Waco, TX – Prisscilla Mechell, 25-year-old wife and mother, had everyone believing she was going to squish out a kid any day. Actually, she was supposed to make that happen last Monday morning, after telling her family that she was scheduled to have labor induced. Oh, happiness and joy! One problem. Prisscilla miscarried about 4 months ago. Ut-oh! Her husband, daughter, family, and friends are all expecting to see a shiny new baby and Prisscilla couldn’t very well just conjure up an infant. Or could she? As luck would have it, a friend of hers had just given birth to a bouncing baby boy just a week ago – maybe she could just borrow that one, or something.

Prisscilla Mechell

Prisscilla paid a visit to the new mother and baby Monday morning. She kindly offered to watch baby Ryder, while mom, Kourtney Miller, took a nap. After Kourtney dozed off, Prisscilla took off with the boy, drove seven miles to her house, and promptly shaved the kid’s head with a razor to change his appearance. (This is where I picture her gluing a fake mustache on his little lip to further hide his true identity). KnowingKnowing reviews that Kourtney was going to wake up and wonder where the hell her spawn got off to, Prisscilla started to freak out. The authorities would certainly know that she had the baby, so, she placed the little guy on the floorboard of her car and started looking for a place to hide him. And hide him she did. She put Ryder in a dumpster behind an abandoned gas station before returning to Miller’s home. Wait….what? Why the fuck didn’t she just take the damn kid back to his mother, cry “April FoolApril Fool’s Day reviews!” and just hope Kourtney had one helluva sense of humor? Well, because, in Prisscilla’s own words, she would “would rather have the baby die than to be caught with him.” What. The. Fuck. Bitch is plain crazy.

The police were still at the Miller home when Prisscilla reappeared without Ryder. Knowing the jig was up, she fessed up, telling deputies where they could find Ryder. There, under some trash and insulation, lay an overheated 1-week-old baby boy, and he was pissed! The deputy who found him said he was crying, hot to the touch, flushed, and had abrasions on both of his tiny knees. Other than that, the kid was in fairly good shape. Ryder was released from the hospital on Wednesday. Prisscilla, who somehow managed to avoid getting a severe beat-down from Ryder’s mom, is now looking at charges of aggravated kidnapping and injury to a child. Bond has been set at $500,000.

Oh, and on top of that, Prisscilla’s husband of five years, Scott Mechell, filed for a restraining order and a divorce. He wants Prisscilla to undergo a psych eval and he wants full custody of their 5-year-old daughter. “I am very concerned that my wife would injure our daughter or would take our daughter and leave the court’s jurisdiction,” he wrote. He is also requesting that Prisscilla have no visitation until after the next court hearing. Bravo, Scott.

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