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Sheboygan, Wisconsin – I’m not sure how many of you watch COPS or not, but for those of you who do, it is a well known fact that police do not give a shit about your stage of dress (or undress) when they haul your ass to jail. If they decide to get your naked ass a pair of shorts or not is really depending on how big of an asshole you are, as well as the cop you asking to get them. Julia Laack, 36, found this out when she attempted to disrobe to keep cops from taking her to jail after she got busted for shoplifting beef jerky and a lighter from a gas station. But naked or not, JuliaJulia reviews was not going without a fight.

It all started after Tidy Car employees at a gas station watched Julia — in the store with her husband and two children — stealing beef jerky. They were going to let her get away with it at first, thinking she was a down and out mother trying to give her a nutritious, delicious treat that she was not able to afford. But when she got to the counter, she also started applying the five-finger discount to some lighters. Police were then notified.

When officers arrived at her house, they heard her berating her children, even going as far as blaming one of them for what was transpiring. When police made their way into the home, Julia stripped to her underwear in front of her children and told cops they could not take her to jail because she had no clothes on. Learning that this was not the case, she tried to punch a cop in the nuts. Not satisfied, she kicked an officer in the balls. When she would not stop trying to kick and bite the arresting officers, a spit hood was placed on her. She was able to remove it long enough to spit into the mouth of a female officer. Le Gag.

Once under some form of control and placed in the back of a police car, she got out of the seatbelt, removed her underwear and began placing her nasty ass on the window and told a female officer her children are going to die. Julia has been charged with two counts, one for theft and a second for misbehaving with police officials. So she learned that cops don’t care if you are nekkid, and that, with a blood alcohol level of 0.112, it is pretty easy to turn a simple shoplifting charge into a possible 5 years of jail time.

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