Tazer Tim
9:56 am on October 26th, 2009
are zombie immune to tazer ?
Morbid
10:18 am on October 26th, 2009
Surprisingly, the topic of tasers and zombies is an often debated one. Some say that if the zombie is not too rotted, the taser can be used as a safety measure, as dead flesh suffers the same electrical effects as living. The muscles, if not too deteriorated, will still contract and possibly leave a zombie incapacitated for a short amount of time. But it is not lethal to a zombie.
I do not think a taser will work, unless you can shoot it straight into a zombie’s brain. I am with the camp that point out that a zombie’s body does not operate like a normal human, as the internal organs are not needed, including the heart or lungs. This means that it is not using electrical impulses in the muscles to move them, but something else entirely that originates from the brain.
But I guess we will find out soon enough.
Wildheart
5:08 pm on October 26th, 2009
When will people learn?? The HEAD…..you have to shoot them in the HEAD! God!
unraveled_bear
8:56 pm on October 26th, 2009
Well, you don’t have to shoot them in the head, just as long as you destroy the head. A crowbar works quite nicely, too.
Tsk. I see a new slide for the field operative’s training session.
SeanP
8:31 pm on October 27th, 2009
According to the source article, the alleged zombie was ordering food at a restaurant when he was attacked. I don’t recall any zombie training materials indicating that diner patronage was typical (or possible) zombie behavior.
Morbid
9:16 pm on October 27th, 2009
That’s all part of the government cover-up, man! They control the media, don’t you see? Goddamn thing wasn’t ordering food – it was in line WITH the food! I’m sure the ambulance took the “man” to some undisclosed location, and before long we will have some lackey playing the role of your average Joe who got punched in the face by a loon. While behind closed doors, the experiments continue and a rotting army is waiting to be unleashed – the public blissfully unaware.
The Nihilist
6:37 pm on October 28th, 2009
I don’t know, man. I believe I may have encountered one of these things just an hour ago, and I think it’s very important that word gets out that there are very real, and very dangerous things out there that could truly be zombies.
I hit one with the car, and pulled over, see…got out. Checked pulse, right, because I don’t wanna go down for no hit and run, and if dude is dead, see, and no one saw, then I’m hightailing it down the highway like nothing happened, and tonight I’m giving my car a wash. A GOOD wash right?
Well there was no damn pulse, man. So I don’t see a soul, and this guy is messed up. As in dead. Im walking to my car, getting in, and when I close the door and give my last looks, dude is standing up. Standing. Needless to say, I drove away, faster than I would have just to avoid getting the charge, ya know?
This is very real, people.

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