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Deborah Morinelli Knows How To Party!

October 11, 2009 by Morbid  

Filed under: Alcohol-related stupidity, Crime, Drunk Driving, Drunk In Public 

Deborah Morinelli Knows How To Party!

Charleston, SC – Dash cam footage has been made public detailing City Council Member, Deborah Morinelli, after she drove her SUV into a ditch. The footage shows police removing a bunch of mini-bottles of wine (or as Jaded likes to call them – breakfast) from the vehicle. More disturbing than that is the footage of Morinelli as she wallows in a ditch, drunk off her ass. She attempts to stand several times, but cannot and eventually the police and rescue workers have to carry her. She was charged with driving under the influence and open container in a motor vehicle. She pleaded guilty and had to pay fines that total more than $2,500. Morinelli represents District 2 since 2002 but announced she will not be running for re-election. Watch the video after the jump to see why.

I am not making light of alcoholism. I am sure it sucks. But she wasn’t drunk when she decided to start drinking to the point that she couldn’t even do something as simple as standing and then get behind the wheel of an SUV. If I were a judge and seen this video of a woman wallowing around in a SC ditch like a fucking pig, I’d have revoked her driver’s license on the spot. But that’s just me.

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 Deborah Morinelli Knows How To Party!

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  1. kbawesome
    1:30 pm on October 11th, 2009

    “you feeling okay ma’am?”
    “…no, i’m a bit lightheaded”.
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY?
    nuh uh.
    **

  2. twiztids_angel
    2:34 pm on October 11th, 2009

    wow, is it just me or did nebody else think think ZOMBIE! while watchin this…how terrible!!

  3. thinkgoat
    3:05 pm on October 11th, 2009

    Sometimes vertical is sooooo hard.

  4. captainhowdy
    3:59 pm on October 11th, 2009

    LOL, when I saw the still capture in the blurb, I also thought it was a zombie!!

  5. Pipmeister
    7:34 pm on October 11th, 2009

    hmmm white wine or red with an SUV? She really does look like a zombie. Oh, and Hi all.

  6. thinkgoat
    8:11 pm on October 11th, 2009

    Hey Pipmeister! Welcome to the Demon.

    I’m guessing, by the look of her, it may have been Mad Dog 20/20 :p

  7. defenestratethis
    11:48 pm on October 11th, 2009

    Hi Pipmeister…wow, disturbing indeed. Well, I know that most alcoholics live in absolute dread that anyone witnessed their worst debaucheries..heh heh..guess she need’nt worry whether or not anyone saw this lovely display. Myself, I’d leave town. You’re right Morbid, they should yank her license for a good long time, if not forever.

  8. defenestratethis
    11:52 pm on October 11th, 2009

    P.S. To me, she looks a little like a living cadaver, or a holocaust victim being pulled from a mass grave.

  9. backlash
    9:48 am on October 12th, 2009

    P.S. To me, she looks a little like a living cadaver, or a holocaust victim being pulled from a mass grave.

    Oh, I just thought that Gary Busey lost a lot of weight.

  10. Siobhan
    10:57 am on October 12th, 2009

    I’m guessing, by the look of her, it may have been Mad Dog 20/20 :p

    Or perhaps, “Thunderbird Night Train Express”?

  11. mopar
    11:52 am on October 12th, 2009

    Nobody noticed that the officer is absolutely delicious? Yummy !!

  12. malq
    8:48 pm on October 12th, 2009

    Mopar, The officer is probably gay.

    This chick will probably be running in state elections from now on.

  13. Dakota Valkyrie
    10:35 pm on October 12th, 2009

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so drunk they forgot how to sit up.

    If watching herself in that video doesn’t convince her that she needs to get help, nothing will.

  14. defenestratethis
    3:43 am on October 14th, 2009

    Oh, I just though that Gary Busey had lost a lot of weight.

    LOL..yeah and lost his teeth too !

  15. Xavier21579
    8:08 pm on October 15th, 2009

    This link totally reminded me of this one! I’m surprised this guy even made it to the store. It was at 10am on a Tuesday morning!

    http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html

  16. Uvgottabkiddin
    1:08 am on October 17th, 2009

    This link totally reminded me of this one! I’m surprised this guy even made it to the store. It was at 10am on a Tuesday morning!

    http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-goes-for-more-beer.html

    c’mon now, that guy would have been fine… if the liqour store wasn’t spinning…

  17. weejodie
    11:57 am on November 1st, 2009

    Whatta total fuckin’ mess. How she didn’t kill herself or anyone else is a miracle.

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