Man Beat 4-Month-Old Daughter To Death Because She Was CryingWoman Killed After 12-year-old Boy Jumps From Overpass In Suicide AttemptTeen Girl Killed Newborn By Shoving Rock Down Baby's ThroatParents Charged After Their Dead Baby Found Rotting In Baby SwingMan Murdered Woman Then Ate Her Brains With A Glass Of Her BloodTeen Posted Selfies With Murdered Teacher Before Killing Self With Circular SawMan Accused Of Raping, Murdering His 9-Month-Old DaughterBoy Fatally Stabbed Himself As His Mother Beat Him With Extension CordMan Accused Of Severely Beating Toddler Because She Interrupted Video GameWoman Smothered Daughter For Talking Back, Tossed Body In Dumpster

Monthly Archives: October 2009

San Antonio, Texas — If any of you male readers ever find yourself a tubby, pasty-faced piece of shit teaching “Science, Keyboarding and Bible” at a Christian school but still feel the need to have sex with your step-daughter and her 16-year-old friend — just follow 37-year-old Robert Louis Rosseau’s lead and create a “secret society.” I know, I know. It sounds asinine but it seems to work. Just do some better planning so you don’t end up like Rosseau and charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child. His plan involved telling his step-daughter and her friend that he was part of a society known as The Order that worked behind the scenes to better mankind. The Order encompassed elements of Freemasonry, witchcraft, Christianity, and teen buttholes. Rosseau was a director and among his many duties was the recruitment of specifically chosen members into The Order. These chosen members just happened to be teenage schoolgirls. Coincidentally, part of a new member’s initiation included the new recruit having sexual relations with Rosseau to create a bond of trust.…

Claremore, OK – With friends like Preston Dohrer, you might want to think about a life insurance policy. Or, hey, how about a whole new class of friends? As is evident in Preston’s Myspace pictures, he likes to party. And set shit on fire. And, as is evident with his dead friend, Michael Duke, Preston also likes to play with guns. Emergency personnel were called to Preston’s residence at about 1:45 Saturday morning. When they arrived, they found 20-year-old Michael laying on the living room floor bleeding out of the gunshot wound to his forehead. Seems the boys had been drinking that night and horsin’ around a bit. Witnesses told police the two were involved in a bit of “horseplay” and were “playing around with each other and playing with knives.” Sounds like a rip-roaring good time to me! Let me grab my Ginsu! A witness to the horseplay told officers that Preston walked into his bedroom, returned to the living room, pointed a pistol at Michael’s head, and pulled the trigger.…

Brandon Trent Busted For Sodomizing Toddler

October 30, 2009 at 8:49 am by  

Morehead, KY – First we had the baby biter and now we have a baby raper. It’s shaping up to be a completely nauseating day here at the Dreamin’ Demon. Again, not a lot of information on this one, and in this case, I’m thankful. Meet Brandon Trent. The skeevy bastard is accused of sodomizing a 3-year-old child. According to police, Trent’s wife was babysitting for the child and left the kid alone with Trent in a car while she visited her mother at the hospital – a visit that took about 30 minutes. Trent took advantage of that time alone with the kiddo and sodomized her – right there in the parking lot. When the child’s mother picked her up later that day, the child “told her mother troubling statements that bothered her and led her to believe that her daughter had been sexually assaulted.” The child was immediately taken to the hospital for an examination. After detectives spoke with the doctors, the child, the child’s mother, and Trent, there was enough probable cause to make an arrest.…

Zachary Johnson Is A Dick

October 30, 2009 at 8:03 am by  

Chicago, IL – I don’t have a lot of information on this one, but what I do have is enough to make my stomach turn. Zachary Johnson, 20, was pissed off at his girlfriend, and after the two argued last Friday, Zachary showed that girl what a bad-ass motherfucker he really was. He allegedly grabbed the woman’s 3-month-old child out of her hands, locked himself in a room with the infant boy, and proceeded to knock the crap out of the kid. The mother, on the other side of the door, could hear Zachary slapping the child with an open hand. Luckily, she was able to get the door open and retrieve the baby boy before Zachary could beat him to death. Upon admission to the hospital, the child was suffering from five broken ribs, a punctured liver, bruising all over his tiny body, and bite marks. There is no word on the current condition of the child. Way to go tough guy! You can beat up a defenseless infant! You really showed her, didn’t ya?…

