Cody Plant Came Out of the Closet With a Dead Dude
October 13, 2009 by thinkgoat
Houston, Texas I hung out with some pretty heavy drinkers in my younger days. It was always quite a treat walking into a bar with someone who had obviously had a tremendous time the night – or even week – before. No sooner than we’d walk into the establishment, my buddy would be greeted with, “Oh man, do you remember when you_____?” (Fill in the blank and those fill-ins were never flattering.) Watching the happy-go-lucky face turn to complete horror was always amusing – mainly because it didn’t involve me. If I had my druthers, I’d much rather be informed by friends or acquaintances and I’d much rather hear the news when I was fully functioning than to be awakened by the police telling strange accounts of where I ended up and with whom.
Cody Plant
Seems as though the owners of a vacant house noticed signs of forced entry on SundaySunday reviews
afternoon. When they poked their heads in to look around, they reportedly heard some noises coming from inside. Without a lot of hesitation they contacted the local constables for a little protect and serve.
When Harris County Constable deputies arrived on scene, I imagine they were a little surprised to find Cody Plant and another grown man fast asleep. Together. In the closet. I can think of much better places to sleep off the night before than doing so in a closet, that’s for sure. And what exactly are the odds that two grown men would find this a suitable place? Must have been some good shit they got a hold of. Really good. It killed one of them.
Oh, that’s the second of Cody’s surprises. Not only did the police allegedly wake his ass up from his restful slumber in the closet, they also informed him he was cuddled up there with a dead dude. “There were two guys in the closet. They appeared to be sleeping – one was snoring and the other was deceased.” The police also speculated the pair had been doing some sort of narcotics and stated it was obvious he was under the influence of “something”. Pffft. Could have been love…
Cody Plant was originally charged with three misdemeanor drug charges along with abuse of a corpse after prosecutors allege he treated the dead dude “in an offensive manner”. What’d he do? I sooo want to know. I’ll just have to let my imagination run wild with that one because the buzzkill judge dropped the charge in the probable cause hearing. That’s really too bad. That judge has no idea how many of us okay, maybe just me, really need those little details.
As it stands, Cody Plant was charged with one count of possession of a dangerous drug and two counts of possession of a controlled substance of more than three grams but less than 28. If found guilty, he faces up to a year in jail. Sucks being Cody. Not only did the dude get his stash taken away and carted off to jail, he had to enter that jail with the story of coming out of the closet with a dead dude.
Cute Picture from his Facebook
Wonder if the girls will be kissing on him now!
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7:21 am on October 13th, 2009
Oh jesus, TG. I had similar experiences walking into bars in my youth. Thing is, It was always ME people were rushing to tell my exploits too! Never woke up with a dude though, dead or not, LOL (um…that I can remember, that is.)
8:15 am on October 13th, 2009
I’m with you. Without details my mind is left to wander. I’m currently picturing Cody riding a dead dude with a ball gag in his mouth reverse cowgirl (cowboy?) with a heroin needle in his arm when the cops come in and slap the cuffs on him. I hope they decide to clear this up and remove that image from my brain.
8:59 am on October 13th, 2009
Ahahahaaaaaaahahahaa! Oh God, that’s awesome! You’re my new best friend, Backlash!
9:24 pm on October 13th, 2009
First off I think it’s appalling that you could find humor in a situation that involves anyone’s death. I actually know Cody Plant and if they hadn’t decided to get really messed up and pass out in a closet this would be nothing more than a story about a guy dyeing of an overdose. Common sense tells me the cops saw two dudes passed out in a closet, jumped to conclusions and later realized that “he treated the dead dude in an offensive manner” wasn’t the case. That’s why they have already dropped the charges- if this was anything more don’t we all think he’d have more than misdemeanor charges? Cody is a good guy, he may make bad decisions but he would never intentionally hurt anyone. How about I update everyone so we can hear the truth not some vague and easily misconstrued article that has been released– PS you can delete that facebook link, it’s been deleted.
9:42 pm on October 13th, 2009
dying**
10:58 pm on October 13th, 2009
Um, right! It’s the little things called “details” surrounding this incident that makes it a story worthy of examining. And you find NO hilarity in the statement you made? To me, “if they hadn’t decided to get really messed up and pass out in a closet” is one of the funniest things I’ve read! Cody may be a stand-up dude (I use that term figuratively, not literally) but you’d have to admit, breaking into a house with some dude and crawling into a closet with him isn’t quite normal. Dead or not.
11:07 pm on October 13th, 2009
I definitely didn’t say it was normal, think what you want I’m not trying to change your mind- ppl do stupid stuff with they’re messed up so judge all you want.
11:51 pm on October 13th, 2009
Would you seriously NOT find this funny if you didn’t know him?
