Stephfon Bennett Returned to the Scene to Steal Her Heart
September 10, 2009 by thinkgoat
Columbus, Ohio LoveLove reviews
at first sight: the topic of many pieces of literature and even more poems. It’s actually a very strange thing, this love upon first glance. It often makes total strangers engage in conversation with wild flirtations and wilder fantasies. Sometimes that draw or gut instinct is right on track. It’s interesting, in some new age religious circles, these urges or feelings are made known for one reason: your paths are meant to cross. The very real feelings trigger curiosity and that curiosity triggers action and sometimes, upon the first few moments in time, you feel like you’ve met that person before or that you’ve known each other for forever. And so when Stephfon Bennett showed up on the doorstep of Diana Martinez, he felt love and she felt she had met him before. Perhaps it was due to him allegedly robbing her two hours prior…
Stephfon Bennett
Yes, you read that correctly. Front Page readers, we have our daily idiot winner right here. Diana Martinez was robbed at gunpoint by three men late SundaySunday reviews evening. Imagine attempting to lower your adrenaline level surrounded with trusted loved ones, being a little gun shy at any foreign sounds in your home, when a knock comes upon your door. Is it police coming with information? Is it more concerned friends and family? The pizza delivery guy? Nope, it’s Stephfon Bennett, one of the alleged robbers.
Stephfon allegedly came back for the one thing he forgot to steal the first time around…Diana’s heart. Isn’t that romantic? Full of decorum, Stephfon politely asked her if she had a boyfriend and if she’d like to go out of a date with him. That shit really melts my heart. But it didn’t hers. She somehow got word to her cousin who was inside Diana’s home and the cousin called 911. He was arrested in front of her home and was charged with aggravated robbery and was being held on $100,000 bail.
Love. It makes the strongest of people act in irrational ways and lands idiots in jail.
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4:08 am on September 10th, 2009
“I couldn’t possibly date a man with so many redundant consonants in his name. That and you just robbed me, asshole.”
7:56 am on September 10th, 2009
Oh, that would be the best put-down line.
11:00 am on September 10th, 2009
Oh, but where’s her sense of romance? Doesn’t she see what a catch he is? I can see it now once he proposes to her. They’ll be sitting on a park bench watching all the people going by, it’s a beautiful day, when this lovely couple walks by and she’s wearing the biggest diamond so far. Cha-ching! See a cute puppy? Wahoo! Some guy pulls up in a new shiny beemer? Holay! Oh, the life she could have had……
Btw, yes I am being sarcastic if it’s not obvious
1:46 pm on September 10th, 2009
There’s no accounting for the affairs of the heart… or the stupidity of a perp
1:53 pm on September 10th, 2009
Maybe he assumes everyone’s eyesight is as poor as his?
8:20 pm on September 11th, 2009
Aw, he just wanted to see if she had a sense of humor.
10:42 am on September 14th, 2009
What a dumb ass mother fucker!
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