Despite His Looks, Jason Marshall is Not Prince Charming
October 28, 2009 by thinkgoat
Mountain Home, Arkansas Armed with a face only a mother could love, a criminal past, and an axe, Jason Marshall pretty much fucked up his parole. Monday, police received a couple of distressed phone calls regarding a domestic disturbance, the second of which the victim stated she and her children were able to escape their abuser but needed medical attention. An ambulance was dispatched to intercept the patients, Elizabeth Marshall (41) and her 9-year-old son at an intersection and they were transported to a nearby hospital.
Jason Marshall
The big question here: WHY? Perhaps better asked: HOW? Seriously, Jason, who’s 29-years-old, had a colorful background of domestic abuse which landed him in prison once before. It’s not clear if ElizabethElizabeth reviews
is the same wife that was attacked with a knife previously – if so – maybe lessons aren’t easily learned there in Mountain Home. I could possibly see sticking around after that if he were the catch of the century and it’s hard to imagine that being the case here.
Jason is accused of whooping up on Elizabeth and then, as her 9-year-old son was coming to her rescue, Jason allegedly picked the child up and slammed his head against the wall. As they were fleeing, Jason picked up and threw an axe, just missing Elizabeth and striking her car. I doubt that story was hard for the police to swallow because when they arrived at their home, Jason put up a little protest and had to be tasered. I’m wondering, if when he was going after the cops, any of them looked at him and thought, “IT IS ALIVE”. I may have shit my pants.
And even though there was another throw-down in the booking area of the local jail which caused some damage, police were able to arrest Jason on domestic battery, aggravated assault, and resisting arrest. I might have suggested beating him with an ugly stick but man, that shit molded onto his face.
*I’m with RaVen Blackehart – I sure the hell would not want to be around when that fucker sneezed.
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3:01 am on October 28th, 2009
ROFL!!
You know Jason administered his own disfiguration by attempting suicide during his arrest, a few years back, failed! Then tried to sue the PD for his self-inflicted injuries! Failed!
Poor thing! I imagine Halloween was his only reprieve and he won’t get to celebrate this year, on the outside anyway!
I hope Elizabeth Ann and son heal nicely! And move far far away!
3:14 am on October 28th, 2009
[...] Despite His Looks, Jason Marshall is Not Prince Charming Mountain Home, Arkansas Armed with a face only a mother could love, a criminal past, and an axe, Jason Marshall pretty much fucked up his parole. Monday, police received a couple of distressed phone calls regarding a domestic disturbance, the second of which the victim stated she and her children were able to escape their abuser but needed medical attention. An ambulance was dispatched to intercept the patients, Elizabeth Marshall (41) and her 9-year-old son at an intersection and they were tr [...]
3:18 am on October 28th, 2009
Thanks for sharing this story, MadeaBecBec!
Skinny him down some, trim up his hair – he’d pass as Michael Jackson!
4:09 am on October 28th, 2009
He did that to himself? How???
Perhaps she stayed out of guilt or pity – or perhaps he was just there to visit the kid – and all hell broke loose. I’m hoping she wasn’t “attracted” to him… not in that state, anyway. That’s kinda scary.
7:01 am on October 28th, 2009
I feel for the confusion Bubba his cell mate is going to feel – Decisions, decisions! Where first…? O.o
7:49 am on October 28th, 2009
LMFAO Well it didn’t take long for the comments to head straight to the gutter this morning and yet I’ve always wondered the origin of screwing someone’s brains out…
7:50 am on October 28th, 2009
LMFAO
8:20 am on October 28th, 2009
hehe…
9:17 am on October 28th, 2009
its ass-face (from the preacher graphic novels)
9:17 am on October 28th, 2009
Ahh poor guy, just trying to protect his Mom. What a good kid! Hope hole face gets some good time for this stunt!
BTW – Comments above **Hiiighlarious**
9:43 am on October 28th, 2009
If he keeps up this pattern of domestic violence he will end up on Dreamin Demon for murder. Throwing a axe and throwing a child-hope she stays away from this nut.
10:09 am on October 28th, 2009
OMG…the images of him sneezing…UGH!!! I want to know too, HOW did he do that to himself??
10:13 am on October 28th, 2009
Wonder if he picks his nose with a spoon and how handy that’d be when he had a cold.
11:50 am on October 28th, 2009
12:21 pm on October 28th, 2009
I read on a blog or comment post from one of the articles that he shot himself in the face in an attempt to committ suicide, while cops were trying to arrest him a couple years ago on another dv case.
So, in addition to his good looks, he’s also a genius! A double threat guy! What a catch.
Can you imagine what this wife must look like? Yikes?
12:44 pm on October 28th, 2009
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:48 pm on October 28th, 2009
Lazlo, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time! It gives such a visual…
12:49 pm on October 28th, 2009
It’s the spinx, no, it’s the man on the moon, no, it’s Michael Jackson, no….
12:51 pm on October 28th, 2009
Good God!
12:55 pm on October 28th, 2009
Jason Thomas Marshall, the whiz that he is, shot himself, as the PoPo was closing in on him several years back.
You should see the pics of Elizabeths vehicle where the ax struck it! You can see it here: http://www.todaysthv.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=93341
1:39 pm on October 28th, 2009
How about we sign this
mancoward up for some shooting lessons and a big clown nose? Maybe next time he will do the world a favor and score a bullseye.3:10 pm on October 28th, 2009
For what it’s worth….this is a comment from one of the articles:
So, the mom visits him at every visitation and brings along the kid.
Tutkill is 100% correct. We WILL be reading about this guy on DD in the future, when she runs back to him after he gets out. Hopefully (although doubtedly) she will spare her son and let him go live with relatives. I really don’t care when he finally kills the loser wife, but I really wish she would allow her son to live.
I know, I know…I am asking WAY too much here.
3:18 pm on October 28th, 2009
OMG… thank goodness the comments were so freakin’ funny, to counteract the utter horror of looking at that face. What the hell happened to him, anyway? It looks like he WAS picking his nose with a spoon, riding in the car, and went over a set of railroad tracks…
Dang.
4:30 pm on October 28th, 2009
I know, and we are so close to Halloween. This may be the only day this guy looks normal. Hatchet face!
6:49 pm on October 28th, 2009
I wonder where he goes to the bathroom at… the men’s room or the creature’s room
8:15 am on October 30th, 2009
Laughing at the humourous comments, but breakfast is out today after seeing that photo. Maybe even lunch. Dude sticks a gun up his nose to try to commit suicide. Who does that? Wife needs to be committed to a mental hospital if she goes near him again. Sad part is she probably will.
10:11 am on November 1st, 2009
Hehehe!! Picking his nose with a spoon!!
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