4:37 am on October 14th, 2009
People are always forcing me into closets when I get drunk, its really hard shakin that chair loose from under the door knob too…
6:57 am on October 14th, 2009
That’s funny you mention that, cuz just last week I locked someone in a closet while I was drunk! It was so funny! Hmmmm come to think of it, I don’t remember ever letting them out….
Oh crap! brb y’all!
9:32 am on October 14th, 2009
You’re right, I will stop having a sense of humor.
The plain fact that you are posting here with a problem about what I have said, trying to somehow justify his actions by saying
shows that you are trying, in some fashion, to change my mind. For the record, I imagined that he was having homosexual intercourse in a closet, not that he killed someone. (I don’t think that was a far stretch considering the circumstances. If anything, that could be a compliment to Cody. He can always say that his ass is so good he killed it.)
But I digress.
I never once insinuated that he did. I may have made some highly tasteless statements, but if you’re going to argue, do so with what I actually wrote, not with a perspective that your mind has created based upon your emotions about what I have written.
9:44 am on October 14th, 2009
So Sayrah, is that your name, or are you a fucking cheerleader?
11:52 am on October 14th, 2009
“Sayrah”, “cheerleader”… Buahahahaha!
I promise, if I ever have kids and decide that I just can’t bring myself to spell my child’s plain-ass name traditionally, I’ll at least endeavour to spell it phonetically.
Of course, if that’s actually how her name is spelled, it’s not her fault and I shouldn’t make fun.
7:49 pm on October 14th, 2009
First off I didn’t just get on here to comment about him, I get on here daily and just happened to see that someone posted that story about him. Also “sayrah” is a joke, really disappointing I used to love this site but if its just full of people that have nothing better to do than make fun of my screename then whatever. I tried to not be a total twat when I posted even though I was trying to have people maybe look at this story in a different view but I guess that doesn’t matter. So ya’ll have fun dissecting this post as well.
8:51 pm on October 14th, 2009
You come on this page daily, yet you thought this story would be handled differently than any other? Come on. Had you been visiting this site daily you would know that it has always been full of people who have nothing better to do than make fun of screen names.
Besides that, just keep in mind that more people READ your comments than responded to it, and like me, appreciated the insight.
10:02 pm on October 14th, 2009
I do read it daily and knew people would get pissy but whatever I felt an obligation to say SOMETHING… anywho GOOOO TEAM!- sorry the cheerleader came out
10:12 pm on October 14th, 2009
Well I am glad you did.
11:28 am on October 15th, 2009
First off, let me say I know Cody Plant. We both grew up in the same neighborhood, rode the same bus to school, even had a few classes with him.
This dude has been a turd burglar since day one… No, like figuratively in a homosexual sense he came out of the closet a long time before the police woke him up with his finger up the ass of some dead dude.
This is only so hilarious until social networking reveals that a man by the name of Michael Bills died that very same day. So much for keeping a veil of silence. I think Bills was trying to stay straight but Cody led him to the dark side with his homosexual wizardry and lots of euphoric and possibly hallucinogenic hard drugs. I guarantee you that Xanax had to be involved.
This is what happens when you spoil your children. While everyone else in the neighborhood grew up with their parents teaching them humility, Cody’s parents bought him a BMW 325i and later (I guess when the BMW wasn’t good enough) a Mercedes E class.
Yeah he was class president in high school too. I think that from now on, I’m going to remember him as ASS-PRESIDENT
12:02 pm on October 15th, 2009
(you all will have to excuse me as i don’t know how to use that fancy little feature)
“…led him to the dark side with his homosexual wizardry…”
oh my god. that is the funniest shit ever.
just when i thought this story couldn’t get any better!
**
12:46 pm on October 15th, 2009
By the way, I could never quite figure out cody plant’s personality until I saw Year One with Michael Cera.
Cody Plant = The High Priest
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WtkwSOoNKg
7:55 pm on October 15th, 2009
I’m offended by your name calling. In the future please use either colon roach or butt genie instead.
3:37 am on October 17th, 2009
PERsonally… I think that if someone is stupid enough to do drugs and get shitfaced, they DESERVE to be smeared all over the internet or whatever for what comes of it. Yeah, I’m one of those teetotaling prudes *nods*
2:30 pm on October 19th, 2009
Im the dead guys little brother josh bills. I hope when that faggat goes to jail somebody sticks a shank so far up his ass that motherfucker bleeds to death. Im gona miss my big bro and if anybody sees Cody Plant on the streets woop his little gay ass for me and my bro. Burn in hell cody plant wit ya queer ass
2:51 pm on October 19th, 2009
As eloquent as the comments by ChrisChan and Bills Jr. are, I have to wonder in what fucked-up universe Cody Plant’s sexual orientation has anything to do with the guy’s death. If he were straight, he might have ended up in a closet with an overdosed woman whose corpse he treated “offensively,” whatever that even means. I fail to see how his being gay is even remotely relevant to what happened.
