“Daddy Lorne Touched My Cooter And It Hurt”
September 15, 2009 by thinkgoat
Manatee County, Florida Art Linkletter hit a gold mine when he came out with his “Kids Say The Darndest Things“. It was such a hit because I think every single person could relate to hearing children reveal such intimate details so innocently or say some very adult things taken so far out of context. All of it either embarrassing or funny as hell. Or both. There’s something so engaging about listening to a child explain something. Especially when they know they have your undivided attention. They become a bit more willing to share, a bit more animated in their story telling abilities. And if an adult has all the appropriate reactions, the child’s trust and willingness grows. Which was perhaps the case of this three year-old. I can’t imagine the intensity of the attention she received when she said, “Daddy Lorne touched my cooter and it hurt.”
Lorne Yearego
This intriguing conversation happened a few days after Lorne Yearego (25) was arrested for domestic battery and child abuse. While talking to her mother, she came out with the little gem. As any good mother would do, she asked for a little clarification…”You mean, when he wipes your bottom?” To which her daughter replies, “No, because he likes it.” What. The. Fuck.
Guess what the mother did? Ignored it, right? Not this time. She immediately called the same CPS investigator who had been working with her on Lorne’s previous charge and the CPS employee called the sheriff’s department. The little girl was interviewed twice more and allegedly gave the same account each time. When the doctor was examining her revealed her vagina had been touched and asked if she had been touched there, she said, “Yes, inside”.
When confronted with the news, Lorne Yearego denied the charges, asked for a lie detector, then wanted a lawyer. When asked which one he wanted, well…he just couldn’t make up his mind. So he asked for his mommy. This 25 year old dirt bag asked to speak with his mommy. He finally asked for that polygraph to be given and the authorities complied although the results have not been released.
What has been released is that Lorne A Yearego has been charged with (on top of the domestic battery and child abuse) Capital Sexual Battery but the jails website states Custodian Fondled a Victim Under 12. Pick the first one and go with it.
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6:24 am on September 15th, 2009
Although I am glad the mother did further investigate and see exactly what the daughter was talking about, I do have to wonder about the prior. I mean a couple of days later and she was still with him… not to mention it was domestic and child abuse.
6:46 am on September 15th, 2009
Wait till BUBBA busts his COOTER!
8:02 am on September 15th, 2009
Hmmm, I didn’t read anywhere that she had gone back with him.
8:41 am on September 15th, 2009
He wanted his Mommy? Please, he’s a sorry sack of shit. Poor girl, sounds very mature for her age, hope she can just be a kid again.
9:36 am on September 15th, 2009
Nice write-up.
9:57 am on September 15th, 2009
It’s always nice to read a story on here where the mother actually cares for and listens to her child. Too bad all mothers don’t use the same good judgment.
11:30 am on September 15th, 2009
Hoping this creepy motherfucker is on the receiving end of this sort of treatment. Maybe Bubba will use him for a hand puppet, as Mr Garrison on Southpark would say, “Mr. Hand says, you go to hell, you go to hell and die!”
2:20 pm on September 15th, 2009
That’s a gut-wrenching title if I ever read one. Especially so knowing it’s a direct quote. It’s always nice to read a story where mom does the right thing, though. Kudos to her.
4:45 pm on September 15th, 2009
Yeah, I must have misread. What I get for commenting when I am up with insomnia. ><
7:45 pm on September 15th, 2009
PUKE. BLECH. What a sick fucker. I am so glad the mother didn’t hesitate to turn is sorry ass in. I’m just bummed she didn’t hit him with her fucking care before she did it. Oh well – Maybe he doesn’t know to keep his back to the wall and someone will catch him in the shower to impose a little justice…. without soap…
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