Masturbation Tip #312 – Never Jack-Off To Photo Of Cellmate’s Relative
October 15, 2009 by Morbid
INDIANTOWN, Florida – 45-year-old Terry Bell was housed in the Martin Correctional Institution serving a life sentence for sexual battery on a victim under the age of 12. His cellmate was 29-year-old Ricky Silva who was serving life in prison for robbery, carjacking and kidnapping. At some point Bell thought it would be pretty cool idea to jack-off to a photograph of one of Silva’s underage relatives. Silva caught him doing it and was not real happy about it. At around 2:40 a.m Wednesday, a corrections officer was conducting his hourly cell checks when he found Bell dead on the bottom bunk with a black shoestring wrapped tightly around his neck. Ricky Silva admitted to killing Bell and has been charged with first degree murder.
Ricky Silva and Terry Bell
You know, I love masturbation as much as the next guy. But come on, this was a really bad idea. While driving? Sure, I wasn’t dong anything with that hand anyway. WalkingWalking reviews
around a local Target? Why not, I mean those underwear posters they hang up in the women’s section? Three words – skeet, skeet and skeet. At my grandmother’s funeral? Hey, the chick giving the eulogy was smoking, what’s a guy to do? But to a picture of my cellmate’s underage relative? Huh-uh. No way. Anyway, good riddance.
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11:18 am on October 15th, 2009
Ya know, I can’t blame Mr Silva here at all. He had this nasty perv in his cell, jerking off to family pics and he had nothing to lose as he already had a life sentence.
If i caught someone doing that I’d be bringing down the hurt, too!
11:22 am on October 15th, 2009
btw, what are the other 311 masturbation tips? Inquiring minds gotta know lol
11:25 am on October 15th, 2009
This is one of those feel good stories that makes a person all warm inside. One less perv in the world can’t be a bad thing.
11:55 am on October 15th, 2009
it’s nice to get some good news once in a while
6:51 pm on October 15th, 2009
Sounds like Silva did some public service. I would have killed him too.
7:22 pm on October 15th, 2009
And, ahhh he did it on a shoestring budget
7:48 pm on October 15th, 2009
High Five Ricky Silva! Way to eliminate one more sick fuck from the face of this planet.
9:59 pm on October 15th, 2009
Okay, I think you need to be charged with a crime for this one. You almost killed me! LOL
11:36 pm on October 15th, 2009
I tried mustering up croc tears but found I couldn’t do it for this POS. Way to go Ricky, if thye do sentence you to death, you can at least know you did a public service. A pedophile is only cured by death, nothing else.
6:35 pm on October 16th, 2009
What goes around, comes around is a true saying and is so appropriate to this story.
6:56 pm on October 16th, 2009
Tip #158 – Sandpaper is not a lubricant.
10:28 pm on October 21st, 2009
JUSTICE! Prison style!
11:34 am on October 26th, 2009
The frist video is called “101 embrassing sexual accidents”. i believe there is 3 volumes.
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