James Howard Patton Likes ‘Em COLD
October 6, 2009 by Morbid
HOUSTON, Texas - I’ve been wonderin’ were my necrophiliacs been hidin’! But just when I thought they had vanished, James Patton is here representin’ the Necro Ghoul Crew. Ahem. 39-year-old James Patton’s creepy activities were discovered after police got a warrant to seize his computer stemming from harassment charges involving an ex-girlfriend. But investigators found a bit more than they bargained for when they retrieved pictures from Patton’sPatton reviews
computer showing Patton placing his member on the foot of a nude female corpse. They also found an image of a female corpse with the legs spread open. “I can tell you that the defendant’s male sexual organ was seen in various poses with those of dead bodies,” said Donna Hawkins with the Harris County DA’s Office. Insert all kinds of SHUDDER here.
The photos were determined to have been taken in 2004, and Patton admitted to police that he last messed with a corpse a year ago when he was employed as funeral director at the Earthman Funeral Home. He was arrested over the weekend on a misdemeanor charge of abuse of a corpse and released after posting a $1,500 bond. A spokesperson for the company that owns Earthman Funeral Home released a statement trying to convince everyone that no, really, we are not creepy and we do not fondle your dead loved ones.
“These allegations are deeply disturbing. They are contrary to everything the entire funeral profession stands for. The vast majority of people in the funeral industry are people with the utmost integrity. They are caring, compassionate professionals who daily help families through extremely difficult times.”
Seriously, though. I never quite got people who fuck around with corpses. I’m not talking about some hot chick who may have just died of alcohol poisoning, I mean, what guy hasn’t found themselves in that situation, right? But a funeral home corpse? Ugh.
Not too creepy looking, huh ladies? I mean, aside from his nose trying to exit stage right.
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1:39 am on October 6th, 2009
Hmm. This may be one of those cases where people are attracted to others like themselves. You know like attracts like, which could explain his desire for a corpse. Considering I initial mistook his mug shoot for a picture of the corpse that was abused.
7:22 am on October 6th, 2009
I’ve never understood the point of having sex with a corpse. How would you get any feedback?
8:20 am on October 6th, 2009
Who wants feedback at all? I’m in it for me, baby!
8:31 am on October 6th, 2009
Dead bodies freak me out, how this guy even wants to put his “organ” on, in or around them is beyond me……uggghh!
9:47 am on October 6th, 2009
I find this kind of action both fascinating and completely repulsive at the same time. I can never understand someone being so desperate for sex they have to resort to the dead. I mean I’ve had dry spells in the past, but sheeesh!
10:09 am on October 6th, 2009
Wow I bet thats a bit of information his ex gf didn’t want to know… Shudders.
6:48 pm on October 6th, 2009
He scres corpses because living women would puke all over him!
1:31 am on October 7th, 2009
Talk about a ‘dead fuck’…
10:06 pm on October 7th, 2009
Can you imagine how horrified people are who’s loved ones were at the funeral home for final preparations. Don’t get me wrong I’d kill someone over most of my family but if I was already grieving and found out something like this happened I’d probably be front paged for kidnapping , torture ect… why take a chance on someone snapping who is already snapping?
8:29 pm on October 10th, 2009
People who fuck dead people have deep inferiorities.
Ted Bundy admitted he liked necros because he had control. i mean really, a control freak that has to have them dead to get along. LOL
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