Louisville, KY – Don’t you just hate it when, out of the kindness of your heart, you get all hospitable and friendly and open your home to a down-on-his-luck kind of friend, only to end up getting royally screwed? You allow the guy to live under your roof, eat your food, use your toilet, and watch your tv and the fucker ends up raping your girlfriend while your at work. How’s that for gratitude? Such is the case with one of Gary Elmore’s kindhearted friends. Worried that Gary, who is reportedly homeless, would get harassed by the police for wandering around town, this friend invited Gary into his home Monday evening. Come Tuesday morning, when the unnamed friend left for work, Gary allegedly slipped into his bed and started doing the nasty with the girlfriend. The sleeping girlfriend, perhaps thinking her man wanted some morning glory, assumed it was her boyfriend pokin’ on her. It might have went something like this – Mmmm, oh yeah. Whoa! Wait a minute! What the… How the… Who the… You asshole! Get outta there! When she realized it wasn’t her beloved, she put up a fight and chased the ungrateful homeless bastid outta the house with her cane and called 911. He was picked up a few blocks away from the home a short time later. During questioning, he admitted to being a sneaky, skeevy, rapist. Gary Elmore, 39, has been charged with first-degree rape and bond was set at $25,000 cash. Yep – being an anti-social hermit suits me just fine.
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6:55 pm on October 3rd, 2009
I am wonder how many women would actually not know it wasn’t their man slipping in bed with them. Although Sneaking A Piece can be easy if she is a slow waker.
6:56 pm on October 3rd, 2009
wondering
7:47 pm on October 3rd, 2009
I hate when that happens.
9:44 pm on October 3rd, 2009
chased him out with her cane??? lol…. i dk. kinda odd.
how old was this seksie beotch anyways??
9:59 pm on October 3rd, 2009
Don’t they have homeless shelters in Louisville?
I sleep very light, always have, so I definitely would’ve “smelled” trouble, however, I have a friend, actually several, that take sleep aids and I have more than once walked in their homes, while they slept, cleaned their kitchens and ran a vacuum before they ever realized I was there!! I have often worried about them getting injured or robbed, because of their sleep habits!!
11:40 pm on October 3rd, 2009
You can swing by my place anytime!!
6:57 am on October 4th, 2009
You took the words right out of my mouth, Jaded.
And Gary Elmore is clearly homeless for a reason. I am amazed that he still has friends to abuse.
5:26 pm on October 4th, 2009
I thought Maynard G. Krebs was asexual.
12:44 pm on October 5th, 2009
I hate to say it, but this is why I just wouldn’t allow someone that isn’t family or superclose to me in my home. I have myself, my husband and my daughter to worry about. Something else can be worked out. Mean, maybe, but how many people do you truly know?
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