Gesundheit!
September 28, 2009 by Jaded
Commerce, TX – That’s it. I never thought this day would come, but, it has. I am marking the date and time on my calendar – as of 5:00 a.m. on September 28th, I have officially heard it all. After today, I highly doubt that I will ever be shocked or by surprised by anything. Officers were called to the Commerce Hardware and FeedFeed reviews
on a report of an elderly man blowing an unknown substance into the face of a store employee. The employee told officers that she had reached out to take the man’s check and he blew some whitish, powdery, substance in her face. Undaunted, the cashier turned to the register to process the check and when she turned to face the man, he blew the powdery shit in her face again. (I can’t believe she didn’t freak out and scream “Anthrax!!!”) Anyway, the old guy stood around for a few minutes then left the store and the cashier called the cops. She gave a description of the man and the cops were on his trail. When they caught up with the guy, they realized the powdery substance was pepper. They also realized the guy has a rather odd fetish – he gets off on women sneezing.
He is a sneeze fetishist. Heh. Who’da thunk? Thinking that had to be a joke, I researched the subject, and, sure as shit, there is such a thing. There are numerous websites and forums dedicated to the fetish – ABC News has an entire write-up on it. I gotta admit, I can’t honestly say that I will ever feel the same about sneezing again. As a matter of fact, I’ll probably giggle with each and every sneeze from now on.
Although the motivation for the assault was sexual in nature, the incident itself was not considered sexual assault, so they couldn’t charge the unidentified man with a sex crime. But, because the employee had to be seen at the hospital after the ‘assault’ for an irritated throat and arm (I have no clue how her arm got involved), the man is facing charges of aggravated assault causing serious bodily injury. His name is being withheld pending arraignment.
Attractive, isn’t it? *gag*
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9:25 am on September 28th, 2009
I’m left speachless over this one.. I’ve never heard of sneezing as a fetish. Guess you learn something new every day. lol
9:30 am on September 28th, 2009
Precisely. Since finding my way to the Dreamin’ Demon, I have learned volumes. Can’t say that I can do much with the knowledge that I now hold, though. But I got it.
9:40 am on September 28th, 2009
9:41 am on September 28th, 2009
Ok, Jaded, I agree…I believe I am no shockproof!
9:57 am on September 28th, 2009
What in the flying fuck was this dude thinking. People like that give me the creeps!!!
12:26 pm on September 28th, 2009
And I thought most people in clinics were patients.
2:31 pm on September 28th, 2009
do I have this right, he put pepper in his nose and then sneezed on the woman to get her to sneeze in return? wow. I just…I have nothing else to say.
4:18 pm on September 28th, 2009
For the record, Harley_Tech was out riding the last couple of days, but no where near Commerce.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
R
9:51 pm on September 28th, 2009
Wow. Human sexuality can be a scream..Its “like a box of chocolates, ya never know what yer gona’ get”
1:04 am on September 29th, 2009
A sneeze fetish, hmmmmm, I suppose that’s right there with the toe fetish and “Pee on me” fetish. The brains of some people, I tell ya, it’s a fascination of mine, what will the “weirdos” come up with next? Just when you believe you seen or heard it all, a new sexually deviant act shows up, with a website, no less!!
With a knick knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone……..
7:47 am on September 29th, 2009
What REALLY disturbs me, is that somehow I’ve heard of this fetish before, and I have no idea where.
11:13 pm on October 26th, 2009
WoW….truly weird fetish, I’m sitting here racking my brain trying to think of what could be remotely sexually attractive about a sneeze. I am usually very open-minded about sexual matters but this one stumps me. lol
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