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Despite His Looks, Jason Marshall is Not Prince Charming

October 28, 2009 at 2:13 am by  

Mountain Home, Arkansas Armed with a face only a mother could love, a criminal past, and an axe, Jason Marshall pretty much fucked up his parole. Monday, police received a couple of distressed phone calls regarding a domestic disturbance, the second of which the victim stated she and her children were able to escape their abuser but needed medical attention. An ambulance was dispatched to intercept the patients, Elizabeth Marshall (41) and her 9-year-old son at an intersection and they were transported to a nearby hospital.

29lecsk Despite His Looks, Jason Marshall is Not Prince Charming

Jason Marshall

The big question here: WHY? Perhaps better asked: HOW? Seriously, Jason, who’s 29-years-old, had a colorful background of domestic abuse which landed him in prison once before. It’s not clear if Elizabeth is the same wife that was attacked with a knife previously – if so – maybe lessons aren’t easily learned there in Mountain Home. I could possibly see sticking around after that if he were the catch of the century and it’s hard to imagine that being the case here.

Jason is accused of whooping up on Elizabeth and then, as her 9-year-old son was coming to her rescue, Jason allegedly picked the child up and slammed his head against the wall. As they were fleeing, Jason picked up and threw an axe, just missing Elizabeth and striking her car. I doubt that story was hard for the police to swallow because when they arrived at their home, Jason put up a little protest and had to be tasered. I’m wondering, if when he was going after the cops, any of them looked at him and thought, “IT IS ALIVE”. I may have shit my pants.

And even though there was another throw-down in the booking area of the local jail which caused some damage, police were able to arrest Jason on domestic battery, aggravated assault, and resisting arrest. I might have suggested beating him with an ugly stick but man, that shit molded onto his face.

*I’m with RaVen Blackehart – I sure the hell would not want to be around when that fucker sneezed.

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  • MadeaBecBec

    “IT IS ALIVE”. I may have shit my pants

    ROFL!!
    You know Jason administered his own disfiguration by attempting suicide during his arrest, a few years back, failed! Then tried to sue the PD for his self-inflicted injuries! Failed!
    Poor thing! I imagine Halloween was his only reprieve and he won’t get to celebrate this year, on the outside anyway!
    I hope Elizabeth Ann and son heal nicely! And move far far away!

  • thinkgoat

    Thanks for sharing this story, MadeaBecBec!

    Skinny him down some, trim up his hair – he’d pass as Michael Jackson! :D

  • Zibarro

    He did that to himself? How???

    Perhaps she stayed out of guilt or pity – or perhaps he was just there to visit the kid – and all hell broke loose. I’m hoping she wasn’t “attracted” to him… not in that state, anyway. That’s kinda scary.

  • Lazlo

    I feel for the confusion Bubba his cell mate is going to feel – Decisions, decisions! Where first…? O.o

  • thinkgoat

    I feel for the confusion Bubba his cell mate is going to feel – Decisions, decisions! Where first…? O.o

    LMFAO Well it didn’t take long for the comments to head straight to the gutter this morning and yet I’ve always wondered the origin of screwing someone’s brains out…

  • http://www.myspace.com/momof62006 Undeniable Truth

    “IT IS ALIVE”. I may have shit my pants

    LMFAO

  • backlash

    I feel for the confusion Bubba his cell mate is going to feel – Decisions, decisions! Where first…? O.o

    hehe…

  • mommacrazy30

    its ass-face (from the preacher graphic novels) :)

  • CassieMomma

    as her 9-year-old son was coming to her rescue, Jason allegedly picked the child up and slammed his head against the wall

    Ahh poor guy, just trying to protect his Mom. What a good kid! Hope hole face gets some good time for this stunt!

    BTW – Comments above **Hiiighlarious** :)

  • tutkill

    If he keeps up this pattern of domestic violence he will end up on Dreamin Demon for murder. Throwing a axe and throwing a child-hope she stays away from this nut.

  • sarabei

    OMG…the images of him sneezing…UGH!!! I want to know too, HOW did he do that to himself??

  • thinkgoat

    Wonder if he picks his nose with a spoon and how handy that’d be when he had a cold.

  • the.left.lane

    I feel for the confusion Bubba his cell mate is going to feel – Decisions, decisions! Where first…? O.o

    HAHAHA! nose hole penetration…ewwww…

  • NoWhining

    I read on a blog or comment post from one of the articles that he shot himself in the face in an attempt to committ suicide, while cops were trying to arrest him a couple years ago on another dv case.

    So, in addition to his good looks, he’s also a genius! A double threat guy! What a catch.

    Can you imagine what this wife must look like? Yikes?

  • Leila

    Lazlo
    7:01 am on October 28th, 2009

    I feel for the confusion Bubba his cell mate is going to feel – Decisions, decisions! Where first…? O.o

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • pms.247

    Lazlo, that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time! It gives such a visual…

  • Jury

    It’s the spinx, no, it’s the man on the moon, no, it’s Michael Jackson, no….

  • Boughtthefarm

    Good God!

  • MadeaBecBec

    Jason Thomas Marshall, the whiz that he is, shot himself, as the PoPo was closing in on him several years back.
    You should see the pics of Elizabeths vehicle where the ax struck it! You can see it here: http://www.todaysthv.com/news/news.aspx?storyid=93341

  • eracsurfer

    How about we sign this man coward up for some shooting lessons and a big clown nose? Maybe next time he will do the world a favor and score a bullseye.

  • NoWhining

    For what it’s worth….this is a comment from one of the articles:

    redfip wrote:
    I was locked up with this guy in Tucker in 05, his wife and kid were there every visitation u could tell she loved him, I dunno why they let him out in the first place he was always a problem in there. He is a realy big guy too lol around 6′ 4 260lbs I bet it took 2 tazers to bring him down, I feel bad for the kids.

    So, the mom visits him at every visitation and brings along the kid.

    Tutkill is 100% correct. We WILL be reading about this guy on DD in the future, when she runs back to him after he gets out. Hopefully (although doubtedly) she will spare her son and let him go live with relatives. I really don’t care when he finally kills the loser wife, but I really wish she would allow her son to live.

    I know, I know…I am asking WAY too much here.

  • Darsa

    OMG… thank goodness the comments were so freakin’ funny, to counteract the utter horror of looking at that face. What the hell happened to him, anyway? It looks like he WAS picking his nose with a spoon, riding in the car, and went over a set of railroad tracks…

    Dang.

  • Jury

    I know, and we are so close to Halloween. This may be the only day this guy looks normal. Hatchet face!

  • Kdogg

    I wonder where he goes to the bathroom at… the men’s room or the creature’s room

  • sayitisntso

    Laughing at the humourous comments, but breakfast is out today after seeing that photo. Maybe even lunch. Dude sticks a gun up his nose to try to commit suicide. Who does that? Wife needs to be committed to a mental hospital if she goes near him again. Sad part is she probably will.

  • weejodie

    Hehehe!! Picking his nose with a spoon!! :D

  • Anonymous

    Wow to think it’s been about a year since I read this one I didn’t leave a comment so I must have still been in lurker mode. This guy could be Leather Face’s brother!