Don’t Even THINK About Touching Chavonna Gough’s Pork
September 25, 2009 by Jaded
Sacramento, CA – I am not even ashamed to admit that I am very territorial when it comes to food – there are a few items in my house that you had better not even think about consuming. The punishment for snarfin’ down anything I have laid claim to (ice cream sandwiches, Goldfish crackers, pizza rolls, chocolate milk) is swift and severe and usually involves a spork. Which, in comparison to Chavonna Gough’s alleged brand of punishment, is actually pretty tame. When Chavonna surmised that her 16-year-old son ate the last pork chop, the bitch came unglued. First, without even thinking about all the starving kids over in Ethiopia and how much they might appreciate an omelette, Chavonna busted a couple of eggs over the kid’s head. Then she punched him in the face. She wasn’t done yet. She got her hands on a kitchen knife and chased the kid outta the house. Damn. PsychoPsycho reviews
much? The teen, who was taken into protective custody, is probably looking at years of therapy. Chavonna, 36, is looking at four walls, a cot, and a toilet. She’sShe reviews
facing charges of assault with a deadly weapon and endangering the life of a child. Bail was set at $60,000.
Chavonna Gough
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10:17 am on September 25th, 2009
what an odd looking face.
pork is yummy! but i wonder..why waste the eggs?
crazy bitch. i feel for the kid.
10:31 am on September 25th, 2009
That crazy bitch looks like the spawn of satan and a horse with a little pit bull thrown in for diversity’s sake…
10:43 am on September 25th, 2009
Anything look familar about her snout.. er… nose?
10:46 am on September 25th, 2009
Yeah…she looks like Skeletor.
10:49 am on September 25th, 2009
Thank you!! The name was right on the tip of my tongue…
10:52 am on September 25th, 2009
I wouldn’t even think of touching her with pork
2:07 pm on September 25th, 2009
Dayum. o.O
All over a pork chop? WTF?
I mean, I could understand if it was some thick boneless spare ribs cut country style and slathered w/tangy sauce, but there’s not a pork chop out there worth getting my BP worked up over.
2:07 pm on September 25th, 2009
LOL! She should of watched this video first!
2:07 pm on September 25th, 2009
hmm, I guess the link option doesnt work?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KadvVzQIRu0
2:21 pm on September 25th, 2009
I completely understand how this could happen. When my grandma ate the last of my frito pie I smashed her with eggs too…
5:32 pm on September 25th, 2009
The pig wanted her pig, wasn’t nobody else to get that last one! Must’ve been gonna make an omelette with her pork and dagnabbit, it was gone!! And umm, I’m sure jailhouse food doesn’t include porkchops,or real eggs, was it worth it, Chavonna??
9:46 pm on September 25th, 2009
as soon as I saw the picture, I thought “BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL”
10:14 pm on September 25th, 2009
See. You guys don’t understand. Touch MY last pork chop w/ the lawry’s seasoning salt and its on. No, I don’t care if you are a 16 year old growing boy whom probably burns a lot of calories play sports or getting frisky w/ yourself or whatever it is 16 y.o. boys do. By god as my witness I will cut you if you touch my porkchop.
10:43 pm on September 25th, 2009
I mean..jeese..whaddaya’ expect?? Its hard battling He-Man and She-Ra. She needed the strength that a only good pork chop could bring. Damn inconsidreate teenagers.
10:48 pm on September 25th, 2009
she-ra…i had the the horse, the castle, the whole sha-bang! now i have a box set of the first season.
oh my.
9:49 am on September 26th, 2009
Awesome.
10:21 pm on September 27th, 2009
how the hell does that face have a kid??? ick.
id hate to wake up to that every morning. feel like shes gunna suck my brain through her nose or some wierd shiznit. just wierd.
9:18 am on September 28th, 2009
I never liked pork chops, Yuck.
Crackhead maybe?
8:00 pm on September 30th, 2009
She’s lucky he didn’t beat her ass.Most 16 yr. ols would.Are they sure he’s not adopted I mean doing the right thing and all IS usually taught but possibly genetic also.
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