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Deborah Morinelli Knows How To Party!

October 11, 2009 by Morbid  

Filed under: Alcohol-related stupidity, Crime, Drunk Driving, Drunk In Public 

Deborah Morinelli Knows How To Party!

Charleston, SC – Dash cam footage has been made public detailing City Council Member, Deborah Morinelli, after she drove her SUV into a ditch. The footage shows police removing a bunch of mini-bottles of wine (or as Jaded likes to call them – breakfast) from the vehicle. More disturbing than that is the footage of Morinelli as she wallows in a ditch, drunk off her ass. She attempts to stand several times, but cannot and eventually the police and rescue workers have to carry her. She was charged with driving under the influence and open container in a motor vehicle. She pleaded guilty and had to pay fines that total more than $2,500. Morinelli represents District 2 since 2002 but announced she will not be running for re-election. Watch the video after the jump to see why.

I am not making light of alcoholism. I am sure it sucks. But she wasn’t drunk when she decided to start drinking to the point that she couldn’t even do something as simple as standing and then get behind the wheel of an SUV. If I were a judge and seen this video of a woman wallowing around in a SC ditch like a fucking pig, I’d have revoked her driver’s license on the spot. But that’s just me.

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 Deborah Morinelli Knows How To Party!
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Comments

  • weejodie
    Whatta total fuckin' mess. How she didn't kill herself or anyone else is a miracle.
  • Uvgottabkiddin
    This link totally reminded me of this one! I’m surprised this guy even made it to the store. It was at 10am on a Tuesday morning!

    http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-go...


    c'mon now, that guy would have been fine... if the liqour store wasn't spinning...
  • Xavier21579
    This link totally reminded me of this one! I'm surprised this guy even made it to the store. It was at 10am on a Tuesday morning!

    http://www.break.com/index/drunkest-guy-ever-go...
  • defenestratethis
    Oh, I just though that Gary Busey had lost a lot of weight.
    LOL..yeah and lost his teeth too !
  • I don't think I've ever seen someone so drunk they forgot how to sit up.

    If watching herself in that video doesn't convince her that she needs to get help, nothing will.
  • malq
    Mopar, The officer is probably gay.

    This chick will probably be running in state elections from now on.
  • mopar
    Nobody noticed that the officer is absolutely delicious? Yummy !!
  • Siobhan
    I’m guessing, by the look of her, it may have been Mad Dog 20/20 :p


    Or perhaps, "Thunderbird Night Train Express"?
  • backlash
    P.S. To me, she looks a little like a living cadaver, or a holocaust victim being pulled from a mass grave.


    Oh, I just thought that Gary Busey lost a lot of weight.
  • defenestratethis
    P.S. To me, she looks a little like a living cadaver, or a holocaust victim being pulled from a mass grave.
  • defenestratethis
    Hi Pipmeister...wow, disturbing indeed. Well, I know that most alcoholics live in absolute dread that anyone witnessed their worst debaucheries..heh heh..guess she need'nt worry whether or not anyone saw this lovely display. Myself, I'd leave town. You're right Morbid, they should yank her license for a good long time, if not forever.
  • thinkgoat
    Hey Pipmeister! Welcome to the Demon.

    I'm guessing, by the look of her, it may have been Mad Dog 20/20 :p
  • Pipmeister
    hmmm white wine or red with an SUV? She really does look like a zombie. Oh, and Hi all.
  • captainhowdy
    LOL, when I saw the still capture in the blurb, I also thought it was a zombie!!
  • thinkgoat
    Sometimes vertical is sooooo hard.
  • twiztids_angel
    wow, is it just me or did nebody else think think ZOMBIE! while watchin this...how terrible!!
  • kbawesome
    "you feeling okay ma'am?"
    "...no, i'm a bit lightheaded".
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY?
    nuh uh.
    **
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