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Tina Consolo’s Back Hurts

October 13, 2009 by Morbid  

Filed under: Crime, Drugs 

ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich – 40-year-old MILF…er Tina Consolo and her 19-year-old daughter do not agree on the subject of Tina growing a 6-foot high marijuana plant in their living room. So Tina’s daughter called police. When Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the home, they found the six foot high marijuana plant along with dried marijuana hanging in the basement, a digital scale, packaging material, a marijuana grinder, marijuana pipes, two handguns and a shotgun. Tina states that the weed is not for pleasure or distribution, but rather to help her with her chronic back pain. And I believe her sexy ass. Consolo is expected to be arraigned by the end of the week. I expect her to give me a call as soon as all this silly shit is over with — and after she kicks out her ungrateful spawn. Should be some video after the jump, if the stupid embed code from WXYZ works

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  1. Wildheart
    4:19 pm on October 13th, 2009

    OK my 19 year old daughter can just get the fuck out of my house if she’s going to pull shit like this! Ungrateful spawn indeed! See, that’s why I don’t have any. :)

  2. Cycy
    4:35 pm on October 13th, 2009

    If I were the daughter, i would have moved out in the first place. Well, i think they are both lucky that the daugher is not a minor.

  3. jennifer
    5:40 pm on October 13th, 2009

    Should have ate her when her bones soft

  4. mopar
    5:45 pm on October 13th, 2009

    Party at moms untill she makes bail then off to keep your own home the way you want.

  5. the dark wanderer
    6:26 pm on October 13th, 2009

    usually its the parents calling the cops on the kids, this ones kind of backwards well anyhow what is wrong with kids today

  6. backlash
    6:40 pm on October 13th, 2009

    She was just mad because mom wouldn’t break her off a dimebag.

  7. Pipmeister
    1:17 am on October 14th, 2009

    She’s in the wrong Oakland

  8. Peanut
    3:13 am on October 14th, 2009

    OMG! If my mom was growing a plant in the living room, I never would have left the house…ever. I would’ve even been okay with being mommy’s little helper at that point.

  9. defenestratethis
    4:17 am on October 14th, 2009

    Mean, old prissy daughter…just like my girl, ya know? When I told her to end my life if I ever to the point of being hooked up to a machine and being kept alive only by fluids 24/7, she unplugged my computer and took my bottle of wine away…bitch.

  10. Wolf_of_Mars
    9:18 am on October 14th, 2009

    I think that the daughter is a self-righteous douche that should have been kicked out long ago. Did she think that Mommy would be grateful for throwing her in jail?

  11. backlash
    9:41 am on October 14th, 2009

    She’s in the wrong Oakland

    Awesome.

  12. howhavetheylivedthislong
    1:28 pm on October 14th, 2009

    …You’re right…….very MILFy.

  13. Morbid
    1:52 pm on October 14th, 2009

    …You’re right…….very MILFy.

    Comrade!

  14. shadowman
    3:36 pm on October 14th, 2009

    Why? Marijuana should be completely decriminalized. If my kid pulled that shit with me, she would be living somewhere else.
    BTW…it works very well for chronic pain, with none of the side effects of those powerful opiates.

  15. Wildheart
    4:18 pm on October 14th, 2009

    Why? Marijuana should be completely decriminalized.

    You answered your own question Shadowman. It’s criminalized because it works very well for chronic pain with none of the side effects of those powerful opiates – which are manufactured by very large, very rich, and very powerful pharmaceutical companies.

  16. Anna B.
    11:05 am on November 15th, 2009

    I think she’s done herself a big favor by being well-spoken.

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