Aaron Morphis Is An Attic Dwelling Peeper
October 15, 2009 by Jaded
Slidell, LA – Over the last couple of months, I have diligently scoured my new home for any signs of peeper activity. I have investigated and caulked every single hole knee-level and up, I have checked for cameras behind my mirrors, I even went as far as poking my head into the attic for a look-see before nailing the damn thing shut. Why, you ask? Because I have this deep fear of being watched and/or videotaped by some skeevy bastard like Aaron Morphis. On October 7, a 28-year-old woman was showering in her grandmother’s shower when she noticed a gap between the ceiling and the shower vent. And, in that gap, she discovered a couple of beady eyes looking back at her.
Aaron Morphis
How she managed to keep her composure and not shove the wooden handle of the toilet plunger into the bastards eye socket is beyond me, but, she kept her cool, covered up, and left the bathroom. She confronted the peeper in the hallway as he was exiting the attic. Still, she kept her wits about her and didn’t go all kung-fu on his chunky butt. Morphis apologized to the woman and said he would leave. The victim’s grandmother told police she saw Morphis exiting the attic and witnessed the confrontation. Both women said they believed Morphis may have been spying on the victim for several months but couldn’t prove it. Authorities say there is a family connection between Morphis and the victim, so his being in the home wouldn’t be out of the ordinary. It’s bad enough to get your jollies by spying on someone in the shower, but fwappin’ to a relative? Umm…eww.
Aaron Morphis, 26, was arrested and charged with voyeurism. He has already been released on $1,000 bond. Skeevy nutjob. I wonder, did he sit up there and fwap when the grandma was in the shower too??
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1:27 pm on October 15th, 2009
Classy.
Wonder how his wife feels about that…her myspace says her mood is “blessed”; yea, not so much hun.
5:07 pm on October 15th, 2009
Dagnabbit, His myspace has been deleted! Morphis morphed……
7:05 pm on October 15th, 2009
So, me and mine rent a quaint little house on a private lake. The landlord is the biggest land owner on the lake, with 6 homes including her own on the books of her estate. These homes were a relatively recent purchase, however. An strange old man owned them before her.
The construction of my home is pretty bizarre. There are random panels in the drywall that have been sealed using molding in a few rooms, for example. But the most interesting element of construction has to do with our spare bedroom which is currently occupied by my roommate, Robyn. One entire wall consists of built-in drawers and closet space and, in the center is a large mirror, probably 4′x4′. On the other side of this wall is the livingroom. We noticed a couple of months ago that, between the mirror and the wall, there is just shy of a foot of space.
Mike and I have joked about that space, saying it probably housed a camera for spying. But now that Robyn’s in there, I’m kinda tempted to put a camera back there – a non-functional one, of course – just to freak her out. Maybe I could rig one so that the record light will activate via remote signal, so that I can turn it on when I know she’s going in to get dressed or has just come out of the shower.
Anyone that has electonics skills like that, holla.
7:10 pm on October 15th, 2009
Chilling, I’m glad it wasn’t grandma – she could have had a stroke -
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