Adrian, MI – What are the chances that we would be featuring two hambeasts hailing from Bizarro World on the same damn day? Pretty damn good. You may have already had the pleasure of meeting hambeast #1, Prisscilla Mechell – now let’s meet her kooky runner-up , 30-year-old Brandy Michelle Wellman. Brandy is in yo face this morning because she abandoned her pajama-clad 3-year-old daughter on the side of a busy highway in the middle of the night and claimed to authorities that “maybe she had been kidnapped from her bed.” Oh for the love of fucking ice cream sandwiches, why?

Brandy Wellman
At around 2:30 a.m. Tuesday the 16th, a trucker driving down US 223 spotted the child running down the highway. When police arrived on the scene, they found the frightened child to be uninjured but disoriented and confused. “She didn’t know her last name, all we knew was her first name and that she had a sister that went to school and her parent’s first name, but she didn’t know where she lived,” said Lenawee County Sheriff Jack Welsh. I can’t imagine the fear that little girl was feeling – poor kiddo.
A couple hours later, Wellman was on the phone with police to report her daughter missing. She initially told authorities and family that she believed that someone broke into her home and abducted the child. And apparently, at least one family member bought that story. “What I think happened is, I think someone took her. We have some weirdos living around here,” Wellman’s sister in-law said at the time. Another story she spewed out of her pie hole was that the child might have crawled out of an open window. Bullshit. She later admitted to leaving the house with the child around midnight and dropping her off on the highway, several miles away from home. She has yet to explain the reasoning behind the abandonment. The child was placed in protective custody and Brandy Wellman was placed behind bars and charged with child abandonment. Bond was set at $200,000. Neighbors stated that Brandy had been acting odd lately, but they had never witnessed her mistreating her children. I guess there’s a first time for everything.
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