3:14 pm on October 19th, 2009
Hear, hear, Veronica. Him being gay (assuming he was) had nothing to do with it. Them being a couple of junkies had EVERYTHING to do with it. The deceased is responsible for his own death, here.
3:29 pm on October 19th, 2009
Exactly…the guy overdosed. That wasn’t Cody’s fault. If he did somehow “violate” the corpse, and I really hope that doesn’t mean what I think it does, then obviously he’s a highly fucked-up individual, but it has nothing to do with his being gay.
I also like that ChrisChan felt the need to point out that “turd burglar” is a euphemism for “homosexual.” Somehow, it loses its punch if you feel the need to explain it.
7:17 pm on October 19th, 2009
I’m not pointing out how turd burglar is a euphemism for homo. I think it a good descriptive trait of his flamboyance though. See, if I called him an ass pirate then it would be a completely different thing. Ass pirate implies a more johnny depp like vision of a homo.
See what I mean?
7:23 pm on October 19th, 2009
Have they not come up with more creative euphamisms for “homosexual” since I was in 7th grade? Tragic.
7:25 pm on October 19th, 2009
By all means, if you have a more eloquent description then do tell me what it is.
4:33 pm on October 21st, 2009
Okay I registered just so I can give my insight. First of all I know Cody hate to admit it but dude hangs around friends of friends. He stole from my house and was never allowed back so this bit of news was shocking but believable. Cody is a crackhead of the highest order. Don’t give him your number or he will be calling you at all hours of the night looking for shit. Second Cody is gay no problem with that but I do have a problem with him drugging straight guys to take advantage of them. You wnat to know what he was doing to a dead body, raping it! They left that out of the news, his daddy is pretty rich btw. Oh and Sarahy you are a discredit to cheerleaders everywhere because you are one dumb bitch to stand by that waste of space. This guy is a creep and should MOVE out of cypress. My fiance saw him at walmart the other day he dyed his hair brown I guess to not be called out. Anyone can pick out this chris griffin look a like anywhere.
5:02 pm on October 21st, 2009
On what basis can you assert that Cody Plant “drugged” the dead guy, rather than the guy doing drugs willingly, or that the guy was straight? For that matter, how do you know he raped the body? The abuse of a corpse charge was dropped. I’m really just curious…I didn’t see any of that in the article. Local gossip, perhaps?
6:22 pm on October 21st, 2009
Wow two dumb bitches. First of all my fiance knows the deceased. Mike a tall straight guy that would NEVER be cuddled up with slob Cody in a closet. Could it be poor Mike may have been ODing in a car, Cody’s choice of place to do his drugs, and instead of taking Mike to the hospital like he should have he drug him to vacant house in the middle of nowhere and ended up on top of him in a closet. ODing is a very nasty process if you haven’t had your sheltered ass around such realities of life. What Cody did was fucked up and he should still be in jail not walking around with the normal. Local gossip is what I call logical conclusions. Do you understand how utterly stupid you sound standing by a guy like this? Honey find you a new gay guy to be friends with. He is a sleeze and so is everyone that is still cool with them after this little story. Most his friends that have known him for many years most with half a brain have disowned this twisted crackheaded fuck. Defend defend. He is a creep and I am glad along with many legit people in Cypress that we cut his ass off from our circles a long time ago.
6:27 pm on October 21st, 2009
@funkyboss: You rock. I don’t know who you are but it sounds like you must have also lived in the same neighborhood as cody.
@veronica: Why would you defend someone like cody?
6:38 pm on October 21st, 2009
I don’t think Veronica was defending Cody at all. I believe what she was doing was separating hearsay from documentation. The case of fucking with the dead dude’s body (and I use that term loosely) was dropped. There must not have been sufficient evidence.
I’ve researched this story – no where did I find any statements claiming Cody dosed this dude, that Cody moved the body, fucked nor fondled him…etc. Abuse of a corpse could be many things and not necessarily where my mind tends to wander.
She merely inquired the source of the information laid out. I’m curious as well…
6:58 pm on October 21st, 2009
. Pffft. Could have been love…
7:05 pm on October 21st, 2009
Thanks, thinkgoat. Although I think it’s exceedingly obvious that’s what I was doing, unless you’re a moron.
