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Jeffrey Graybill Wants Your Man Juice

October 7, 2009 at 3:31 am by  

Phoenix, AZ - A word of warning to all of my Demon friends that possess a peter – please, take a minute to study the mugshot attached to this story. If you, or any of your manly body parts, have had any contact with the beastly oaf, authorities in Arizona and California would like to have a word with you. Furthermore, if you allowed this man to give you a thorough physical and make off with a smidgen of your semen in the hopes of getting some cash, well, you’re screwed! (Literally and figuratively). The man’s name is Jeffrey Graybill, but those who have been screwed may know him as Dr. Robert Richardson. Graybill allegedly set up an ad on Craigslist offering to pay Caucasian and Latino suckers men between the ages of 18 – 25 as much as $4,000 to be sperm donors for stem cell and/or other research. And wouldn’t you know it? He got ‘em to bite – hook, line, and sinker.

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Jeffrey Graybill

Graybill’s spiel was this: He was “Dr. Richardson,” a fertility doctor soliciting sperm donors for the nonexistent Fertility Clinic of West Los Angeles. After receiving a response to his Craigslist ad, the Dr. would communicate with the cash-strapped donor by telephone or e-mail before scheduling a physical examination. These exams would take place in either the victims homes or the Dr.’s apartment. Wait….what? One would assume that if one is undergoing a physical examination and bodily fluids are involved, one would want to be in a sterile environment. Like, say, a fertility clinic? He offered his patients a 3-page printout full of FAQ’s about sperm donation – the packet also warned informed the patient that the examination could take up to two hours to perform. The Dr. went one step further in making himself look the part – he actually carried a black medical bag. And the bag had a stethoscope in it! Ahhhh…I see. Anyone carrying a stethoscope and a black bag is totally trustworthy. Carry on…

The physical examination was thorough – a couple of his victims stated that Graybill insisted on examining their genitals before he would accept them as sperm donors. And, seeing as how one of the charges against him is sexual penetration with a foreign object, I’m guessing he did a bit more than just fondle their junk. After the exam, he collected his semen sample and essentially told the men, “The check is in the mail,” or some shit like that.

Several victims in the Los Angeles area filed a police report after they didn’t receive any cash. They even went looking for the good doctor, but investigators discovered that Graybill moved his ‘practice’ to Phoenix in July ’09. Authorities in Phoenix believe he may be pulling the same scam in their state. It has been confirmed that, so far, Graybill has as many as 25 victims, including the real Dr. Robert Richardson, who’s identity Graybill borrowed.

Jeffrey Graybill, 40, was arrested on Thursday and charged with numerous felonies, including practicing medicine without certification, identity theft, sexual penetration with a foreign object, and sexual battery by fraud. Bail has been set at $590,000. I don’t even wanna know what he did with all those *gag* samples.

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  • tinaxoxo

    # 1 rule of thumb: cash up front. Nevermind all the other glaring tell-tell signs.
    I wonder if he has the same dr.’s bag and stethoscope that I bought my son from toys r us.

  • Rotten Apple

    Good Lawd Jaded! Did I have to read “man-juice” so early in the morning?

    I’m pretty sure the penetration with a foreign object had something to do with “milking the prostate” because…um…I’ve heard about that stuff…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Good Lawd Jaded! Did I have to read “man-juice” so early in the morning?

    I aim to please! ;)

    I’m not even gonna ask what milking the prostate entails…it doesn’t sound pleasant though. o_0

  • PinkiGreen

    I’m all for playing doctor…but I don’t usually take souvenirs with me. I’m curious to know what he was doing with his prizes.

  • Jury

    I’m all for playing doctor…but I don’t usually take souvenirs with me. I’m curious to know what he was doing with his prizes.

    Ever hear of a straw.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Duh. everyone knows what he wanted that spunk for, it’s all the rage now! I cook with it ALL the time!

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  • Rotten Apple

    I cook with it ALL the time!

    *GAG*

    Remind me never to eat at your house.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Too late. You already did. I didn’t hear you complaining about the interesting twist that tilapia had. Thank me for making you healthier later.

  • mammasweets

    JADED!!! ugh…too early. Must…erase…cum gobbling image.

    I like a good game of Doctor but not quite like this.

  • Kdogg

    Apprently when people hear of ways to make easy cash, their common sense goes out the window.

  • Rotten Apple

    I didn’t hear you complaining about the interesting twist that tilapia had.

    o.O …must…induce…vomiting…

    I like a good game of Doctor but not quite like this.

    When I play doctor, I like to play surgeon. I have a hard time finding people willing to play once they see the knives though.

  • PinkiGreen

    Welp…I won’t be eating for the rest of the day!

  • runnergirl

    I cook with it ALL the time!

    I guess nothing quite compares to an all natural diet!! If only I had more time to experiment in the kitchen!

  • Wildheart

    I cook with it ALL the time!

    Uggghhh….I’ll never eat flan again!

    I do know someone who might like that cookbook though….

  • http://awayfromthecrowd.com dog breath

    I once gave a legit sperm donation, I mean the doctor paid me and all. Of course it wasn’t $4000 I mean that’s an obvious scam. I got $20 plus an extra $5 for having it in some bushes instead of having to go all the way to the Dr’s office.

  • http://profile.imageshack.us/user/popeyeray/images/detail/#268/01122009.jpg popeyeray

    These guys were not even afforded the courtesy of a REACH-AROUND! or were they?

  • defenestratethis

    “Uh..Doc, I know you said this was a prostate exam and all, but..uh, just out of curiosity, why are both your hands on my shoulders?”

  • Wonder

    this is the last time I need to be warned about craiglist…..

    my cereal is now laying oddly

    lol @ reach-around

    Semen is inexpensive to produce and commonly available in many, if not in most homes

    lol

  • Janelle

    At least 25 men thought that a doctor would not only make a house call, but pay them to drop their pants and get a sample? Did they not wonder where that lady that takes your insurance card and your deductible was? Was the insertion of the “foreign object” perhaps a clue? (Wait a sec, why is he inserting a foreign object up my ass, and shouldn’t he be wearing gloves, and since when do exams take place in my bedroom . . . .?) Interesting.

  • malq

    Wtf? LOL at this guy. I am really trying to figure out how he actually broke the law though. I mean inviting someone to your home and getting them to jack off for you is not exactly illegal.
    allthough, he did defraud them, and pretended to be a doc. ok that’s maybe illegal, but cum-on, how bout the dumbasses that actually gave the samples? They are the ones that should be on here.

    looks to me like they were making up charges cuz they don’t have laws for this asshole.

  • Jury

    looks to me like they were making up charges cuz they don’t have laws for this asshole.

    How can they make up charges when the evidence has been tampered with.

  • petrina

    frankly, in the big scheme of things, semen is not all the inexpensive to produce.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ParanormalLioness CherokeeRedneck