Hambeast Kidnaps Friend’s Baby – Then It Gets Weird
September 25, 2009 by Jaded
Waco, TX – Prisscilla Mechell, 25-year-old wife and mother, had everyone believing she was going to squish out a kid any day. Actually, she was supposed to make that happen last Monday morning, after telling her family that she was scheduled to have labor induced. Oh, happiness and joy! One problem. Prisscilla miscarried about 4 months ago. Ut-oh! Her husband, daughter, family, and friends are all expecting to see a shiny new baby and Prisscilla couldn’t very well just conjure up an infant. Or could she? As luck would have it, a friend of hers had just given birth to a bouncing baby boy just a week ago – maybe she could just borrow that one, or something.
Prisscilla Mechell
Prisscilla paid a visit to the new mother and baby Monday morning. She kindly offered to watch baby Ryder, while mom, Kourtney Miller, took a nap. After Kourtney dozed off, Prisscilla took off with the boy, drove seven miles to her house, and promptly shaved the kid’s head with a razor to change his appearance. (This is where I picture her gluing a fake mustache on his little lip to further hide his true identity). KnowingKnowing reviews
that Kourtney was going to wake up and wonder where the hell her spawn got off to, Prisscilla started to freak out. The authorities would certainly know that she had the baby, so, she placed the little guy on the floorboard of her car and started looking for a place to hide him. And hide him she did. She put Ryder in a dumpster behind an abandoned gas station before returning to Miller’s home. Wait….what? Why the fuck didn’t she just take the damn kid back to his mother, cry “April FoolApril Fool’s Day reviews
!” and just hope Kourtney had one helluva sense of humor? Well, because, in Prisscilla’s own words, she would “would rather have the baby die than to be caught with him.” What. The. Fuck. Bitch is plain crazy.
The police were still at the Miller home when Prisscilla reappeared without Ryder. Knowing the jig was up, she fessed up, telling deputies where they could find Ryder. There, under some trash and insulation, lay an overheated 1-week-old baby boy, and he was pissed! The deputy who found him said he was crying, hot to the touch, flushed, and had abrasions on both of his tiny knees. Other than that, the kid was in fairly good shape. Ryder was released from the hospital on Wednesday. Prisscilla, who somehow managed to avoid getting a severe beat-down from Ryder’s mom, is now looking at charges of aggravated kidnapping and injury to a child. Bond has been set at $500,000.
Oh, and on top of that, Prisscilla’s husband of five years, Scott Mechell, filed for a restraining order and a divorce. He wants Prisscilla to undergo a psych eval and he wants full custody of their 5-year-old daughter. “I am very concerned that my wife would injure our daughter or would take our daughter and leave the court’s jurisdiction,” he wrote. He is also requesting that Prisscilla have no visitation until after the next court hearing. Bravo, Scott.
Source | Source | Idiot’s Myspace
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7:44 am on September 25th, 2009
Glad the wee one is okay. And way to go Dad! Nice to see a parent reacting in the best interests of their kid.
8:10 am on September 25th, 2009
Anyone wanna make a million bucks, open a “Rent a Child” office. As often as this happens maybe it would be of good service. But I doubt any of the applicants would pass the psy. test.
8:28 am on September 25th, 2009
Damn!! I’m glad the baby is ok. Poor mother having to go through that. I would have beat that bitch silly. I’m also glad the dad is not defending his wife’s actions and is keeping his child safe.
8:58 am on September 25th, 2009
crazy bitch!
that being said where did the term ‘hambeast’ come from? i love ham, as well as bacon. i’m offended that my beloved pork product is being used to describe this crazy woman….
bacon…..yumm!
9:14 am on September 25th, 2009
From one of her myspace blogs—
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9:17 am on September 25th, 2009
LOL!!!
This is one of the weirdest ones I’ve read in a while. No planning or anything, this is defiently a WTF!
mommacrazy30 – Hambeast has been around for a while and it fits this “woman” to the T
9:29 am on September 25th, 2009
i’m still upset, i love ham!
1:56 pm on September 25th, 2009
Someone should saw her nipples off with a popsicle stick. What a waste of sperm.
2:11 pm on September 25th, 2009
Best part of this story is you calling her a “hambeast”!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!
5:22 pm on September 25th, 2009
What in the hell is wrong with saying “I had a miscarriage”????
I had 14 of them in my lifetime and nobody excommunicated me for it.
Most people with a working brain cell would find that it is easier to say I lost the baby and (if they are attention seekers) get showered with sympathy vs. faking the rest of the pregnancy, stealing newborn baby, getting caught in your own web of lies, end up in jail with your entire family, friends and surrounding community disgusted and hating you.
5:25 pm on September 25th, 2009
This is what happens when you spell a perfectly common name retardedly for no apparent reason. Beware.
9:52 pm on September 25th, 2009
True Athena, and I dont like people named Jeffry who spell it as Geoffrey either, damnit.
10:04 pm on September 25th, 2009
haha… a wise woman wrote that!
4:51 pm on September 26th, 2009
right off the comments on her myspace: I know you won’t be reading this for a long time but I want you to know you make me sick I hope the women in the Waco jail are mopping the floor with your ass!! I feel sorry for your beautiful little girl… Was she not enough for you?? Some people are only blessed with one great child. I am sorry if you lost your baby but damn what the hell were you thinking. If you were embarrassed about being fat then lose weight. I am a bigger girl myself but I would never make my husband and son think i was gonna have a baby. Now someone will have to explain to your beautiful sweet little girl that mommy will not be coming home and she does not have a baby brother on the way. Sad Sad stuff. I hope you live to be over 100 yrs and the judge gives you LIFE in prison.!!! As for your family and the Miller family my prayers are with you all.!!
good to see she has semi-intelligent friends.
8:22 pm on September 26th, 2009
It’s truly sad, but there are too many women that fake a pregnancy to keep their husband/boyfriend without thinking it through all the way. I suspect there was much trouble in the relationship between Prissy and her man, so she gets pregnant or pretends to be, so he will stand by her for at least 42 weeks…… Desperation is one pitiful character flaw! And Prisscilla has plenty!
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