Jeffrey Graybill Wants Your Man Juice
October 7, 2009 by Jaded
Phoenix, AZ - A word of warning to all of my Demon friends that possess a peter – please, take a minute to study the mugshot attached to this story. If you, or any of your manly body parts, have had any contact with the beastly oaf, authorities in Arizona and California would like to have a word with you. Furthermore, if you allowed this man to give you a thorough physical and make off with a smidgen of your semen in the hopes of getting some cash, well, you’re screwed! (Literally and figuratively). The man’s name is Jeffrey Graybill, but those who have been screwed may know him as Dr. Robert Richardson. Graybill allegedly set up an ad on CraigslistCraigslist
offering to pay Caucasian and Latino suckers men between the ages of 18 – 25 as much as $4,000 to be sperm donors for stem cell and/or other research. And wouldn’t you know it? He got ‘em to bite – hook, line, and sinker.
Jeffrey Graybill
Graybill’s spiel was this: He was “Dr. Richardson,” a fertility doctor soliciting sperm donors for the nonexistent Fertility Clinic of West Los Angeles. After receiving a response to his Craigslist ad, the Dr. would communicate with the cash-strapped donor by telephone or e-mail before scheduling a physical examination. These exams would take place in either the victims homes or the Dr.’s apartment. Wait….what? One would assume that if one is undergoing a physical examination and bodily fluids are involved, one would want to be in a sterile environment. Like, say, a fertility clinic? He offered his patients a 3-page printout full of FAQ’s about sperm donation – the packet also warned informed the patient that the examination could take up to two hours to perform. The Dr. went one step further in making himself look the part – he actually carried a black medical bag. And the bag had a stethoscope in it! Ahhhh…I see. Anyone carrying a stethoscope and a black bag is totally trustworthy. Carry on…
The physical examination was thorough – a couple of his victims stated that Graybill insisted on examining their genitals before he would accept them as sperm donors. And, seeing as how one of the charges against him is sexual penetration with a foreign object, I’m guessing he did a bit more than just fondle their junk. After the exam, he collected his semen sample and essentially told the men, “The check is in the mail,” or some shit like that.
Several victims in the Los Angeles area filed a police report after they didn’t receive any cash. They even went looking for the good doctor, but investigators discovered that Graybill moved his ‘practice’ to PhoenixPhoenix reviews in July ‘09. Authorities in Phoenix believe he may be pulling the same scam in their state. It has been confirmed that, so far, Graybill has as many as 25 victims, including the real Dr. Robert Richardson, who’s identity Graybill borrowed.
Jeffrey Graybill, 40, was arrested on Thursday and charged with numerous felonies, including practicing medicine without certification, identity theft, sexual penetration with a foreign object, and sexual battery by fraud. Bail has been set at $590,000. I don’t even wanna know what he did with all those *gag* samples.
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5:39 am on October 7th, 2009
# 1 rule of thumb: cash up front. Nevermind all the other glaring tell-tell signs.
I wonder if he has the same dr.’s bag and stethoscope that I bought my son from toys r us.
6:53 am on October 7th, 2009
Good Lawd Jaded! Did I have to read “man-juice” so early in the morning?
I’m pretty sure the penetration with a foreign object had something to do with “milking the prostate” because…um…I’ve heard about that stuff…
7:23 am on October 7th, 2009
I aim to please!
I’m not even gonna ask what milking the prostate entails…it doesn’t sound pleasant though. o_0
7:55 am on October 7th, 2009
I’m all for playing doctor…but I don’t usually take souvenirs with me. I’m curious to know what he was doing with his prizes.
8:05 am on October 7th, 2009
Ever hear of a straw.
8:21 am on October 7th, 2009
Duh. everyone knows what he wanted that spunk for, it’s all the rage now! I cook with it ALL the time!
8:34 am on October 7th, 2009
*GAG*
Remind me never to eat at your house.
8:58 am on October 7th, 2009
Too late. You already did. I didn’t hear you complaining about the interesting twist that tilapia had. Thank me for making you healthier later.
9:00 am on October 7th, 2009
JADED!!! ugh…too early. Must…erase…cum gobbling image.
I like a good game of Doctor but not quite like this.
9:07 am on October 7th, 2009
Apprently when people hear of ways to make easy cash, their common sense goes out the window.
10:25 am on October 7th, 2009
o.O …must…induce…vomiting…
When I play doctor, I like to play surgeon. I have a hard time finding people willing to play once they see the knives though.
11:04 am on October 7th, 2009
Welp…I won’t be eating for the rest of the day!
12:28 pm on October 7th, 2009
I guess nothing quite compares to an all natural diet!! If only I had more time to experiment in the kitchen!
7:13 pm on October 7th, 2009
Uggghhh….I’ll never eat flan again!
I do know someone who might like that cookbook though….
9:47 pm on October 7th, 2009
I once gave a legit sperm donation, I mean the doctor paid me and all. Of course it wasn’t $4000 I mean that’s an obvious scam. I got $20 plus an extra $5 for having it in some bushes instead of having to go all the way to the Dr’s office.
10:24 pm on October 7th, 2009
These guys were not even afforded the courtesy of a REACH-AROUND! or were they?
3:23 am on October 8th, 2009
“Uh..Doc, I know you said this was a prostate exam and all, but..uh, just out of curiosity, why are both your hands on my shoulders?”
7:14 am on October 8th, 2009
this is the last time I need to be warned about craiglist…..
my cereal is now laying oddly
lol @ reach-around
lol
12:22 pm on October 8th, 2009
At least 25 men thought that a doctor would not only make a house call, but pay them to drop their pants and get a sample? Did they not wonder where that lady that takes your insurance card and your deductible was? Was the insertion of the “foreign object” perhaps a clue? (Wait a sec, why is he inserting a foreign object up my ass, and shouldn’t he be wearing gloves, and since when do exams take place in my bedroom . . . .?) Interesting.
11:44 pm on October 8th, 2009
Wtf? LOL at this guy. I am really trying to figure out how he actually broke the law though. I mean inviting someone to your home and getting them to jack off for you is not exactly illegal.
allthough, he did defraud them, and pretended to be a doc. ok that’s maybe illegal, but cum-on, how bout the dumbasses that actually gave the samples? They are the ones that should be on here.
looks to me like they were making up charges cuz they don’t have laws for this asshole.
8:12 am on October 9th, 2009
How can they make up charges when the evidence has been tampered with.
12:17 pm on October 9th, 2009
frankly, in the big scheme of things, semen is not all the inexpensive to produce.
6:52 pm on October 26th, 2009
That just goes to show you….Craigslist is evil lol j/k. But for real… <<<< this story and the one I just read goes to show you, be careful who you invite to your house/go to see at their house or meet. You may find yourself in a situation where your getting more than whats advertised and the only thing that's free is the dirt on your grave.
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