Vincent Pizzonia Needs A Hand
September 29, 2009 by Morbid
NORTH BABYLON, Long Island – An explosion rocked a Long Island neighborhood when an explosive device Vincent Pizzonia, 17, was working on the basement of his parent’s home, accidentally exploded. The boy was injured and initial reports state that his parents took him to Good Samaritan Hospital in West Islip, and that he blew off one of his hands. Police had to bring in the Suffolk County Police Department’s Arson Squad as they found bomb making material and explosive devices on the premises. The the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives has now gotten involved as well, so I imagine Vinnie has some ’splainin’ to do as do the parents for not realizing their teen was in the basement making homemade bombs..
Two stories of two people losing a hand in vastly different ways today. What are the odds? But how scary is that to think that now days, zit faced teenagers choose not to sit around a table in a basement listening to Pink Floyd and smoking weed, but rather choose to possibly blow your ass to bits while making meth or some kind of home-made fertilizer bomb – all from materials from Home Depot and Radio Shack using plans they got from some torrent on the Internet. It usually starts with things like this:
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. Listen to me. Get high. Just smoke a bunch of weed. It’ll take all that energy to do shit like Vinnie did right out of you. You’ll spend most of your time combining odd food together, listening to shitty music thinking it is deep and laughing at television shows made for toddlers convincing yourself that the creators must be stoners too. You’ll end up cool like me, running a website about murderers with a brain that may not be able to keep up with my car keys but still hanging on to the hope that maybe – just maybe – Dave Mustaine will actually release a Megadeth album half as good as So Far, So Good, So What.
3:46 pm on September 29th, 2009
I think the bomb kid qualifies for a Darwin since he’s effectively taken himself out of the gene pool.
4:10 pm on September 29th, 2009
He cannot qualify for Darwin award as lucky for him, he’s not dead.
4:52 pm on September 29th, 2009
Come on Morbid did you even listen to Megadeth’s new album Endgame?
5:44 pm on September 29th, 2009
Yes. I’m on my third go with it and I am pissed that I am not ejaculating over it like everyone else. Sure it is better than his last five turds, sure the guitars thrash like shit we haven’t heard from anyone in a while, but I just do not find any of it memorable at all. Reserving final judgment after a few more spins.
5:45 pm on September 29th, 2009
SMF!!
7:29 am on September 30th, 2009
Gotta love Vinnie from Long Island.
Just having a little fun in the basement and made it on the front page. go figure. he should have went to a bombmaking site. there are many of them and it can be done safely. Dumbass.
http://www.linkbase.org/make-pipe-bomb/
3:54 pm on September 30th, 2009
Unless he also blasted off his balls he does not qualify for the Darwin Awards. (One does not have to be dead if one has ensured through other means that there will be no progeny….)
9:29 am on October 1st, 2009
We had a couple of kids blow up a drinking fountain at my school. They didn’t get in very much trouble, now a days it would be big time.
9:02 pm on October 3rd, 2009
it usually begins like that, but usually ends like this:
10:30 pm on October 3rd, 2009
I am quite happy Vinnie lost a hand, it’ll slow him down some, possibly long enough that he’ll mature and realize what an idiot he is and that whatever or whoever he intended to do harm with said “bomb” didn’t “make” him that way!
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