lmao.
ahhhh man!
7:36 pm on November 4th, 2009
This had my whole office of hard core dudes laughing! Nothing like a disguise that you can’t take off! Right on Jaded!
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