Glenn Nottle Was Naughty at the Party

Filed under: Alcohol-related stupidity, Bombing, Crime, shooting spree 

Apple Valley, California Growing up, birthday parties were a big thing, both having them and going to them. The endless silly games that are played from ‘pin the tail on the ass’ to ‘telephone’. (You know, everyone sits in a circle, an adult whispers something to the first child and they’re to repeat it to the next. By the end of the circle the message is never the same. Kind of like a bunch of adults I know repeating gossip) But as children grow older the parties kind of wane. I mean, what kind of games do you play with a bunch of 14-year-olds? After the sweet-sixteen party, the 17th birthday is a pretty big let down. Nothing really exciting to do for that one. That is unless you’re the daughter of Glenn Nottle. He gave his daughter the memories of a lifetime for her birthday. A little gunfire, some throwing stars, a little pipe bomb….

“Happy BirthdayHappy Birthday reviews, honey. Let me fuck up your entire day. LoveLove reviews, Daddy” should have been the message scrolled on his daughter’s birthday cake. Seems like daddy had a bit too much to drink and picked a fight with his wife. During the altercation, he allegedly marched his happy ass into the bedroom and grabbed his .45 caliber semi-automatic handgun and fired a shot through the hallway ceiling. Nothing will get your attention more than a fucking drunk with a gun. But he tested that theory by marching that same ass outside and firing rounds into the ground, sending guests scrambling. Shit. Usually people fire into the air and people hit the ground. I’m trying to figure out what the hell they do when it’s the ground being fired upon.

A male guest was able to apprehend Glenn and get the gun away from him and when authorities arrived, they found the two males in the alley, one on his back – one had the gun. They took both men into custody until they could sort the shit out a bit more. I guess they quickly figured which one had a problem with being detained when he kicked out the back window of the squad car. Guess which one it was?

Perfect pappy Glenn, being a convicted felon and all, was beginning to realize he should have kept his mouth shut and his hands in his pockets. When the police started investigating, they found some throwing stars (illegal), a Cane sword (illegal), double-edged knives (illegal), several more firearms and ammo (illegal), and a homemade IED. (improvised exploding device – really fucking illegal). And they scrambled the hell on out of there. After the pipe bomb was diffused, good old Glenn found himself in a whole heap of trouble.

He was booked for investigation of possessing an explosive device, shooting at an inhabited dwelling, and more. (don’t know about the “more”.)

You know, it’s always a great time when you can blend two celebrations into one. And for the Nottle’s, it was a wonderful birthday party coupled with a hardy bon voyage…or good riddance.

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