CPR: You’re Doing It Wrong
October 13, 2009 by Jaded
Kissimmee, FL – The guy you see before you, with the bad-ass stripey-head ‘do, is 19-year-old Jonathan Alicea. Much like many of the men we feature here on the Dreamin’ Demon, Jonathan has a girlfriend with a couple of rugrats. And, much like many of the women we feature here, that girlfriend trusted her man with the lives of her children while she went about earning a living. And, like many of the stories we feature here, it doesn’t end well. Jonathan was playing Mr. Mom on SundaySunday reviews
and whipped up some dinner for the kiddos, ages 2 and 6. The 2-year-old may not have been extremely thrilled with Jonathan’s culinary skills and refused to eat. (Dinner was hot dogs and scrambled eggs – doesn’t sound very appetizing to me either). Jonathan was displeased. Already angry at the child’s refusal to eat, his temper boiled over when the kid peed his pants. What Jonathan did next both angers and baffles.
Jonathan Alicea
Jonathan ordered the child to change his clothes. When the little boy didn’t, couldn’t, or wouldn’t do it fast enough to please the big bad Jonathan, he got knocked into next week. Jonathan told detectives that he pushed the kid’s head, knocking him to the ground and causing him to lose consciousness. Now Jonathan had an unresponsive child on his hands – what to do? He came up with a brilliant fucking plan! He put the kid into an empty dresser drawer and began CPR. When that didn’t work, he boiled a pot of water and poured it over the child in an attempt to revive him. Wait…what? My handy-dandy CPR pamphlet must be broken because I don’t see ‘boiling water‘ listed anywhere in the illustrations. Great – now he has an unresponsive, burned, blistered, and soggy child crammed into a dresser drawer – you would think the next item on his to-do list would be to call 911. Right? Ha! He waited another 30 minutes, until the child’s mother got home from work, before anything was done for the boy. Why? Because “his cell phone is disconnected and he does not like to depend on neighbors for anything.” I sincerely hope someone leaves a rusty blade in the fucker’s cell – or a sheet already fashioned into a noose.
The child, covered in burns, died Monday morning. The child’s 6-year-old sibling has been removed from the home for the time being. DCF officials state that they have had no prior involvement with the children, but “will be looking for any type of abuse history to secure and ensure the safety of the sibling.”
Jonathan Alicea showed no remorse during his interview with police. Officers noted that his left hand, the hand he allegedly used to push the child, was swollen. He is now being held on charges of first-degree murder. His priors include two sexually-related arrests involving a child between 12 and 15 years old. Oh, and congrats, Jonathan!! You get credit for committing the first homicide in Kissimmee all year! You little go-getter, you! C’mere, let me give you your prize. Asshole.
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7:41 am on October 13th, 2009
TWO fucking years old? I think I may puke. So in the time it took him to boil water it didn’t occur to him that this might not be the best idea…
I’d also like to know…wtf is with all these women working while the men stay home? I guess I’m old school, that shit wouldn’t fly around here.
8:00 am on October 13th, 2009
I’m not backing down from believing that we should have licenses to have children in the US. Fucking people like this don’t deserve the privilege to be a parent. Scumbag…
8:20 am on October 13th, 2009
Die. Die. Die. Fucking DIE. I hope this fucker burns.
This is infuriating and heartbreaking. That poor little boy.
He poured boiling water on him to revive him? Bullshit. What a stupid excuse for doing something horrible. He knew that would injure him, and I’m sure he did it on purpose. Fucking sack of worthless shit.
8:27 am on October 13th, 2009
I did read somewhere that he had a job. Not that it matters much…
10:11 am on October 13th, 2009
What a piece of shit. I hate the mom just as much as I hate this stupid low life. How does that work in a mom’s brain really? “Well he can fuck me so I guess he’s qualified to care for my children.”?!!! Umm no…
10:33 am on October 13th, 2009
Well, I guess taking care of the two year old’s needs probably took away from his time to wax his eyebrows, and all. A man has to be pretty, after all.
11:18 am on October 13th, 2009
I hope he passes out… I’ll revive him by pouring acid on him
3:32 pm on October 13th, 2009
Kdogg you ever go lynchin I wanna be in on it.
5:01 pm on October 13th, 2009
I use to like hotdogs and scrambled eggs as a kid. If you through ketchup on it and eat it with tortillas it really isn’t that bad. Do I make it now as an adult? HELL NO.
10:45 pm on October 13th, 2009
That story he gave is probably not even the truth, he probably tried to kill the boy in some other way(s) to make it look like an accident, or natural causes. I imagine that a stab into his chest through or under his ribs to the heart will be enough to insure death.
3:53 am on October 14th, 2009
Agree completely. Shit..ya gotta have a license for everything else BUT holding the well-being of a human life in your hands for at least 18 years. Hope some mean-ass lifer finds the perfect purpose for that pretty little mouth of his…..
8:53 am on October 14th, 2009
What a horrible man who doesn’t even have the balls to tell the truth about what really went on!
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