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Good Thing It Wasn’t A Tuba

October 13, 2009 by Jaded

Filed under: Assault, Crime, Featured, Resisting Arrest

Tulsa, OK – Have you ever had one of those days? The kind of day where everything and everyone just annoy the shit out of you? Have you ever been so annoyed and pissed off that you just wanna beat the hell out of someone with a harmonica? No? Am I the only one with that strange urge? Nope. Meet 52-year-old Decai Liu. He must suffer from intermittent harmonicidal urges as well. According to police, Liu’s roommate was preparing for work on SaturdaySaturday reviews when Liu barged into the bathroom and started whalin’ on him with a harmonica. When officers arrived at the home, they found the roommate bleeding from cuts to his head and face – he told police, “I don’t know what his problem was.” (Maybe it wasn’t the roommate he intended to injure, but the harmonica. I feel the same way about banjos – I see or hear one, I want to kick it). Anyway, to make matters worse, Liu put up a fight when it was time to get cuffed and headbutted an officer. Out came the pepper spray – down went Liu. On Thursday, Decai Liu was charged with assault with a dangerous weapon, assaulting an officer, and resisting arrest. Bail was set at $6,500. There is no word on the extent of the roommates injuries. Now, let the puns begin…

Decai Liu

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Tags: assault with a dangerous weapon, assaulting an officer, Crime, Decai Liu, Domestic Violence, harmonica, Mugshot, Oklahoma, Resisting Arrest, Tulsa

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Pinky Not Brain
8:22 am on October 13th, 2009

He must suffer from intermittent harmonicidal urges as well.

Ha!!

So this one time, at band camp…

backlash
8:26 am on October 13th, 2009

And to think, if he played the skin flute, this would have all turned out so differently…

PinkiGreen
8:27 am on October 13th, 2009

Another reason to be proud to live here. Yay.

Jaded
8:30 am on October 13th, 2009

And to think, if he played the skin flute, this would have all turned out so differently…

L.M.M.F.A.O.

Undeniable Truth
11:50 am on October 13th, 2009

I feel sorry for the roommate. Not many people have gotten their ass beat down by a harmonica.

Cycy
5:09 pm on October 13th, 2009

The irony of a dangerous weapon. There are memories you would like to erase and this is a good one for the roommate.. How pity.

Abroad
4:31 pm on October 15th, 2009

What does harmonica mean in this story? Are we talking the full nine yards with bellows, keys and mother-of-pearl buttons, or are we talking about a mouth-organ (skin-flute, ha!)? And if it is the latter, it must have been rather a large one for him to take a swing at someone with it…….

I really want to see the dangerous weapon.

Bitterlee
7:39 pm on October 22nd, 2009

What does harmonica mean in this story? Are we talking the full nine yards with bellows, keys and mother-of-pearl buttons, or are we talking about a mouth-organ (skin-flute, ha!)? And if it is the latter, it must have been rather a large one for him to take a swing at someone with it…….

Um. The harmonica is the mouth-instrument. The bagpipe is the bellowed, buttoned God-aweful thing that I think you’re referring to.

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