Ashley Jo Beach Was Doing The Nasty In The Bushes
September 19, 2009 by Jaded
Meridian, ID – Allow me to introduce Ashley Beach – a 37-year-old married mother of three and a teacher at Meridian Middle School. Yes, Ashley wears many hats – aside from teaching math and science, she dabbles a bit in sex edumacation. Not in the classroom, mind you, but in the bushes. With her *ahem* star pupil, a 13-year-old boy. Ashley was busted at about 9:30 Thursday evening after some neighborhood folk witnessed a bit of suspicious activity coming from a certain bush. When the police arrived on scene, they found Ashley and the teen laying on the ground, partially concealed by bushes. When asked exactly what the hell they were up to back there, both came up with a different story. Further investigation revealed that Ashley has been sexually involved with the kid, a former student, since April. It is believed that some of the sexual contact took place on school grounds and it was also revealed that the two have been sharing naughty pics via text messages. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Silly Ashley! Don’t you know 13-year-old boys have cooties? Gross. Ashley Jo Beach was charged with lewd conduct with a child under 16 and slapped with a $300,000 bond. Ouch. If only the bond was so high in each and every other case we hear about.

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8:00 am on September 19th, 2009
All I can think of is how many lives this selfish bitch has damaged or destroyed. The boy’s, his family’s, her husband, her kids, and her student’s – just to name a few.
Where the hell is this ho’s sense of responsibility and self-respect? My God, if you have a burning need to cheat on your spouse, at least don’t do it with a child in your care!
8:46 am on September 19th, 2009
Gee, she’s crying. Because she was caught or because she has lost her 13 year old or both?
Sickening.
9:01 am on September 19th, 2009
As bad as these cases are I’m just glad that the court of public opinion is finally realizing that these kinds of women are still pedophiles. Now if the real courts in this country would realize that and actually punish these women maybe it would stop happening so often.
9:03 am on September 19th, 2009
I would love to have heard the excuses she spewed after getting caught in the bushes with the kid. “I lost a contact lens?” “We’re working on extra-credit?”
9:41 am on September 19th, 2009
“You’re not gona believe this Officer, but we actually CAUGHT the dog eating his homework!! Thats right..and..uh..heh heh we were just picking up some of the pieces..and uh..where IS that dog anyway??!!!”
10:03 am on September 19th, 2009
Tee-hee.
10:29 am on September 19th, 2009
haha! omg that poor boy, what a way to remember losing your virginity…
10:43 am on September 19th, 2009
I guess its a good thing that I couldnt imagine being attracted to a 13-year old boy..
and why are they always teachers..I mean, i guess Ive read other stories of Pedo-Women..but the most publicized ones at least are usually teachers
12:41 pm on September 19th, 2009
Where were these women when I was 13? er…ahem…I mean, uh…poor kid
5:12 pm on September 19th, 2009
Where were these women when I was 13? er…ahem…I mean, uh…poor kid
That there is the reason they keep getting away with it.
9:17 pm on September 19th, 2009
cry you nasty bitch…CRY!
6:28 am on September 20th, 2009
I’m fairly certain she’ll have a host of defenders blaming the 13 yr old boy for initiating the ‘relationship’
[Did doing it in bushes where the chances of being caught add an element of excitement? or couldn't she afford a hotel room?]
10:38 am on September 20th, 2009
Tears!!! Oh, I’m sure she’s REALLY remorseful–about getting caught, anyway.
I cannot for the life of me fathom how any woman could be attracted to a 13 year old boy. I have a nephew who is 12, and just…ew. Seriously. EWWWWW. 13 year old boys are such gross little creatures. Not to mention the fact that they are CHILDREN. What the hell is wrong with these women?
I hope they throw the book at this stupid bitch, but we all know she’s probably going to get off with a slap on the wrist. Sickening.
2:21 pm on September 20th, 2009
I think of all the education that I missed.
But then my homework was never quite like this.
Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,
Im hot for teacher.
I got it bad, so bad,
Im hot for teacher.
9:33 am on September 21st, 2009
She’s not half bad looking, she could of found someone in a bar if necessary. It just goes to show that a pedofile is a pedofile, man or woman!
10:03 am on September 21st, 2009
I feel horrible for her husband and children. Think about how it must have felt for her husband when he learned that his wife was caught bumping uglies with a 13 year old kid. What a blow to his manhood.
And her kids….they still have to attend school. I bet they feel every eyeball burning into their back as they walk into a classroom or travel the hallways.
2:34 pm on September 21st, 2009
South Park has a hilarious episode that tackles the pedophile double standard in typical scathing South Park fashion, “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy.” It also has a classic “Cartman as Dog the Bounty Hunter” theme. Highly recommended.
7:21 pm on September 21st, 2009
Great episode! Cartman’s bitch Beth can’t even see over her boobs (much like the real Beth) and it’s hilarious the way he keeps calling everyone “brah.” lol
I agree with captainhowdy….my oldest nephew is 13 and I just can’t even imagine thinking about him or one of his friends that way. This woman is crazy!
9:18 pm on September 21st, 2009
the funny part is this was my 5th grade math teacher…. when i had her she was pregnant… i really feel bad for the husband.
6:28 pm on October 20th, 2009
swift results
KTVB.COM
11:23 pm on October 28th, 2009
Her hubby is in trouble now as well….
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