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Stuart, FL – Grace Calabrese and her husband thought they had a really big raccoon in the attic of their condo – they could hear him up there, scuttling and scurrying around. Opening a closet door to gain access to the attic, GraceGrace reviews discovered they didn’t have a critter at all – they had a creepy, tattooed, loser guy crawling around in there. She had but a glimpse of the interloper as she opened the door – a chair attached to a cord was being lowered to the floor from the attic door in the ceiling. At the other end of the cord, a tattooed arm. The arm retreated back into the ceiling once it’s owner realized that Grace was armed with a knife.

After gaining access to the condo’s attic, officers noticed that someone had punched through the walls that separate each unit. The path of destruction led to a unit two doors down – a unit occupied by 31-year-old Jacob Trofnoff and his mom. Mr. Trofnoff, when apprehended, was wearing blood-stained pink jammies. “Those, I guess, were his mother’s,” Grace Calabrese said of the creepy dude’s attire. Damn. It’s bad enough to be busted as a creepy attic dweller, but to be wearing your mommy’s jammies? Ha! Trofnoff has numerous cuts, scrapes, and bruises to his body where he had been raked by roofing nails.

From his mother’s condo, police recovered items stolen from other condos, including a safe and various prescription medications. It’s not clear how many residences were burglarized as many of the occupants are seasonal. Jacob Trofnoff was arrested on burglary charges and is being held on $15,000 bond. LoserLoser reviews.

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