Open Your Bible, Devil!

Filed under: Crime, Exorcism, battery 

Lehigh Acres – Registered sex offender Carl Eugene Anderson, 52, was just trying to get his God on last Thursday evening at Mark Christian Ministries when the preacher singled him out and told the devils inside him to come out. He then told Anderson to open his BibleBible reviews, but Anderson refused. ‘Open your Bible, Devil!’” the preacher said. “He came and took his hand up on my head, saying, ‘Come out devil’ and he was pushing my head back real hard,” Anderson said. Anderson tried leaving the church, but the preacher followed him out into the parking lot calling Anderson a devil until he got into his car and called police.

Anderson is now complaining of head and neck pains because of the preacher’s actions. “They believe in helping people, talking about making a mark in people’s lives. What kind of mark you just made in my life? You just made a scar in my life,” Anderson said. Um, yeah. Funny to hear a grown man whining about a preacher laying his hands on him, especially when checking out what Anderson was charged with doing.

Leon Mark, the church’s pastor (and interestingly enough, Anderson’s brother-in-law) admits to everything, but states there was no assault, just a simple “laying of hands” in an attempt to help out Anderson – who they state has recently been displaying disruptive behavior.

The church released a statement in regards to this incident:

Mr. Anderson is a convicted sex offender who became a member of our church. We’ve been counseling him and helping him restore his life to get it back on track. Recently he became destructive in our services and had to be openly rebuked. There was no hitting, striking, or bodily harm to him. We anoint heads and pray for individuals with destructive behavior.

The sheriff’s office forwarded the battery complaint to the State Attorney’s Office, which will decide whether or not to file charges. Which luckily, means they probably won’t. But hey, what a nice setup, huh? We could start our own church and try to get RSO’s in there to be saved. Every Sunday, we would single them out, file in a line and each member screams “Get Out, Debil!” in his face while smacking them in the forehead. Sort of like this:

Source (Christina Mora = yummy)

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