John And Jessica Huskey Needed A Quick Fix
October 2, 2009 by Jaded
Panama City Beach, FL – I know this is going to sound silly, but, have you ever been to a tweaker yard sale? If you haven’t, put that on your list of things to do before you die because it is friggin’ hilarious. See, when tweakers are tweakin’, they like to take shit apart. Though they are up for 2-3 days at a time, with plenty of time to tinker, they never put the shit back together the right way and they just tape it all back together. They quickly get bored with one project and move onto another. I’ve been past many a yard sale where every single item has, at minimum, three strips of duct tape – TV’s, beds, dishes, couches, cribs, stereos, cars – you name it, it’s taped. The set of tweaker parents asshats in this story are very familiar with duct tape – they tried to fix their broken toddler with it.

John and Jessica Huskey
The tweakers tell the story like this: Last Tuesday evening, John Huskey, for whatever tweaky retarded reason, jumped on a wooden chair, breaking the chair into pieces, and sending a nail flying directly into his 18-month-old son’s head. Because they where fucked up on meth and because they were concerned that drugs would be found in their home, Jessica Huskey said they felt it was better to try a home remedy as opposed to calling 911. When a band-aid didn’t stop the bleeding, the assholes wrapped the kid’s head in duct tape and continued to smoke. Go ahead. Process that last sentence. We’ll wait. Did ya get that? They wrapped their child’s head like it was some kind of broken down VCR and continued to hit the pipe.
Wednesday morning, Jessica awoke (?) to find the child “turning colors” and “not doing well.” Still, she didn’t call 911 – she called her friends, family members, and finally, her husband. John, in turn, called 911. The child was finally taken to the hospital Wednesday evening and remains listed in critical condition with a fractured skull. Another child, age 4, was taken into custody by DCF. Deputies say evidence of meth, marijuana, and crack were found inside the home.
John Huskey, 28, is charged with aggravated child abuse, possession of meth, possession of cocaine, possession of marijuana, and possession of drug paraphernalia. He also is charged with dealing in stolen property. According to a complaint affidavit, he stole a $425 iPod Touch out of a car in July and tried to pawn it. Jessica Huskey, 25, is charged with aggravated child abuse, possession of meth, and possession of drug paraphernalia. I’m speaking from personal experience when I tell you that duct tape hurts like a motherfucker when you have to peel and pry it off an already injured body part. If I could reach through this computer screen right now, I would totally wreak some havoc on those two fucktards. It’s a shame duct tape doesn’t fix stupid…
Source | John’s Myspace | Jessica’s Myspace
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8:27 am on October 2nd, 2009
They look like proud parents in their booking photos. Pathetic.
8:49 am on October 2nd, 2009
Someone needs to duct tape their cracks and pull real hard.
10:45 am on October 2nd, 2009
I hate crankheads. I’m admittedly biased against them as I have to deal with two of them weekly…my boys’ mother and her husband.
There was a quote in the forums from the Judge on this one that I just love:
http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/showthread.php?t=26361
10:49 am on October 2nd, 2009
BTW: Nice write up, Jaded.
11:40 am on October 2nd, 2009
Nice!!
LOL at the cops finding the drugs and pipe even after they decided to call 911.
true tweakers!
3:50 pm on October 2nd, 2009
This story gave me two visuals… 1. the enormous man from Happy Gilmore that walked around with the nail in his head. and 2. When I was in the 3rd grade we had a clothesline nailed up between two posts, my friends and I would try to balance ourselves sitting on the clothesline without using our hands. One day it broke and we all fell to the ground, after we got up we noticed the huge carpenters nail sticking out of my friends head. Her mom was so pissed at me she chased me with a broom…god those were the days.
11:25 pm on October 2nd, 2009
Obsolete; Thanks for the hilarious story, Good thing, I have learned not be drinking anything while reading D’D, else it would’ve been spewed all over my screen!!
I’m not a a tweaker, but I am most fond of duct tape, in fact, if colored duct tape had been around during my prom years, I would’ve totally entered the Scholarship contest, wearing a duct taped dress! It’s great for alot of things, makes a wondrous fly trap in our barn! But, I don’t believe I have ever heard of it being doctor recommended…….
The best way to remove duct tape from skin, mineral or baby oil, soak an old rag in it and hold it over the duct tape.
I heard that the Huskeys home was littered with pieces of foil that had meth residue on them, easily accessible to the kiddos.. AssClowns!!
2:33 pm on October 4th, 2009
18 mos. what fucken kind of chair – rotten ? just like the parents
Breaks my heart, I would be freaked – oh poooooooor baby
I do wish him a smooth recovery and young enough I hope they do the right thing and give up parental rights now, Let someone adopt these kids who will care and love them unconditionally.
5:33 pm on October 4th, 2009
I’ve heard the expression “The only two things you need are duct tape and WD-40″ with regard to fixing anything. These two idiots took it waaaaay too seriously.
Luckily Ms idiot was lucid enough to notice variations in the child’s shading and call someone – doesn’t make up for causing it in the first place though. Do not pass go – go directly to jail.
10:28 pm on October 4th, 2009
ANother reason I think you are from Ga. ! Duct tape holds a cut together pretty good untill you make it to the hospital. It’sgreatstuff. Poor baby. I hope the judge throws the whole book at em.
12:30 pm on October 5th, 2009
Hmmmm I never thought of it as tweaker, just redneck! LOL
BTW I speak from experience.
Poor baby, I hate his parents!!!
10:08 pm on October 26th, 2009
The mother if you wanna call her that-I certainly wouldn’t grace her with that title-has pics of the little boy and their little girl on her myspace. They are sooo adorable..God bless their hearts, especially Jared (the lil boy) for having parents like this, I’m praying for him a speedy recovery. <3
Here is her Myspace.
10:02 am on October 28th, 2009
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