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Talk About Your Skanky Love Triangles…

October 6, 2009 by Jaded  

Filed under: Assault, Crime, Domestic Violence, Featured 

Talk About Your Skanky Love Triangles…

Eustis, FL – My teen daughters and I share many of the same interests – we have similar taste in music, clothing, books, and movies – and are always borrowing one item or another from each other. Lisa Johnson and her daughter, Jessica Fixl, have something in common as well. His name is Richard Bowman. Lisa and Richard had been living together as a couple for about a year. After Lisa had to go away to serve a stint behind bars, Richard and Jessica ended up doing the nasty. Ya know, it’s one thing to borrow a pair of pants or shoes from your mother, but, borrowing her boyfriend? That’s just gross. When Lisa was released from the Gray Bar Motel a couple weeks ago, she returned home and resumed living with Jessica and Richard. And the rest of the story plays out kinda like an episode of Jerry Springer.

Lisa Johnson and Jessica Fixl

Lisa Johnson and Jessica Fixl

As you may have guessed, Richard continued to screw both of ‘em. That was more than Lisa could take. Police were called to the home on FridayFriday reviewsFriday reviews to referee an argument between the skanky mother and daughter. Deputies noted that Lisa looked to be intoxicated and told her to sleep it off. They then left the home without any further ado…

About 20 minutes later, officers were called back to the residence. This time, Lisa was sportin’ a bloody forehead. She initially told officers that she went back to bed as directed, but awoke when her daughter, jealous of her mother’s relationship with Richard, attacked her. A juvenile witness at the scene, however, told a different story. The witness said that Lisa entered a room where Richard was staying, grabbed hold of his package and squeezed, saying she was going to “rip them off.” The bitch had quite a grip on the dude’s sack and wouldn’t let go. Jessica responded with a punch to mamma’s head. The end.

Now both women are cooling their heels behind bars. Lisa Johnson, 46, was booked on a charge of felony domestic simple battery on Richard. It’s a felony because she was convicted of criminal domestic abuse in 1991 and convicted of battery in early September. Jessica Fixl, 25, is looking at one count of domestic battery. The charge was upgraded to a felony because she had prior felony conviction in ‘08.

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 Talk About Your Skanky Love Triangles...

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  1. PinkiGreen
    8:29 am on October 6th, 2009

    The daughter looks kinda happy about it…I’d love to see what this dude looks like. You KNOW he’s gotta be smokin hot.

  2. CassieMomma
    8:41 am on October 6th, 2009

    Here’s a story of a lovely lady…..

    Looks like Momma got a little beat down. Ladies there are always other fish in the sea. Guessing by the way they look, I’m not hoping for much from him….

  3. Rotten Apple
    9:47 am on October 6th, 2009

    Ew. Ew. Ew. Who the hell wants to go where their mom has been? And to think, the thought of sharing a toothbrush makes me gag…

  4. sheevaa
    9:48 am on October 6th, 2009

    Not condoning mom’s uh…package handling…but I’d be pissed as hell too if my daughter was fucking my boyfriend. Course, I’d be just as, if not more pissed at the BF, than the daughter. Gross.

  5. nellymed
    9:58 am on October 6th, 2009

    Gross!!!!

  6. Boughtthefarm
    2:46 pm on October 6th, 2009

    Dang bunch of incestuous hillbillys, UGH! I wonder if the charges bring about a parole violation.

  7. V
    8:12 pm on October 6th, 2009

    The daughter looks kinda happy about it…I’d love to see what this dude looks like. You KNOW he’s gotta be smokin hot.

    …. or hung like a walrus. yes, i said walrus.

  8. backlash
    2:32 pm on October 7th, 2009

    I think Richard is a smart man. At least he will know what the daughter will look like when she grows up…

  9. mopar
    9:54 pm on October 7th, 2009

    Well backlash I can now 100% say that your nickname here is 100% appropriate. Nice one !

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