Clayton County, Georgia A couple of teachers have found themselves in a bit of hot water.  I guess it’s not such a good idea to post a love letter to your boyfriend’s Facebook when he works in the same building as you…along with his girlfriend. But that’s what happened at Rex Mill Middle School. Ebony sent her man a letter, it was intercepted by Chaka, and all hell broke loose in the hallway Monday during school. They yelled, smacks were thrown about, and the 7th and 8th graders in that school got a quick lesson from their family and consumer science teacher on the fine art of expressing one’s self. The school authorities were not enthused and once the officers were brought in, the brawling teachers were promptly arrested. …

Saw VI Review

October 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm by  

I walked out of a screening of “Saw” in 2004 absolutely appalled with the movie. Not for the sadomasochistic violence the film would soon popularize, but for the cruddy production value and the laughably abysmal performances — Cary Elwes should be gifted a national holiday for his whimpering, career-smothering work, effectively neutering the repulsion of the ultraviolence. I loathed the film, yet watched with some degree of surprise as the franchise developed a defensive mainstream following; kindly folk who cheerfully hurdled generous filmmaking clichés and further acting decimation to bathe in the warm pools of blood, sucking up the suffering with a bendy straw as if the nightmare were Cherry Coke.…

SAVANNAH, Georgia – 22-year-old Scott Allen Elder and 24-year-old Brian Matison got into a series of escalating arguments over the phone and through text messages all because of a misdialed number. These exchanges led to the pair deciding to meet in an CVS parking lot at 2:30 a.m Tuesday to settle their differences. This meeting of the minds ended with Matison being taken to the hospital in serious condition after Elder shot him. As for Elder, he ended up with a damaged vehicle and a trip to Chatham County jail on a felony aggravated assault charge. Police are calling the incident senseless. “We don’t know what the circumstances are. What we do know is that it was just a mistaken phone call. The two men did not know each other prior to that and they allowed a text conversation to escalate to physical violence,” says SCMPD Spokesperson Veda Nichols. …

Detroit – A man has been charged with raping his grandmother on multiple occasions. After a grandmother takes some of her prescribed medication, she often gets groggy and dozes off. On one occasion, she awoke and witnessed her step-grandson, 19-year-old Lee Aaron Moorer pulling up his pants. Allegedly, he later sent text messages to his grandmother asking her not to tell anyone or he would do the right thing and kill himself. The grandmother has no sympathy for him at all. “I want everybody to know he’s a rapist, and he’s done it to me more than once.”  She’s pretty pissed that this is the thanks she gets for letting him and his mother come live with her. In the video you will see after the jump, she also has a wish for Moorer if he goes to jail on the multiple counts of criminal sexual conduct he was arrested for. “I just want him to be violated like he violated me,” she said.  “If he goes to jail, I hope they rape him. 

Urine Trouble Julie Hubbard!

October 29, 2009 at 11:05 am by  

DeLand, Florida – When I was just a little Jaded, I wanted to grow up and become a cop. I dreamed of saving the world with my shiny gun and my big-ass flashlight. Now that I’m almost all grown up, I realize that I never would have made it past the first week – I would have had a run-in with the likes of the lovely Julie Hubbard and I would have totally lost my shit. The arrest report would have read, “The cracked bitch spit on my leg, and that’s when I pulled out my big-ass flashlight and lit up her insides. The end.” Julie turned what could have been a simple ticket and a fine into a sputum flinging, name calling, law enforcement officer threatening, clusterfuck. …

Omar Abdelaal Grabbed An Axe…

October 29, 2009 at 9:41 am by  

Hanover, Virginia – Omar Abdelaal just turned 16 – now, he’s looking at 20-to-life. Omar is accused of attacking another teen with an axe, sloughing off the left side of the kids face. The victim, just 15, had to have his face sewn back together with about 120 stitches. The entire attack was captured on video surveillance at a frequent teen hangout called Tractor Supply, Co. According to police, two groups of teens were arguing in the parking lot when Omar and his friends walked away and entered the supply store – the victim and his friends weren’t far behind. At some point, Omar broke away from the entire group, grabbed an axe from a display, removed the protective cover, and attacked the other teen. On the surveillance video, the victim could be seen facing Omar with his hands at his sides when he was hit. …