Funkyboss, do you struggle with reading comprehension? I don’t know what the hell your deal is, but I’m not a “dumb bitch” for not taking your gossip and speculation as fact. You also very bizarrely seemed to imply that I somehow know Cody Plant — uh, I don’t. I live in Portland, OR and don’t know the first thing about this situation other than what has been written about it. However, there doesn’t seem to be any evidence to back up your claims, either. If you think that being closer to the situation necessarily gives you more insight, you’re wrong about that too. Logical conclusions? I don’t think so. Based on what evidence? The fact that you think local gossip = logical conclusions speaks volumes.
My guess is that you just like to run your mouth and that translates to the written word as well. People like that never seem to feel the need to actually know what the fuck they’re talking about first. Your characterization of my comments is a joke. And you are the only one who sounds “utterly stupid.”
7:15 pm on October 21st, 2009
I don’t know you, Cody, your fuckin’ fiance or Fred down the street… But it kinda looks like the deceased WAS cuddled up with a slob like Cody in a closet. Bizarre things happen when people are high; my non-sheltered ass knows that pretty well.
But let’s get this straight – your theory is that dude OD’d, at which point Cody drove him to the abandoned house, dragged him out of the car (if he OD’d, he’s presumably incapacitated), into the house, into a bedroom and to a closet so he could take advantage of the body (which there’s no evidence of, hence the dropped charges).
Look, Cody might be the skeeziest motherfucker on the planet for all I know, but that’s a straight up conspiracy theory… one with no evidence to support it.
Nope, it’s sounds like two idiot junkies got high and retarded, climbed in a closet (Why? For warmth? To avoid detection? Because junkies are retarded and come up with stupid ideas like that all the time? Who knows?) at which point they fell asleep and one of them died. Considering they dropped the abuse of a corpse charge, there’s no evidence that Cody even knew dude was dead.
It sounds like there are plenty of legitimate reasons to be disgusted by Cody. No need to make some up.
8:41 pm on October 21st, 2009
Where does the reverse cowgirl fit in?
8:51 pm on October 21st, 2009
The “dead dude” is Michael Bills.
His obit: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/houstonchronicle/obituary.aspx?n=michael-david-bills&pid=134377540
1:12 pm on October 26th, 2009
This is the dead guys brother agin with news from the cops. Cody plant is telling the police him and michael went into the closet, i quote, “To have sex.” But the autopsy person (the person that looks at dead bodys for a living) said that can’t be true because their were no signs of that on michaels body. So either cody plant is lyeing thinking the cop is gay and thats his weird sick way of hitting on another guy or he had sex with my brother. I say he had sex with my brother cause michael wasn’t gay. Iv’e vented my anger since the last post but i still hope somebody stics a shank up his ass in prison. Farrrrr up his ass.
9:25 am on October 30th, 2009
If anybody knows who or where the hell Mr.Holiday is please contact him and tell him we need michaels keys and belongings. Michaels car is jst sitting out front rotting away. For as many keys michael has had to make their were no copys in his room. Where the fuck are you holiday. I need my bros shit so i can start driving his car
9:58 am on October 30th, 2009
Dude – use a locksmith so you can start driving that car!
10:12 am on October 30th, 2009
I vote you run over Cody’s lumpy ass with it.
11:19 am on October 30th, 2009
lol he’s gona get what comn to him. I was in jail for about a month and ppl will ask you what r u in here for. He might as well say he killed a guy because you go into a room with everybody else and the judge is gona be on a tv. The judge is going to say out loud what you did and you will say innocnet, guilty, or plead no contest (basically means your guilty). In codys situation hes fucked either way. He’s either guilty or gona plead no contest to being caught in a closet naked with a dead dude. Yes, they were naked. Before you get put in the holding tanks they ask your sexual orientation. If he knows wats good for him he will say gay and not get his ass punked by all the straight guys. Karma sucks
11:33 am on October 30th, 2009
I wish I could find one of the “Vote for Cody” shirts from high school, and then make an iron on transfer of the news article on the back of the shirt.
-Ladies and gentlemen, this was CyFair High School’s Student Council President-
11:34 am on October 30th, 2009
I would buy that shirt. You need to make this happen.
12:11 pm on November 5th, 2009
Cody is MIA. He changed his phone number, delted his facebook n myspace. Nobody can reach him. Hes probly with the protective services and changed his name n shit. I don’t blame him. Hes got alot of ppl pissed the fuck off at him. Michaels funeral was packed. Ppl were standing outside and in the hallways n shit cause the main atrium was FULL as hell.
12:33 pm on November 5th, 2009
Did you check the morgue to see if he’s buttfucking cadavers?
1:30 pm on November 5th, 2009
LOL “Cody plant found in a cemetary cuddled up naked with the corpse of Michael Jackson” R.I.P Michael Jackson I don’t mean to offend anybody
8:40 pm on November 11th, 2009
except cody
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