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You’ll Never Take Me Alive, Coppers!

October 27, 2009 at 4:35 am by  

Tulsa, OK - Having spent time in prison for sex crimes against children, Johnnie Joe Hobbs had no desire to revisit the Gray Bar Hotel. As a matter of fact, when the convicted sex offender discovered his parole was about to be revoked, he got a little hot under the collar. Tulsa County sheriff’s deputies paid a visit to Johnnie Joe Thursday afternoon to serve three protective orders – tagging along were officers from the state parole board who were there to haul Johnnie Joe back to the slammer on a parole violation. Officers spotted him sitting in a cargo van parked in his cluttered yard – as they approached the vehicle, Johnnie Joe slammed the door, doused the inside of the van with gasoline and lit it up.

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Johnnie Joe Hobbs

“There are a lot of people that will do a lot of things to keep from going back to jail,” Capt. John Bowman said. “To use a flammable liquid to ignite where they are, I have not seen that before.” And see it, they did. There were concerns that Johnnie Joe may have been armed and because of the danger imposed on rescue workers, the fire department didn’t immediately extinguish the blaze. After about 30 minutes, the fire was put out and authorities entered the van to discover Johnnie Joe’s flambéed body in the cab. No weapons were found.

Johnnie Joe Hobbs, 47, is no more. According to the DOC website, Johnnie Joe was convicted for lewd molestation of a child, showing obscene material to a child, and lewd or indecent proposals to a child. Self-immolation – get’s ‘em every time.

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  • Coyote

    Too bad all child molesters couldn’t do this. It’d save taxpayers loads of money in prosecution and incarceration fees, as well as countless children’s innocence.

  • Zibarro

    There were concerns that Johnnie Joe may have been armed and because of the danger imposed on rescue workers, the fire department didn’t immediately extinguish the blaze. After about 30 minutes, the fire was put out and authorities entered the van to discover Johnnie Joe’s flambéed body in the cab. No weapons were found.

    I’m just thinkin’ – armed or not – after being on fire a few minutes, you aren’t really gonna have the ability (physically or mentally) to use a weapon – even if you have one. 30 minutes?? They weren’t too concerned about a weapon.

    HOWEVER!
    Whatever works. Saves time, energy, money and heartbreak for the victim. As well as insuring there will be no more victims of Johnnie Joe.

    Rest in agony, fucker!

  • CassieMomma

    Not the sharpest tool in the shed huh? Oh well, too bad, not sad!

  • redsaid

    I have wished for this kind of end once or twice. A classic case of “he did it to himself”. Wether it was a worse punishment than going back to jail or not, it works for me. Not only did it extinguish him, it got rid of another one of those “creepy vans” that could be passed on to another creep fuck like this guy. I think this is a appropriate fate for And it would rid another child of the fears that “he might come back” or “get out”!

  • Boughtthefarm

    Agreed Coyote!

  • MadeaBecBec

    A pedo burning, mmmmm, marshmallows anyone?

  • backlash

    What a drama queen. “Oh no. I’m not going to prison. I’m going to kill myself” *cue violin*. Ok, I get it. So blow your head off, jump off of a bridge, or freaking overdose on painkillers. But nooooooo. Had to make a big scene didn’t you big boy. Well nobody noticed. Oh…wait…good one…

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