Camouflage: You’re Doing It Wrong

October 29, 2009 at 5:35 am by  

Carroll, IA – I’d like to give props to Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller for their resourcefulness and ability to think out of the box. I’d like to, but, I can’t. I will, however, give them props for making me laugh so hard I almost tinkled. It’s not every day we get to post a story here at the Dreamin’ Demon that exhibits such a high level of laughable fucktardary. Last Friday evening, police got a call about an attempted break-in. The caller described the suspects as two males with painted faces, both were wearing black hoodies, and it looked like both were armed. The caller reported that the two had just driven off in a large white car. Responding officers spotted a vehicle matching the description of the alleged suspect’s car just a couple of blocks away from the apartment and pulled it over. Just wait till you get a load of their awesome disguises!  …

Rochester, New York – Peter McCabe has been a referee for more than 25 years and has never had anything happen to him like what happened to him after a playoff game with the Western New York Cougars. After a rowdy game that involved a fight and some players were ejected, the Cougars ended up losing the game by two points. After the end of the game, the winning team lined up to shake hands, but the Cougars did not. As the players were walking off the field, a player from the Cougars swung his helmet into McCabe’s face giving him a detached nose, a hairline fracture in his skull, a broke jaw and nearly every bone in his face fractured.Another referee who saw it happen says the player stood over McCabe and said, “Take that! Take that!” and then walked away. To make things worse, team members of the Cougars refused to hand over their cell phones so someone could call 911.…

CENTRAL ISLIP, New York – We didn’t report on this story when it happened in May, although it was being covered in our forums. But her hearing was Tuesday so it is making the news again. To refresh your memory, social worker Margery Tannenbaum, 40, got in legal trouble after she got revenge on a 9-year-old girl who got into an argument with her 4th-grade daughter. She posted a sexually suggestive ad on Craigslist, including the girl’s real name and phone number, urging older men to call the little girl. Which of course, they did. According to court documents, the mother of the 9-year-old girl received a call from a man who, upon her answering, asked, “Hey baby, is this [girl’s first name]?” When the woman told the man she was her mother, the caller responded: “Oh, hot lady lives with foxy momma!”   Said the girl’s mother: “I told him the hot lady you are referring to is 9-years-old.” The caller then hung up, she said.…

Philadelphia That was the Facebook status of Susan Finkelstein after her arrest on charges of soliciting prostitution and related misdemeanors. Married with children, current Penn grad student in liberal arts and onetime assistant PR director at the University of Pennsylvania, Susan posted an ad on Craigslist.com: “DESPERATE BLONDE NEEDS WS TIX” (read the ad here) that simply states “Diehard Phillies fan — gorgeous tall buxom blonde — in desperate need of two World Series tickets. Price negotiable — I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!” Police happened to come across her ad while looking for illegal activities and had an undercover cop give her a call. They arranged a meeting at a Bensalem bar on Monday night.  At the bar, Finkelstein was willing to engage in various sexual acts in return for a ticket, said Bensalem Public Safety Director Fred Harran. Then, she asked if the ticketholder had two tickets, and he claimed he did and she was willing to up the sexcapades.…

OKEECHOBEE, FLorida – Well, not really. They are just trying to enforce a dress code that includes employees not wearing buttons that promotes a religion. But some Christian got his panties in a bunch when Home Depot asked him to quit wearing a button that stated, “One nation under God“. Of course, Trevor Keezer says it isn’t about religion, its about loving your country. “I was just doing what I think every American should do, just love my country.” Which of course is total bullshit. Had that been the case, then he would have worn the alternate, approved button authorized by Home Depot that stated “United We Stand“. But of course, Keezer declined and hired a lawyer who plan on suing Home Depot for religious discrimination.…

Mountain Home, Arkansas Armed with a face only a mother could love, a criminal past, and an axe, Jason Marshall pretty much fucked up his parole. Monday, police received a couple of distressed phone calls regarding a domestic disturbance, the second of which the victim stated she and her children were able to escape their abuser but needed medical attention. An ambulance was dispatched to intercept the patients, Elizabeth Marshall (41) and her 9-year-old son at an intersection and they were transported to a nearby hospital.…

The Dexter Recap: #405 – Dirty Harry

October 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm by  

Other than perhaps a bit too much of John Lithgow‘s bare ass in some of the earlier episodes, what is not to love about Dexter this season? I thought it would be impossible to ever dethrone the second season as my personal favorite. But so far, season four is electrifying. Best of all, this season seems to be really digging at the audience, trying to make each viewer decide, “what is my code.” We all know the central question the show poses – is Dexter (and his actions) right or wrong? But even if you decide Dex is wrong, this wonderful little show is infamous for getting you to cheer on the self-proclaimed “monster.” And when you begin to cheer on the monster, you are forced to perceive some of the people close to him as a threat to his survival.…


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